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THIS MOM SCREAMS “CHEERLEADER”! And we’re back in Sherwood, Arkansas. I am having NO LUCK finding Cheer Perfection online, so I have limited images available. If I can’t find the show online by next week, I will take to using my camera and taking pictures of the episode. I LOVE pictures, so this is painful [...]

Let’s wrap this bitch up!

Charlie Brown is a LOOOOOZA!

This initial premiere was my “audition” for TVgasm… This was the teaser premiere for Cheer Perfection that ran back in July 2012. I am working on last night’s episode now.  ————————————————————————————- I am new to recapping, although I have been recapping through email and texts to my friends for the past two years. After I [...]

Long lost relatives visit the Duke of Castlebury in his itty bitty principality. One of them gets married.

The moms are back and someone’s off her meds… but she’s feeling fine… We will get to her in a bit. Leah and Jeremy make it official and become boyfriend and girlfriend. Leah tells Jeremy about cheating on Corey the week before their wedding… but that it was Corey’s fault. Jeremy doesn’t mind, he says [...]

***PennyDreadful takes on the month of April! Enjoy!! chaosbutterfly on Celebrity Apprentice: I will say though that if I was in the crowd, I would have snatched that money off the ground and ran away as fast as I could. I would possibly even trample adorable little Clay in the process. I’m not proud of [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday December 20th

Vampire Freaks is the new Match.com.

 ***Throughout this Christmas season, we will be eating and drinking our faces. We will also be posting recaps of the shows that are on as well as Best in Comments articles and Christmas recap reprints!! Enjoy this Fogywood classic!!    About three weeks ago, Flipit (our TVGasm Emperor) asked us which Holiday special we would [...]

Always wear Depends around Meri.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday December 19th

“But how will I ever afford to live?” Jonna wonders. “How does one get money in this world, if not through The Challenge?”

 ***The best of your comments continues with BelowSeaLevel’s faves! Happy holidays, Gasmii!  February is the month of love, so let’s celebrate Gasmii’s greatest love–snark.  Enjoy! SMH on “Swamp People”:  “I will sit and watch a Swamp People marathon Forrest Gump style (head cocked to one side) any day of the week. Don’t judge me. They’re [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday December 18th

It’s up!

Time to crown the winner

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

(This week on Dear TvGasm we have our 1st annual Christmas Party where we invited all the fake celebrities who didn’t really ask us for advice during the year to ring in the Holidays in the most fictitious way possible.  This year all refreshments are courtesy of the Franzia that Flipit stole out of his mom’s garage. ) [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday December 17th

Some wins, some losses. You know, like in Vegas.

Cats and Christmas and Alexander Skarsgard with a Christmas cat.

It’s feeding time at the Survivor Camp!

It’s the season finale, and I can honestly say it doesn’t come a moment too soon.  The best part is the reunion, and that’s only awesome because John “The Spider” Salley hosts it, and he’s a riot. But first, we start with the season finale. We’re still in New Orleans and we’re still discussing the same [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for December 14th – December 16th

This week, Project Runway All Stars glue guns welts all over poor, abused Christmas. Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday December 13th

Single daddy seeks desperate beauty.

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

Okay, technically there is no minicap… but Monday night was the season finale and the reunion show. I am going to do them together in one final recap… Just give me a little time to get all the facts straight, because these ladies are insane. You can read past recaps and discuss this week’s episode [...]

Last week on Teen Mom, a bunch of girls made emotional mistakes that will likely affect their lives and the lives of those around them… This week, they do about the same, but without any jailtime. Kailyn is back with Jordan but he doesn’t trust her. She wants to visit her friend at Penn State [...]

This attraction kind of makes sense, since Chet is dressed like early-90′s Zach Morris, back when Trishelle was a teenager.

The Browns learn something. Sort of.

It is the finale already! A two hour spectacular! Berry here at your service. Fran is trying to put Lil’ C down for the night. She’s teething and screaming up a storm. The double wide next door keeps throwing Coors cans at our door but what can we do?! We’re down to four teams: Team [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday December 12th

The nose in question. MJ and her pups meet GG at a dog agility center to discuss the events from the previous night. Well, that seems like the most logical place to rehash drunken shenanigans. MJ tries to get Julio and Pablo to jump over a small bar, but let’s face it, these dogs are [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday December 11th

Just another day of buuuulls**t: A Ke$ha retrospective, Lindsay can’t pay the rent, LeAnn insists she’s not pooping her way to skinny, Demi molests a young un, and Elmo gets some ass. Also, Jennifer Aniston is either preggers or fat, Brooke Mueller can’t remember why her hands are burnt and Kat Von D tries to [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle’s daughter made us wonder how many hit and run deaths are swept under the rug in BH, … Don’t worry honey. Gardeners don’t count. The important thing is to learn to walk straight when you’re wasted. …Adrienne went all Gloria Steinam when Brandi told her to [...]

It’s Family Visit Time! Cue the Tears!!