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Looking at baby names from T&T all in one place is as scary as you thought it would be.

Camille Grammer enters the pageant world, and Eden fails yet another audition.

Cutabitch demonstrates what else “C” stands for.

Storybook & Co. pageant, “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend.” Well duuuh.

The party’s over.

SO I have found that there is a slight problem with doing my recaps so quickly. Sometimes the places where I get my episode pics are not as fast as I am. Rather than be patient and wait I am going to type each song into Google and get my pictures for this episode from there.

Myranda and Eric learn how to take care of a baby in spite of themselves.

Fransolonely continues to reveal the one facet of her personality.

FINALLY!

Not as bad as the last episode!

Resuuuuults

It’s the Etch-a-Sketch episode.

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold, BelowSeaLevel! Consider yourself invited!  Kim’s getting hitched and it’s sure be filled with glitz, glam, and cleavage. But, you bitches better not be late! Yay!  Big Poppa 2.0′s gonna put a ring on it!   Kim and Kroy have found their dream home and their newborn, K.J., [...]

Who saw this coming?

I feel like I should be walking through a mall and this is what is going on on that weird stage they set up by a bookstore.

Wow. Up is down and down is up. Contestants that have consistently given the suck turned it around tonight and, dare I say, the good contestants bit the green weenie.

And the winner is…

The most drinking-game-ready episode yet.

Never forget the Patio Poodle!   This recap/review/analysis could go one of several ways: 1) Do I LOVE it, without criticism? Talk up the show’s very cool twists and turns? Praise the performances? Admire SMG’s general loveliness? Give a thumbs up to the sheer brilliance of the costume department? 2) Do I call BULLSHIT? I’m [...]

Ever want to gut-punch that little shit at the office?

The judges come onstage and for the first time all season I have nothing mean to say about JLo’s outfit. It looks perfect for playing Bingo at the Seniors Centre.

Eden displays her multi-faceted talents.

This is…me back in front of my computer writing about American Idol. So all five of you might have noticed (might) that I have been MIA for the last two weeks.  I had something come up that couldn’t be helped and since no one likes AI I had no sub.  SORRY! I did, however, keep [...]

Hey Fran and Berry here, back in the saddle for week eight of The Amazing Race. Now let’s get going because this saddle is crazy uncomfortable! Last week as the sun set on AR’s Tanzania leg Team Blowup came in first place and Team Girl Gun came in last, but it was a non-elimination round [...]

Buenas Noches, Gasmii! Bienvenidos a Latin Night! I hope you enjoy looking at dudes toned asses in white pants, because that should really be the new name for Latin Night. The DWTS band kicks us off with a version of Santana’s “Evil Ways” with– who else? Carlos Santana! He’s there to shill his new album, [...]

Ikea unveiled their newest creation, the TV that’s furniture…The Uppleva. This is in no way an ad for Ikea, but I thought I’d post this because we all love our TVs on this site! The new TV is supposed to have built-in Blu-ray/DVD player, 2.1 surround sound, a wireless subwoofer, WiFi capability and the usual [...]

Eden works her particular brand of magic while her handlers snipe at each other.

  Prelude to a Finale – “It’s Called Improvising, Bitch!”   Oh RINGER. You low down, dirty dog. You cruel, cruel mistress. When we began this tryst, I thought you were fun, different. Yes, you were a drama queen, but you could also be silly and weren’t afraid to laugh at yourself. But then things [...]

Everyone is in limbo.

“She totes Plaxico-ed herself.”-Fran&Barry #AmazingRace Recap #url#

I blame Wynonna.

Where did everybody go?

Cute dogs and bitches.

Tabs and Norma Desmond whip a B&B into shape.

A thousand monkeys with laptops finally wrote something.

Two points of business before we launch into the details of “If You’re Just An Evil Bitch, Then Get Over It”. (HAHAHA!) #1 – Just realized Shaylene Briggs is the mother from Awkward. She is put to MUCH better use on that show and is still very very cute. #2 – Do you think this [...]

Thanks for playing caption this!! I laughed my ass off reading these. To play, join us Monday on our facebook page. Love to ya. My shortstack brings the boys to the yard!- Kimberly If Nell Carter and Elton John had a baby.- Danielle Look! I got new dishwasher!- Pegster You may think this is a [...]

Truth hurts.

Equal parts Batman, booze and Looney Tunes.