POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

Tonight on the Fashion Show finale, Reco screams buuuullsheat and Fern comes out of her shell. Guess who else shows up? Not Beyonce, that’s for damn sure. Nope. Still very busy. Raincheck?

Dear Gasmii, Welcome to the fourth episode of NYC Prep. The kids are dead, but amazingly, they still walk among the living without even being noticed. Ever since the whole Goth thing, kids with pale skin and dark clothes are just so-last week, no one even notices they don’t have a pulse or souls. Hey [...]

Hey Gasmi, I don’t know about you guys, but not getting an episode of True Blood last week was the one bummer in my weekend. The good news is we got a great one this week. We found out all sorts of interesting stuff, like God has big plans for Jason that involve paintball, and [...]

Previously on The Great American Road Trip, the Katzenberg family were sent back to their ivory tower because God wants Hyleri Katzenberg to plan her wedding. Good riddance!

“Who’s going to be the best in the sack?” Guess what. Spain just wasn’t enough. A European vacation wasn’t about to cut it and so TONIGHT The Bachelorette is going on her “dates of a lifetime” in Maui. It’s pretty much going to be a rerun of last week, just with different scenery and no [...]

I had high hopes for this train wreck but it was little more than a fender bender. Although the potential was there (Thong bikinis! Gay men! Butter-head blondes with limited command of the English language!), a whole lotta nada happened. But let’s chalk it up to necessary pilot episode formalities and meet our cast. Yeah. [...]

Tonight on Big Brother, Ronnie has a secret and Lydia does some “My name is Chubby” jokes. I was a dork in high school.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m ready for Round 2.

This week on Fashion Show, it comes down to ugly clothes and ugly morals. Also ugly five gallon hats, ugly Sgt Pepper jackets, and ugly magazine editors, but I don’t wanna make this confusing. This is the only part that wasn’t hideous.

Tonight, on Big Brother: This happened.

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold with Great American Road Trip, TyrahNahSaurus! Seven families from divergent backgrounds will take the journey of a “lifetime”. In mobile homes. Dreamy, no? The families will travel through large and small cities, while competing in a series of challenges that will lead one family to returning home [...]

Holla Gasmi! Tonight the couples will be taking to the dance floor twice (finally), hoping to secure a place in the top ten and on the tour. And the randomness of the picks continues to be suspect. Also? Tyce should shut the fuck up. THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance….dance)! LOVE Cat’s look [...]

The body is cold, but the story must go on. Besides, a little bad smell never hurt anyone did it? Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep or you’ll become the next cast member in this macabre tale. This week the undead Preppies enjoy the winter holidays. One goes to Palm Beach, one goes to Cancun, [...]

Welcome back to another season of Big Brother! Schoonie, Flipit, and Copyhacker here. We are starting off with our group recap, and then will return to regular format for the rest of the season! Grodner has filled the house with some very impressive ignoramii, so let’s get started! Why is Chastity Bono sobbing? Find out [...]

“From what I understand Spain is just Mexico-East.” This week Jillian stops squealing long enough to take us on an extended look at each of the remaining guys’ journey to the Final Four. First, though, she tells us all a-boat how she thought at this point there would be one guy she really liked and [...]

What would Big Brother Day be without artwork from our beloved (and hot) Nick the Intern? Thanks, Nick! Stay gorge! Schoonie, Copyhacker and Flipit will be back in the morning with a recap of tonight’s premiere. See you then! In the meantime, check out the forums for live feed updates, join other readers in the [...]

It’s another week, and that means more America’s Got Talent open auditions. Ratings have revealed that good old AGT is currently the #1 show in America, so I can construct these fun facts: 1.) I have only recapped America’s Got Talent for TVgasm, 2.) America’s Got Talent is watched by the most people in the [...]

***You might have noticed that TVgasm took a little nappy the past couple of days. Shows went on break for the 4th, a bunch of shows ended for the Summer, and we are now waiting for the new shows to start! Soooo, we’re going to be bringing you some random recaps throughout the Summer that [...]

This week on Fashion Show, an angel loses its wings but Honduras gains a midget in a catsuit. Uh oh. His feathers are raised. Get a net before he shits all over us.

It’s a Wednesday night, and since Lost is on hiatus it’s America’s Got Talent time. Who will join the mass of acts deemed talented enough to compete in Las Vegas in the far-oof Round 2. More importantly, who will join Voices of Glory, the unpopular dancing kid, and the yokel as the show-ending act that [...]

It’s that time again, Gasmi. Tonight we lose another girl and another guy. Which is why Cat does not like Thursdays. I’m guessing that’s why she’s decided to fashion her frock out of silver lame. THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance…..dance)! Disco Barbie 

Another week, another two nights of America’s Got Talent. It’s around this point I’m starting to realize that the producers are probably going to just quietly dismiss a lot of these acts being pushed through to Vegas, because just the first week of auditions left us with a lot of goddamn talent. But I suppose [...]

This week the concept of random picks from a hat gets put to the test. And by put to the test I mean completely thrown out the window. Along with two of the dancers. But more of that later! THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance…….dance)! Pretty in Pink 

Won’t you please join us for lunch? What do you get when you mix “Gossip Girl”, “Twilight” and “The Real Housewives of NYC” ? NYC Prep. Join me while we get a glimpse into the super-glamorous life of ghoulish teens who spend more money than we make in a year all the while complaining about [...]

“Even when I’m thinking hard, I’m fun.” I’m trying to think, but it’s hard because there is this constant high pitched squealing in my ear. I see a small brunette girl leaping around the TV screen like an epileptic bunny and I realize… it’s time for another episode of The Bachelorette!

Dear Gasmi, It’s time to take the jump down the rabbit hole and enjoy the mind-bending bizarro world that occurs when the separate realities of five seriously insane housewives collide. Make that six.

Hey Gasmi, how’s it going? How was your week? Do anything exciting, like get attacked by a minotaur, held hostage by vampires, agree to go to Dallas to get vampires to release your friend, go to bible camp where you dreamed about vampires, hung out at a wild Bacchanalian orgy, or maybe just went on [...]

Bienvenidos my cheesy enchiladas, ready to go back to Cancun for a long weekend? I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat!

You are supposed to drop a quarter or a buck (if you’re feeling really generous) into their cup and walk away, not invite them to stay with you! “Dude, can I borrow a cup of sugar AND A LIFE?!”

Dear Gasmi, This is it! Part two of the joyous reunion between the New Joisey housewives. It’s also the longest infommercial evah for a book! I think it’s safe to say the Kevin Maher is doing something nice for Miss Thang…

Welcome back to another night of America’s Got Talent, and Hopefully Another Susan Boyle. Tonight we resume our search for more talent, more terrible acts that will be far more entertaining than the talented ones, and another moment to compete with the little kids singing “God Bless America” for Most Nauseatingly Sweet Act. Fortunately, our [...]

Hello Gasmii– Tonight’s episode is cram-packed with the two things we’ve come to expect from Harper’s Island– vicious murders and even more diabolical plotholes. It’s like they realized how stretched-thin the last two shows were and are making up for that by stepping up the output on both bodies and nonsensical behavior. Plus there’s personal [...]

This week on Fashion Show, Eyesack gives someone a poison apple and they fall asleep FOREVAH!!!

Welcome to NYC Prep where the children are not what they seem. NYC Prep is a new show on Bravo about four young women and two young men, all teenagers who are in high school. Five of them go to private school and one is a public school girl. She’ll become obvious as the show [...]

***Please welcome your newest recapper into the fold, Moorels! The fourth season premiere of America’s Got Talent had everything the show promised us. Amazing acts, hilariously terrible acts, and warming of the heart, both genuine and constructed. Judges Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and none other than David Hasselhoff himself led us through the crowd of [...]

We’re one episode away from finding out who will be crowned the King or Queen of the Jungle and boy am I relieved. I ended up enjoying the show in a weird way and I’ve become attached to Patti’s pigtails, Torrie’s nerdy glasses and Lou’s bare chest. I’m not so attached to the third Mario [...]

“It’s the MOST DRAMATIC TRANSPORTATION IN BACHELORETTE HISTORY.” Well for Pete’s sake, here we go again with The Bachelorette. Is this Groundhog Day? Have I woken up in Punxutawney, Pennsylvania to Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe?”

Yes folks it’s finally here. The day we’ve all been waiting for. Who will be named King or Queen of the Jungle? Let’s wade through the 58 minutes of commercials and rehashing and find out who wins I’m A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here! Wanna spank my monkey?

***True Blood is one of our favorite shows, and we finally found someone fantastic to serve up your recaps. Please welcome our newest Moviegasm contributor over to the recap side! WaffleBoy!! Hey Gasmi, a quick question, do you like vampires? Okay, that’s a dumb question, because of course you do; everybody loves vampires. From the [...]

Buenos dias chiquitas, you’re never going to believe what happened to me! I went to Brooklyn for some sex, drinks and fighting…and I fell asleep. I think a whole season of the Real World might have happened, but I napped through it. All I know is, I woke up in Mexico! First day here, and [...]