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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday December 13th

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

This attraction kind of makes sense, since Chet is dressed like early-90′s Zach Morris, back when Trishelle was a teenager.

The Browns learn something. Sort of.

It is the finale already! A two hour spectacular! Berry here at your service. Fran is trying to put Lil’ C down for the night. She’s teething and screaming up a storm. The double wide next door keeps throwing Coors cans at our door but what can we do?! We’re down to four teams: Team [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday December 12th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday December 11th

The Sister Wives Afterschool Special.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday December 10th

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for December 7th- December 9th

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

A new day in AC.

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday December 6th

The Browns come up wanting. Again.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday December 5th

Midseason finale! Oh Television, you and your tricky wordplay! Methinks you don’t quite understand the meaning of the word “finale”, although I will take a “midseason finale” over a “two part finale” any day.  Without the true definition of words, nothing separates us from the animals.   So…Revelations! Not sure how revelatory the episode was [...]

Hi AR fans! Berry here! Fran and Lil C’ are out of town, so it’s boxers only in the Franberry household this weekend! Now if someone could just come help me out of this pile of pizza boxes so I can make it to the bathroom. No? Ah well, at least I can reach the [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday December 4th

What was this about?  Fabulous outfits?  OK!  If you’re going to have a show called Revenge, it sure as hell better have ruthless characters fighting tooth and nail to win.  It seems that the characters this season have been a little too tame for REVENGE – a little too concerned with facts and figures, rather [...]

Browns v Dargers. Guess who comes out on top?

DAMN!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday December 3rd

Welcome, Gasmii, to a special two-part Abby-sized recap to catch us up on the dance show we love to hate.  Or is it hate to love?  Either way, here we go! HAPPILY NEVER AFTER Previously, the moms were on their worst behavior, except for Yvette somehow, who showed that she might have some sort of [...]

My cat ain’t got no class.

Gyp’s like Anton Chigurh with a better haircut.

Knock-down, drag-out, yell-nonsense style.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for November 30th-December 2nd

  Hey y’all! Have you heard about the Top Chef Cruise? Starting at the low, low price of $799 per sucker person, you can be trapped on a large floating vessel with the like of Tom Collichio, Gail Simmons, and many of your favorite, and possibly not-so-favorite chefs, including the 4 subjects of my review. [...]

It is here.  The final episode of the shortest season of Drag Race, ever.  We’ve pondered who would be the winner.  We all suffered heart burn and heart ache over last week’s episode in fear that one of our favorite three queens would go home.  I am one who hates a surprise ruined, so I [...]

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday November 29th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday November 28th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 27th

You’re the fairest!  You’re the fairest!!!! FLASHBACK!  Well for the second year running, Revenge has blessed us with an episode featuring our characters once upon a time.  Several important plot points were revealed and several character backstories were made clearer.  Such as: 1) Victoria wasn’t born bad, she learned to be bad. 2) Aiden wasn’t [...]

Mistakes are made.

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 26th

I’m Lord Vader, Darth Vader…