Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday March 18th
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“So the animals debated how they might drive the robbers out, and at last settled on an idea.” Some of these quotes are getting way to heady for me. I used to recognize them, at least vaguely… now I have to Google them and still don’t understand them. Still at the apothecary, Nick isn’t awake yet [...]
No urban hangers!!!!! Ryan kicks off the show, accompanied by ear-splitting decibels of teen shrieks. I feel like I’m at a Michael Jackson concert in Belarus in 1989. Except it’s really a Bon Jovi concert in 2013. Again, I’m completely out of touch with what the young folk are into (or “digging with a shovel”, as I imagine they like to [...]
She’s late, she’s late, for a very important show nobody watches anymore. Our Top 10 has had a week off to play with their snap bracelets or listen to rap music or do whatever it is teenagers do in their free time nowadays. I sure know what ol’ Cotton Mouth Arthur’s been up to [...]
Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 14th
Not the real trailer – but you guys know Ms.VanCamp is the new female lead in Captain America 2, right? We knew her when… Much has been made of how REVENGE has gone off the rails this season – has lost the thread, forgotten the purpose, abandoned the raison d’etre, for cryin’ out loud! And [...]
So who besides me has missed this poor excuse of an actress? It’s been a while, so if you have forgotten where we are, please scan over some of the past few recaps. Basically, Juliette is a snore but Renard loves her. Hank is finally in on the secret. Rosalee is sitting vigil with her dying [...]
Hey Race Fans! Fran here! Back from the nondescript Midwest and ready to take the plunge into this big bad season of AR. Lil’ C and I returned last night to find Berry face down in a Pillsbury pie tin. Who recaps Hoarders? Because they can come over here for some hands on experience. I’ll [...]
Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 13th
Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 12th
If anything’s askew, it’s Angie Miller’s hair. After the harrowing experience of having to hear songs by Fergie and Colton Dixon in the same week, our Top 10 are finally revealed. Sick Human Being. With great skin. Is it just me, or does Ryan seem to really delight in the process of sending people home? [...]
We’ll make a brighter day, just you and me. But not Coco.
RUFIO! RUFIO! We’re back in Vegas for the Guys Semi Final Round. Yes, this is a rather effeminate bunch, but that’s why I love them so. Those Phillip Phillips/Kris Allen/Lee DeWyze types can eat a fart, as far as I’m concerned. Here we go! Elijah Liu sings “Stay” by Rihanna – Close your eyes, [...]
***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold to take over American Idol, TripleThick!! Since there are 500 hours of Idol a week until the top ten or whatever, we’ve asked TT to just give us her quick impressions of each singer! Full recaps will start with regular performance shows! Ryan greets us at [...]
Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble sponsored by Ford Focus, The Amazing Race. Right now Fran is out of town because she had a death in the family. Some second cousin got his ding dong stuck in a leaf blower [...]
Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 6th
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle didn’t understand why being a bad person meant Lisa didn’t want to hang out with her any more, … You’ve angered me so much that my wattle has dropped in front of the cameras. YOU ARE BANNED FOR LIFE. Kim Twitchards got Selena Gomez’ nose in [...]
How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?
Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday February 21st
For a few blissful seconds, it was like Cribs.
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