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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Friday May 24th-26th

Last week, Kim was under attack on all fronts, with the most recent attacks coming from her father.  The Italian Scallion called Kim a bad role model for having four children from three men, and called Kim a pathological liar.  He didn’t appreciate the deserved mockery of his chicken-armed, off-the-chart crazy wife.   This seksi [...]

“And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.” Eric and Baron Samedi are having dinner and the Baron says that he will be “ready” by tomorrow. Eric says that he would love to see what Baron does and Baron agrees to show him. Eric calls in his lackey boy and Baron woges in a [...]

Finally we come to the last part of War & No Damn Peace. Also known as Part 3 of the BGC Reunion. I am not going to lie. I have skank fatigue. We have already seen 2 weeks of sneak attacks, blithering idiots and lots of weave snatchin’. Let’s put this bitch to bed. We [...]

Can Mariah curry favor with a Bangladeshi meal?

Bait and Switch is a foreign concept

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 23rd

The couples ‘surprise’ each other for Valentine’s Day!

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen tries to figure out how babies are made, Alexis tries to explain Jesus’ magic, and Tamra’s mom is a betch.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 22nd

Greetings, Gasmii!  We’ve made it to the finale/reunion show unscathed (barely).  The payoff has been worth the wait … please tell me you watched this trainwreck.  For those of you who missed it, the finale was a vision of stilted hilariousness we may never see again on television (since the producers-in-training who birthed this partially-live puppy of a [...]

The episode opens with a knock at Abe and Rebecca’s door.  Rebecca opens it only to cuss the person out and slam the door.  Turns out its Abe’s pervy brother you may remember from last season.  You know, the one who looks like he’s constantly thinking about naked women.  He’s been telling everyone in the [...]

This was an exciting enough episode, I mean, Tamra meets with Lauri (sp???), Heather does “Hot in Cleveland,” and Alexis decides she has time to be an “actress.”  As an actress, I’m pretty sure I couldn’t be more insulted by Alexis’ attitude towards my chosen career.  Gretchen gets a Rolls Royce from Slade, which would [...]

Not Valentine’s Day…Valinitine Day!!!

Another day of bulls**t!! Ashton Kutcher hangs with Mila Kunis’ folks, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart break up again, and Courtney Stodden makes a sex tape. Also, Chris Brown gets death threats, OJ wants college, and there’s a new Real Housewife of Beverly Hills. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also, check out [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 21st

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 20th

“Papa Ghede is a handsome fellow in his hat and coat of black. Papa Ghede is going to the palace! He’ll ear and drink when he gets back!” This is part one of the two-part season finale and it was really good. At least good in the sense that some loose ends are being tied [...]

So, a lot happened this season. A tone-deaf Cuban kid with a sizable wang stuttered his way into the Top Ten. Whispers of a conspiracy theory that Idol producers were behind the elimination of anybody possessing a wang, sizable or otherwise, floated among the five of us still watching. Randy Jackson, creator of timeless phrases [...]

Really?????????????? That’s it?

The end, my friend!

(Hi there Gasmi, before we delve into the awful mess that is today’s celebrity LinkedIN webpage, I have a confession to make. My resume is horrible too. It’s a place where stilted English has gone to die, sharing space with outright lies. (I never had a Summer internship with Jacques Cousteau. I figured with him always being underwater [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for May 17th-19th

It’s Puerto Rican, but it’s romantic, y’all!

Sorry about it, Dec! The second hour of the season finale.  Deep breath, we’ll get through this together.   The bomb has gone off at Grayson Global, timed perfectly with Conrad’s press conference.Conrad has given the “assassin” the nod setting off the explosion. Nolan calls Aiden, telling him Jack might have been in the building. [...]

Great news, everybody. This episode will only be an hour long, so we can all squeeze in some Hurricane Nia before bedtime. This episode starts off like Tyson V. Holyfield, with slow music and footage of the contestants slowly turning their heads. If anybody’s going to lose an ear, I hope it’s Kree. That’s not [...]

Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of something else. The Biermann family is growing quickly, so they are building a new black mold dream home full of mirrors.  Plus, he’s gained a precious mother-in-law that is like antifreeze-laced icing on the crazy [...]

As we all know we left off last week with Bluto finally tapping Chuck’s tater the way she should have done much sooner. For some reason, Tanisha doesn’t understand this and seems to take Chuck’s side. I’m thinking Tanisha didn’t watch the damn season or she would know that the best time to put Chuck [...]

Yes, kids, the apocalypse is upon us.  Breaking Amish has returned for a second season.  This also means that TLC doesn’t give a single fuck that everyone is onto their complete lack of any legitimacy in their “reality” programming. This episode is quite boring due to the fact that we’re busy catching up on their [...]

Don waves his “Dick” around.

Welcome to SEASON 10 of this wonderful, wonderful way to spend 60 minutes or so!  I’m standing in for PottyMouth, your regular SYTYCD recapper, for this first ep.  I’m so excited the new season has begun!  Unfortunately, the FOX site won’t let me watch the show on my ‘puter, I tried to take screen shots from my [...]

Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself and his profession. Let me quickly say that I am out of the country and I spent much of this episode “buffering” for copious amounts of time, to say the least. So whatever I missed, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 16th

Look out Wine Country, here comes the short bus!

Shit just got real.

Finale. Finally.

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, a lovely girl named Brianna celebrated her Quinceanera and Amanda got the (well-deserved) boot. Quite frankly, I thought it was a pretty anti-climactic episode. Ramsey did leave us hanging at the end of the episode however…would he boot another chef? Put someone on double secret chef probation? And now…the continuation [...]

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis decides she has talent, Lori comes back with a Toy Story face, and Terry starts the kids on fire.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 15th

Good Morning, Gasmii!  It’s probably not morning for whomever is reading this, but I consider morning the three hours after I wake up, so whether that’s 9am-12pm or 1pm-4pm, I “good morning” everyone I damn see.  The current time is 12:48pm, PST.  Fuck off, I work long nights.  Speaking of, guess who’s got a baby, [...]