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I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

More cute animals than you can shake a stick at!

Here we go again gasmites. When we left off last week Snotwad/Janae was basically being bullied out of the house. Valentina had packed her shit in garbage bags and thrown it outside. Snotwad would try to drag it back in but Alicia and crew would just throw it back out. Snotwad has basically given up [...]

Studio Blues.

Online dating at an international crossroads.

It’s severe up in here.

We start out with memories of the big wins for the Fab 5 last weekend in Chicago. This week they start at practice to work towards getting to Nationals in Ohio. They are going to have a big dress rehearsal at the end of the week. But before we start, thanks to @April, every time [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for February 1st-3rd

Since I’m so late, I haven’t really proofed this too well, so please excuse any typos… or  point them out… whatever works. Leah and Jeremy do the twin-swap with Corey in the parking lot like always. Jeremy is taking Leah away for the weekend and she says he has no idea how much she needs [...]

This episode was actually fun for me. After what’s been a pretty lousy week, it was so fun to see the Senior Gray Team. Those dads ROCKED!!! Some of the moms did too… some of them just needed to shut up.  Also, Cassadee and Cambree fight like sisters do. They are competitive, but sheesh, they’re [...]

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

Another day of buuuulls**t: Paris found someone as vapid and young in the brain as she is, dumbass Rihanna’s back with Chris Brown, and Speidi is (shocker) broke. Must be from all that hard work they’ve never done. Also, Jason London pooped in a car, kids are hooked on Hunger Games, and LeAnn Rimes is [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday January 31st

R.I.P. Broadway Baby Jeez, Gasmii. This episode couldn’t be more depressing if they had beaten a puppy. Everyone needs to take a couple of deep breaths and chill the fuck out. We begin with the bad news that the NC judges made a math error <cough BULLSHIT cough> last week and Kendall and Maddie’s duet [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday January 30th

This week on Teen Mom 2… I lose my lunch over the moronic behavior of 20 year old girls… and…  Leah and Jeremy rent a cabin to get away from it all. Chelsea is moving and talking about her GED. She calls Adam and asks if he can keep Aubree while she studies. Kailyn goes [...]

Hot messes in sparkly dresses!

Another day of buuuulls**t: Miley Cyrus is taking heat for kinda showing her boobs on Cosmo, Beyonce has come out of hiding, and a Real Housewives star is suing an internet commenter for suggesting that her fake rubber ass was a ho.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday January 29th

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

***I am not planning on video recapping this season, but MrsMiaWallace is out of town so I stepped in with a vid. Hope you like!  This week on Project Runway, Tim and Heidi are back with a pack of crazies and this time they’re gonna have to work in teams. Finally, a season where murder [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday January 28th

Greetings to you, oh faithful Gasmii! I’m back from my hiatus and so is our man Gordon Ramsay. He’s in a Boston burb with Tom, a restaurant owner who bought the Olde Hitching Post restaurant for his daughter, Andrea. His dream is to hand it over to her and secure her future, which would be [...]

Totally awesome videos!

Whale sings the body electric

We pick up at Michelle’s birthday party. Shannon is still yelling at Ann. Andrea is still drinking. Andrea’s husband is doing the same.  A-A-A-A-CCCHHHHOOOO!!!  Um, can we get a moist towelette?  Can we get another round? Ann tells everyone that she doesn’t care that she’s a btch. She thinks all they do is think about [...]

This is how we duet.

Hello Gasmites! This week we start off where we left off last week. With Janae’s drunk ass getting her ass beat. The last thing we saw, Nikki and Valentina had Janae by the hair on the floor. Valentina just keeps whopping the shit out of Janeae’s head as Janae keeps yelling no no no no. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 25th-27th

This week on Cheer Perfection… Alisha cries because the moms are crazy. Shannon has the audacity to have Ann’s name in her mouth. Torrann doesn’t make the Fab 5 and Ann loses her marbles. RD’s soul patch seems thicker and curlier. Alana has to practice her handspring on a bathmat. Andrea becomes the Parent President. Michelle was [...]

The Bizarro Episode

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Another day of buuuulls**t: Shakira gives birth, Adrienne Maloof cradle robs, and Kelly Osbourne can get fat again. Also, Beyonce bones the National Anthem and an 11 year old is gonna get a damn sex change. WTF? For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday January 24th

WTF?

We’re back… let’s see what these lovely ladies have been up to since last week. But more importantly, many thanks to Gamsii @S-Natch for properly renaming Randiculous Houska, “Daddy Houskabucks”! **bowing head for a moment of silence** Kailyn is back at Slo Jo’s house to drop off Isaac and she said she realizes that it’s [...]

We’re playing Caption This over on the TVgasm Facebook Page. Wanna play? Come on by and submit your wit here in the comments. To vote for the best & funniest one, just “like” it! Winners will be posted here later in the week. Beyonce To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi finds her calling on a pole, Suzanne Somers brags about her 13 year old jayjay, and Yolanda explains the difference between a cheap ho and a wife. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday January 23rd

Is Revenge getting desperate? “Collusion”? Maybe “Delusion” would be a better title? We wake up in bed with Emily having some sort of fever dream – she’s having sex with Aiden, but then he’s Daniel! OMG, you guys! She’s conflicted! But is she really – because she loves Aiden? But now she wakes up to [...]