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Two words: Bernadette Peters.

Breakin’ the law…breakin’ the law.

What’s Portuguese for “schadenfreude”?

You-know-who finally goes home! Hint: it’s not Voldemort.

Someone goes home. Is it who you thought it was?

That’s a wrap!

Tabs’ superpowers are bested by the evil that is Tanya.

Sally scares me.

      The chickens are coming home to roost – finally! So the big question this week is: Is Hubs really the demonic psycho the show has portrayed him to be over the last 2 weeks? Or has the lighting department just been upset with him? OR is Ioan off his meds? Lets find [...]

Laziest finale in Project Runway HIIIISTORRRRYYYY!

TJ gets all Jeff Probst and calls out CT and Diem on their boneheaded Dome choice.

Hey race fans! Fran in the house! Don’t worry, Berry’s here too. Baby update: We just got back from a doctor visit to see how the little franberry is doing. They said they can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl yet because apparently my amniotic fluid is not so much fluid as it [...]

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

Tabs tries her best to improve a dog day care/grooming business but sadly doesn’t succeed.

Shane is not this type of criminal.

Reading is fundamental.

Ivy is NOT having a good week.

That was awesome!

Eat it, eat it, eat it…oooowww!

The only thing better than a baby is a kitten.

Emily brings some “theatrical fun” from a more backward century.

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

Makin’ pretty people ugly and young people old.

Everyone makes tough choices, but Henry’s screwed.

Baby in peril…OH NOES!

Poorly played, MTV. Nobody cares anymore.

Previously on Project Runway All Stars, even a fashion show in the dark couldn’t stop the fug,… You can fight a ninja, but you can’t fight homely. …a Cheeto fart from Chunk couldn’t bring Austin Scarlett O’Scare down,…. Smells like success! And the crafts services table! …and dumping glow in the dark paint all over [...]

A beauty school gets turnaround, Tabs has a new beau, and curmudgeonly Mr. P shows his soft side. Sorta.

Emily mixes up “innocent” and “ignorant.”

Willam’s boat is pretty.

Howdy, Gasmii!  So glad to be back on the Gasm – and thanks to all of you who followed us to Facebook and back. It was a hell of a week last week.  First the hacking, then Davy Jones died.  LOVED him!  Total first crush.  And then one of my cats, who has an autoimmune [...]

Control M for Miserable!

More Montauk this week!

The queens get schooled on their herstory.

Let’s Be Bad

Never underestimate the importance of clear diction.

***PottyMouth is currently travelling the world hunting down the little Indonesian rascal hacker, so this week you have a fill in! Please welcome TheProfessor to the gasm family! Hidelihodeli, Gasmerinis! Unfortunately, our beloved PottyMouth couldn’t make it this week. Express kidnapping, I was told.  But don’t worry, we should have the ransom of twelve door [...]

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

Raccoons don’t care about your existential BS.

We’re all on uppers, downers and candy corn.