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Raccoons don’t care about your existential BS.

We’re all on uppers, downers and candy corn.

Tabs does her best, but H Design owner Brian is beyond help.

Everyone’s tortured.

Joltin’ Joe’s not gonna go away. Hey, hey, hey.

Chad’s professional.

Salon Bridgette (it’s French!) gets turned around by Tabs.

Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.

Lizards and orchids and spiders oh my!

Some stuff happens then…hello, stranger!

Only three episodes left!

More irrefutable proof that Jonathan Nolan reads my recaps.

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

Everyone’s life is going to hell.

Better late than never!

  Hello Ringii of the TVGasm – I owe you an apology for the loss of last week’s episode. I was traveling and I couldn’t get the time to cover the brilliance that was “It’s Easy To Cry, When There’s This Much Cash Involved” in the way it deserved. Or…? Anyway thank you for your [...]

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.

Tabs confronts the host of issues in Salon Bridgette, including a do-nothing owner, a spoiled brat daughter and unmotivated staff.

Beavers and nuts and taints, oh my!

Bishop’s back!

Everyone went to Vegas for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.

Party City showgirls

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

Ice T and Coco are having a baby…sooner or later.

If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine.

Sniff…

You’re a good man, Lionel Fusco.

Hey everybody, welcome back to Top Chef Canada! That’s right, we’ve left Texas behind, knocked its dust from our boots, traded in the summertime heat for the blast chiller of a snowy mountaintop in British Columbia, which is actually neither British nor Colombian… and where they have a serious aversion to vowels Look at all [...]

A series of unfortunate events

The exes seem to be getting along, except the ones who fall on each other’s heads.

Puerto Rico feels bad.

Makin’ some horror movie magic!

Sir Paul is going to do TV

Love is the drug

Go cry, Emo Abe.

Make dat money.

No ep this week! Cry into your chocolates.

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.