POSTS TAGGED: TV

Blindness, sex, and unwanted cancer babies spanning two episodes.

Tina has man/boy problems.

Still running their asses ragged

Mini caps of V, Biggest Loser, and Teen Mom

Invoices, square boobs, and ig’nant old white lady disease.

The chefs nearly burn to death in the Bahamas!

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Tamra cries, Vicki woohoos, and God hates women

A look at People

After 3 months, Shleila returns. Did you miss them? Neither did I…

The results are in! And so is Hambert!

A season chock full of craycray begins

Thanks for playing, Hantz!

Daisy’s dad is a jerk, but not enough of one to even be mildly interesting.

More scripted than ever before, but who cares?

American Idol, Top Chef, and America’s Next Top Model

Puffy Eyes and Broken Hearts.

Elsa gets wasted and art gets a kick in the nutz

The past comes back to haunt (and taunt) the chefs!

Now with more parental cameos than ever!

Our first Recapper Battle of ’11

The girls take the stage in really tight clothes

Brooke and Paris are besties?!

Including me for having to watch this crap.

All trashy things must come to an end

Gawky teen or hot 25 year old?

Out of your Franco induced stoner-host coma and into some intense racing!

A butterfly emerges and lots of collectibles win cars.

Rodeo Princess pageant in Bridgeport, West Virginia! Yee-ha!

Mini caps of Gossip Girls, Skins, and Pretty Little Liar

McSteamy, McDreamy and McDonald share a good cry.

More insanity than you can shake a stick at.

The helicopter crash was exciting. The aftermath is…not.

Happy Oscars night!

Final day of our Oscar tribute.

A bunch of idiots take a trip into the woods for two days with no drugs. Gasp!

Being ratted out, rat’s blood, actual rats… but never any ratty hair! NEVER!

Our fourth day of Oscar celebrating

Mini caps of Grey’s and AI

Dane Cook steals the fun of this show just like he steals all his jokes…