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Another show chock full of great moms and even greater daughters. And by great, I mean tragic and by greater, I mean holy sht these girls need to make some life changes.  Sometimes it’s not easy to dislike everyone equally. Other times it is. This week the Youth Tan Silver Team is preparing to go to [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 11th-13th

This week on Project Runway All Stars, the designers head to Paris, where they learn…well, nothing. They learn nothing. But the scenery is pretty!  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my BS of the Day Gossip Rants and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs! Prefer your recaps in written [...]

There’s nothing like getting screwed by family

You know how a few of us have said we wished we could see more of the kids? Well, I DIDN’T MEAN THE CRAPPY ONES! I’m working on the full recap, but I’m also watching my 3 year old nephew… and let’s just say one of us needs a nap. The other one is him. [...]

Well Nev is rolling in enough dough to be lounging around ordering the “premium package” for his new television.  For doing this!  Introducing desperate people and liars to each other!  At least get off the bed and entertain us, Nev.  You’re being filmed for heaven’s sake!  Okay he finally pulls out his laptop to select [...]

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday January 10th

Shaking things up.

The smartest girl on Teen Mom 2 doesn’t want to get potty trained. Up first, I am posting a small montage of a few Teen Mom 2 candid (and completely staged) holiday pics. Um. Yeah. So. GROSS.  Your mommy loves the new baby more. Jace decorated his tree with Klonopin.  Teen Mom 2 was on [...]

“The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton” – Ricky Gervais – 2012 Golden Globes Host The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards will air this Sunday on NBC, at 8pm ET. It’s always considered the “fun” awards ceremony, because it mixes the movie stars in with the TV stars [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday January 9th

She’s got the power Revenge returned this week with a nod to the Revenge of yore. You see, way back when in season 1, the show was built around a simple conceit: each week Ms. Thorne (nee Clarke) would locate and dispose of an enemy. The show was more concise and each week concluded with [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2… Chelsea is two steps closer to getting her GED and three shades closer to being completely orange. Chelsea’s dad realizes that he’s going to be supporting his daughter for the next 18 years. At least. Leah is happy as a clam because two men like her, but one of [...]

Ana! Calm down! Alexia’s boobs! Calm down!

Another day of buuuulls**t: Hulk Hogan’s suing over his sex tape, Justin Bieber might be a pothead, and Simon Cowell’s trying to hide his gorgeous man boobs. Also, Buzz Aldrin’s getting a divorce (again), OctoMom’s on welfare (again) and Lindsay f’ed up (again.) For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday January 8th

This JUST happened.

Last night’s episode!! Yikes.

And all was right again We’re ba-aaack!  And so is our favorite tool in the game of REVENGE.  The red pen!  Oh, how we missed you, little friend.  For some reason it is oh-so-satisfying to watch Emily cross off one of her enemies after they are severely rebuked and jettisoned.  Revenge is a dish best [...]

(This week on Dear TvGasm we check in with America’s newest celebrity baby mama, Kim Kardashian. And as we all know when you see one Kardashian, you can just bet that more are going to show up. My mom says they breed in between the walls. Wait, that’s roaches. Anyway, let the completely fake and [...]

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday January 7th

Am I the only one that walks around their house screaming, “If you fall again, I will replace you”? Because I find myself saying it to my dogs and daughter… a lot.  This week on Cheer Perfection, Alisha starts by explaining what a stunt is, since we haven’t seen a good one yet. Olivia is [...]

New season, same nonsense.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 4th-6th

This week, Project Runway All Stars helps military veterans look as homely as possible to make them appreciate their uniforms more.  Oh, and Katie Holmes is here. In case you didn’t know, she’s one of the best actresses in America. LOL.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be [...]

Happy 2013!! Has anything changed? NO! Why the hell would 2013 be any different from 2012? The Kardashians haven’t been erased from the Earth, so let’s just keep talking about them until 2039. At least. Also, some dude from Twilight peed in LAX, Gerard Depardieu donated money to the Russian McDonald’s, and Brooke Muller won meth [...]

If you have some extra time on your hands!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday January 3rd

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

Happy 2013, Gasmii! I hope everyone partied hard and stayed safe. I also wanted to thank everyone for the birthday wishes last week. I felt so very loved! This week, Reza makes nice with MJ, MJ makes nice with Asa, and it appears everyone was serious about cutting GG off. Except Omid, who was offended [...]

Let’s do this!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday January 2nd

Logan leaves, Kody’s hair threatens to leave, and Meri continues to be insufferable. But they’re all happy, doncha know.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday January 1st

Happy New Year!!!

The family faces a double loss, and later yammers on endlessly about how great their lives are.

***SourCake brings us your November comments! Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to go back to work after a blissful year of SAHMing and I didn’t get to spend nearly as much time online as I was accustomed to (see above re: stay-at-home-mom). Luckily, in pulling together this [...]