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Everybody loves zeppelins! It’s 1985: Reagan is sworn in for a second term, Gorbachev becomes the leader of the Soviet Union, Back to the Future is the top-grossing movie in theaters, David Lee Roth leaves Van Halen, and at the U.S. Army Research Center in Manhattan, a slightly younger-looking Walter Bishop wears a slightly different [...]

The moment we’ve all been waiting for since we were born! The Tool Academy 3 Graduation! According to DirectTV “On graduation day, one Tool will walk away with $100,000.” Wait, after they graduate they are still tools? Then what’s the point? Shouldn’t it be “One tool walks away sad and poor while another evolves into [...]

When we last left the Ugly Betty, Betty got her braces off, Justin was way gay (finally and thank goodness), and everyone lived in a world without zinc. This episode, Bobby comes on too strong, Hilda’s a Bridezilla, and Justin continues to be way gay. Bobby walks into Casa de Mauve Bridesmaid Dresses and sneaks [...]

We have come to the season finale of Kell on Earth. What’s on tap for today? Well, Kelly shoots an internet movie on the NYC streets and her staff plans a surprise party for her. I fell asleep each of the three times I tried watching this. How can someone with such an interesting life [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back. You know, as a professional of any kind, whether it’s hairstyling, singing or drag-queen-backup-dancing, things don’t always go exactly the way you’ve planned. Sometimes you just have to roll with the unexpected changes that come your way and do the best you can to suppress the urge to throttle the people [...]

This week on America’s Next Top Model, the whiniest, bitchiest and craziest take center stage while an interesting photoshoot balances out a lame challenge. “Daphne suggested pink while Maria thought taupe would be best. I ultimately agreed with Lauren that I should go with purple eyeshadow, and now everyone else is pissed. Ugh, it’s so [...]

Welcome back everyone! Last week had us watching the “slower” teams fall apart and some really frustrating challenges. Personally, I blame the French. You know why? Because I gained 30lbs over the last couple of years eating nothing but Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast in protest of the French. SOMEONE had to do it. I’m [...]

So what we shall be doing here is I will try my best to capture the best moments from both shows before my Mom frees herself and this way I can do justice to a show that has turned out to be quite entertaining. And believe me, even though I have low expectations as well [...]

Tonight on Project Runway, the producers celebrate Easter by bringing a hero back to life! No, not Jessica Alba. She never died. She’s here though.

His is a tragic tale.

This week on 90210, Adrianna is like totally gay for Rumer. And by gay I mean tight-lipped, closed mouth kissing and feminist rock. You wish!

Tonight on American Idol, Webster dances like a girl, Diddy brings aerobics back, and the Clash of the Titans pours some cheese all over the stage. We have a winna!

Last night’s episode of Damages was a fun, twisty labyrinth of tension and back-stabbing, and all of the characters were feeling the heat. Patty was dismayed to find out that the plaintiffs on the Tobin case had grown impatient and wanted to replace her as their lawyer. Judge Riley gave her one last week to [...]

It’s our third stop in Jessica Simpson’s Quest for the Perfect Spa – otherwise known as Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty. Touchdown, Mumbai India. Well, this is where last year’s Best Picture of the Year was filmed so certainly there should be some beautiful people to gaze at, right? Freida Pinto? What’s her secret? [...]

Tonight on American Idol, white people use Soul as a rest stop.

Previously on the Real World: Douche sucks at singing in addition to sucking at life in general. Mike just didn’t know how to quit Tanner, which led to a touching mother-son moment. No, not like that. Get your minds out of the gutter, you filthy people. So Douche wanders around town with one of his [...]

Oy. We open this episode of Ugly Betty with Betty sleeping on the sofa at home (because why now?), waking up, rubbing her braces and announcing today is the last day with them. Well, I can’t blame her for her excitement, but I can blame her for that nasty bed head. It’s Ricky Martin calling [...]

The bugle sounds and Tool Academy has officially started. The couples wake up and as j-vag says, she is still here, bitches!!! Dayna thinks that Kevin should have stayed instead of J-Vag. And Jacob thinks Angelo and Dayna should have gone. When it gets this close to the ten thousand dollars anyone who is not [...]

This week on High Society, it’s enough to drive Tinsley to drink. And you know what that means – we’re just a stone’s throw away from pill popping. How badly do you want Season 2?

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, Valeria has a dilemma, the models become photographers for the day, and Jonathan is an asshole. Portrait of a Jackass. 

Welcome to Fly Girls! Unlike every other reality show out there that’s here to tell you that things aren’t as fabulous as they seem, these honeys are out to prove that fetching beers for people in shorts and flip flops when they ring the little bell is the height of glamour. Yeah, we’re glamorous. Wanna [...]

Good evening everyone (and by “everyone”, I mean the six of you left watching this show) and welcome. It’s a special evening here at Casa J-Mo, for I was the lucky recipient of both a raise and a hand-job today (not from the same person, though) and I’ve been celebrating so I am stuffed full [...]

He’s ALREADY fired. This week, the two teams have to design a new marketing campaign for Kodak. Sinbad and Maria are the leaders and both have to deal with the apeshittery that is Cyndi Lauper and Rod Blag. For real, if someone doesn’t go crazy by the end of this season, I will.

Tonight is the most depressing Project Runway of the season. Enter at your own risk. Tricky ass phone.

This week on Kell on Earth, it’s hard times. Kelly travels to LA to get some new business and while she’s away, Skinner and Goth fall in work love. LA Kelly – Just add sunglasses.

Tonight on American Idol, a Jonas, a Montana, and a Demi walk into a bar… Do that headbanging thing you do against this pan, k?

Last night on TV, Tyson turkeyed the plan, a stylist lost her shit, Betty got her mouth caught in a bra, and people on the Real World tried to feel things. Whatever. Also, Randy wore this.

Hey Gasmii! Let’s talk. We all know that 90210 isn’t Emmy bait. This is true for most shows on The CW really. It’s not there to enrich our lives or inspire us to be better people. It will never make the list to be included in the Scott Scanlin Memorial Time Capsule or other such [...]

We’re headed back to New York with the bitches this week. The summer season in The Hamptons is over and it’s time for everyone to decamp to their respective cubbyholes in the New York skyline, teach a class at The Learning Annex and cause scenes at fashionable events.

OK, so I get asked to be a recapper and I am thrilled and I ask if there are any rules. Flipit tells me no penises. What? I have to review a show with men in very tight pants and I can’t use the word ‘penis’?! Oh, the cruel irony! Surely there will be a [...]

“What city are we in again?” Welcome back to Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty! Tonight we have our second leg of this race around the world – oops, wrong show – this journey into enlightenment, and we are headed for Paris, France, where thin is in! Incidentally, this episode is sponsored by Wendy’s on [...]

Tom Shayes may have taken one step closer to his fateful demise, but Tate Donovan has a long and lengthy career ahead of him … behind the camera. Donovan, who plays our beloved and much-beleaguered attorney Tom Shayes, traded in his acting hat this week for a directorial one, and while it wasn’t the best [...]

We open this episode of Ugly Betty in Justin’s acting class with Carol Kane as his teacher. J’adore her from Scrooged where as the Ghost of Christmas Present she hit Bill Murray’s character with a toaster. Just like they do at the bank when you open an account. This is your aunt giving you the [...]

Part One of the massive event that is the Return of FlashForward: angst from Mark! Crazy from Olivia! A Villain!

Last week we all learned the Private Dicks are more prickish than dickish (just ask Team Zzzz), Team Big Bro has probably used all the “lucky breaks” they’ve had coming to them and finally, we should all be thankful that none of these people had a chance to fight against the Germans. Why? Because if [...]

Well, here we go again Gasmii. I just want to clarify one quick thing regarding my attitude toward our resident Cliche. I realize that for many people, depression is a real problem and it can be hard to get motivated. However, my problem with her is not the lack of ambition. Hell, I graduated from [...]

Fran and Berry at your service for another episode of Tool Academy 3. Wow, Berry and I cannot believe that there are only four tools left! After this week, there will only be three! Now we know what it’s like when your child is a senior in high school, and he’s about to go off [...]

So far, High Society has clutched the title of least watched premiere in CW history from Mischa Barton’s death grip. It has also been described by the one other person I know watching it as “the absolute worst TV show ever filmed”. In other words…success!

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, the ladies go out drinking. And yes, they even waste that opportunity for excitement. Maybe next season they need to think about casting some of those crazy ass bitches from Tyra’s show.   I would pay good money to see Heidi’s face if this wack job showed up to [...]