POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

  (Hi there Gasmi, well it’s that time of the year, and love is in the air. No wait, that’s gas. I’m blaming the dog for that. Or I would be if I had a dog. Anyway today we are going to take a look at a few celebrity relationships, because I we have to [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday February 11th

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We are at the Season Finale of Cheer Perfection. I can’t believe the 8 weeks are already over. The Youth Silver Team is practicing for the competition in Columbus, Ohio next week. If they make it in the top three, they will get a bid for U.S. Finals. No one thinks the team is ready. [...]

Don’t sing Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars can barely sing Bruno Mars.

We made it to the end… of Season 3. Sadly, some of the ladies should be back on 16 and Pregnant. Let’s dive right in… Jeremy is still out of town, making his way home for the weekend, when Leah decides it’s best for her to call him while he’s driving to tell him that [...]

Coco will read you to filth.

Don’t cross the streams!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for February 8th-10th

Hello my lovies. It’s that time of week again. Drag the trash to the end of my driveway, vacuum up all the dust elephants, oh and write about the craptastic wonderousnous that is Bad Girls Club! Let’s get right to it. Nikki was drunk as hell and so shocked by Shannon’s giant nipples that she [...]

It’s virtually impossible to do a minicap for over 3 hours of Teen Mom 2. So I have decided to just keep working on the full recap of all 3 hours.  Be patient with me and I will do my best to finish up soon.  GED results, paternity test results, IUD stories, and a video [...]

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday February 7th

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away talking trash about Adrienne Maloof’s a-hole chef being sued for defamation, Vanderpump Rules’ terrible trashy horrid addictiveness, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s circular yapping. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell [...]

Much ado about nothing.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday February 6th

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how lemons can bitter up a lacking personality, and Adrienne finally shows her (hideous construction zone of a) face in public. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, [...]

I saw a commercial today for the upcoming Nashville episode. YUM! Deacon looks incredibly f-ckable.Remember what I said about Gunnar’s brother looking a bit WP prag material? Check it: Oui ou Non?  So we open to something I cringed through – Juliette and Rayna performing Wrong Song to in some McStadium. Rayna’s pretty much taking [...]

(This week on Dear TvGasm  everyone’s favorite non-threatening first boy crush for people who are too old for One Direction, Justin Beiber is dealing with the growing pains of being a an aging teen pop star,  and in a completely fictitious way reaches out to Dear TvGasm for some of that wonderful non-asked for advice.)   Dear [...]

This JUST happened.

Detox has had enough. OFFICIALLY!

Just another day of bulls**t: Amanda Bynes dodges an eviction, Chris Brown threatens to get violent with Frank Ocean, and Khole Kardashian is a (shocker) hypocrite.   Also, Paula Deen has a cruise for people almost in heaven, Lil Wayne needs a dentist, and white people feel left out of the Superbowl or something.  For more [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday February 5th

Gordon delivers a wake-up call to Beaver, PA!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday February 4th

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

More cute animals than you can shake a stick at!

Here we go again gasmites. When we left off last week Snotwad/Janae was basically being bullied out of the house. Valentina had packed her shit in garbage bags and thrown it outside. Snotwad would try to drag it back in but Alicia and crew would just throw it back out. Snotwad has basically given up [...]

Studio Blues.

Online dating at an international crossroads.

It’s severe up in here.

We start out with memories of the big wins for the Fab 5 last weekend in Chicago. This week they start at practice to work towards getting to Nationals in Ohio. They are going to have a big dress rehearsal at the end of the week. But before we start, thanks to @April, every time [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for February 1st-3rd

Since I’m so late, I haven’t really proofed this too well, so please excuse any typos… or  point them out… whatever works. Leah and Jeremy do the twin-swap with Corey in the parking lot like always. Jeremy is taking Leah away for the weekend and she says he has no idea how much she needs [...]

This episode was actually fun for me. After what’s been a pretty lousy week, it was so fun to see the Senior Gray Team. Those dads ROCKED!!! Some of the moms did too… some of them just needed to shut up.  Also, Cassadee and Cambree fight like sisters do. They are competitive, but sheesh, they’re [...]

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

Another day of buuuulls**t: Paris found someone as vapid and young in the brain as she is, dumbass Rihanna’s back with Chris Brown, and Speidi is (shocker) broke. Must be from all that hard work they’ve never done. Also, Jason London pooped in a car, kids are hooked on Hunger Games, and LeAnn Rimes is [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday January 31st

R.I.P. Broadway Baby Jeez, Gasmii. This episode couldn’t be more depressing if they had beaten a puppy. Everyone needs to take a couple of deep breaths and chill the fuck out. We begin with the bad news that the NC judges made a math error <cough BULLSHIT cough> last week and Kendall and Maddie’s duet [...]