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This show is turning into a nighttime version of Passions.

This return is more of a whimper than a bang.

Top Chef takes on improv.

TVgasm interviews Raymond Barry

Final Five

My dear friends Benny and Rafi have put out yet another great video: 100 Reality Spoilers in 2 minutes. Enjoy, and Happy Memorial Day!

Who is the best dancing has-been of them all?

Glee gets a present. So do we!

Semifinals Results: Miley Virus spreads.

This is the true story … of a risky MTV gamble … picked to become a pop culture phenomenon … and eventually a reality television institution … Find out what happens … when the Brooklyn cast stops filming … and starts making some ambitious strides in their lives. When The Real World: New York premiered [...]

Gabe takes it upon himself to “make it right” and starts changing the Mosaic board. If only this show’s writers had had the same attitude.

Double the pressure, plus double the bad puns, double the awkward pauses, double the bad costumes, and double the fake boobs.

They could probably just rename this show “People Fainting Dramatically.”

Tonight, American Idol Gives Back! To poor people in Africa, who never really gave American Idol anything. So they’re not really giving back, they’re just giving. Actually no they’re not. You are. Or probably not cuz you’re a cheap little jerk. Actually, I don’t know WTF is going on tonight, so let’s just watch it [...]

Tonight on Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty we land in Tokyo – a place I would LOVE to visit! Japan’s high price of beauty.

You really CAN find anything online.

Last night’s epic 90-minute Damages served not only as a season finale, but also as a possible series finale, since the fate of the show on FX has yet to be determined. Since this could be the end of the line for Patty & Co., the show’s writers decided to pull out all the stops, [...]

Tonight’s all about inspiration cuz of starving kids in Africa or something. Hopefully after she watches this back on TV, Alicia Keys will be inspired to cut herself some bangs.

When we last left Betty, she was accepting a job offer in London while Willie was getting shot. Coincidence? Unfortunately, it was. We open this VERY LAST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD Ugly Betty at a funeral – Willie’s? No! Halston – Fey Sommers skanky old dog. Amanda begins to bury Halsted but [...]

We meet again for this week’s High Society with some unexpectedly fabulous news – there will be a season two! And it gets even better – they’re recasting! Consensus is that Tinsley needs some more “likable” friends. Meanwhile, Sexy Deborah Denise Trachtenberg is bucking for her own show, and feeling undoubtedly hurt and betrayed that [...]

Welcome to the most exciting episode of this season’s Models of the Runway! This episode proves that this show could actually be interesting; all they have to do is add the designers into the mix. Oh! I have an idea! Next season they should have all the models and designers living together! Think about how [...]

Tonight on Project Runway, it’s the Mila/Jaysian smackdown! Who will color block? Who will cry and wear giant scarves? Who will date a gay guy? And what the hell is going on with Tim Gunn’s balls? The word is “the”. Go!

We learn that sharks are actually gay dolphins!

Tonight on American Idol: two people go home, Ham hams it up, and Brooke White is still terrible. Aw crazy white lady. I know you’re hungry. We are too.

Rule #1 of the Challenge: Never, ever, under any circumstances, underestimate Landon. Yes, even if those circumstance include a partner who was the last girl in the draft pick and spent the night before having a slimy peanut butter girl fight with Ev that was every bit as disgusting as it sounds. Where was I? [...]

This week on 90210, relationships crumble, friendships blossom and Silver took the girls out for a spin. Annie remains a carpenter’s dream. Speaking of… Have you guys seen the pics of Shenae in Dirrty Glam magazine?

Tonight on American Idol, Tink is a sloppy drunk, Katie tells off Skara, and Adam Hambert singlehandedly keeps the cosmetics industry afloat. If the AI prize was a Mary Kay convertible I might have tried harder to win.

With the season finale of Damages only a week, the pressure was definitely palpable and every character seemed to be feeling the heat. Tempers flared, and everyone started to really lose their cool … much to my sick, personal enjoyment! Ellen got chewed out by both Gates and Patty for her backstabbing. Zedeck and Joe [...]

Hey ‘Gasmii hair-hoppers! How are you all doing tonight? Still in shock over the Finale? Glad we never have to hear Camila Alves speak again? Curious (like WaffleBoy) what Matt and Janine spent their dollar on? Well, I know we had basically put this season of Shear Genius to bed, but there was no way [...]

Welcome back to Fly Girls, otherwise known as a half-hour infomercial for Virgin America.

Our beloved Ugly Betty is back at her old desk helping out Daniel since Amanda quit to be a stylist – AS IF a Features Editor (ASSOCIATE Features Editor) would ever do that. Backwards is not the way to go, Betty. They’re called temps, look into it. Is that a ring or is Betty’s absorbed [...]

This week on High Society things are pretty dull. But this fellow gets the pleasure of officially not taking her crap and kicking Vile Jules Kirby out of his hotel. Ummm…I don’t think it’s the guy with the coke.

It’s about as thrilling as it sounds.

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hair-Worldâ„¢ this one last time. A couple of weeks ago I found a pair of testicles hanging in my closet, put them on, and sent an email to Brig Van Osten to alert her to TVGasm.com, to explain my role here as Shear Genius Shit Talker, and the fact [...]

It’s Challenge time Gasmii! Who will win? Who will lose? No one cares. More importantly: Who will fight? Who will hook up? How many STD’s can one person carry? Let’s find out! Turns out just being a pro bike rider isn’t enough to support a weed habit, so TJ’s still here, oozing charisma as always. [...]

Tonight on Project Runway, Emilioth was gross, Mila was angry, and we were robbed of one of the best “Meet My Mom” sequences in PR history. Oh yeah. And Cynthia Rowley stopped by to show off her new permanently surprised look.

Tonight on American Idol Results, Skara gets an add on, Michael Jackson is ripped off, and Rihanna fires someone. So You Think You Can Tippy Toe

Tom opens by telling us that last week Dancing With the Stars was the most watched show in America! Man, we’re a pathetic lot, aren’t we? Then we go LIIIIVE! and Brooke tells us that last week we made Dancing With the Stars the most…..uh, yeah, Tom already said that, Brooke. Apparently, even the writers [...]

This week on 90210, the writers seem to be pulling storylines out of their stinky asses. And for those of you into that sort of thing, there’s more girl on girl action. Still no tongue. I guess we know why Britney’s kiss got all the coverage.

Tonight on American Idol, kilts, dead elephants and some residuals for Yoko.