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It is here.  The final episode of the shortest season of Drag Race, ever.  We’ve pondered who would be the winner.  We all suffered heart burn and heart ache over last week’s episode in fear that one of our favorite three queens would go home.  I am one who hates a surprise ruined, so I [...]

Last rites.

Plus……Zombies in FairyLand!

UGH

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kim Kardashian has to go to the Middle East to apologize for idiotic tweets, Randy Travis just says no, & Demi Moore is still mourning the loss of her youth(ful sex toy). Plus: Kelsey Grammer is a stellar parent, Rhea and Danny are flirting, and whoever invented Lucky Slots on [...]

It’s always best to be the skinny one.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday November 29th

Heyhey Gasmites! Were you like me and missed Nashville last week? Here’s hoping this week makes up for last week’s Nashville’s bereftitude. Yes, I am aware that is not really a word. SourCake has all that fancy schoolin’ and she still thinks she can just make up words… Juliette in her amazing condo with that dumb [...]

Hi there, I noticed in my last post that some people were not happy with Fake Yolanda Foster’s German accent. Now I can understand how something can ruin a post for a reader, and I’d like to apologize for that. As for why it happened, well, just going by how Yolanda Foster sounded on the [...]

  What’s the expression? Monsters aren’t born, they’re made. Well, according to Lineage, they are most definitely made: Marion made Victoria, Conrad made Daniel, Nolan made Marco, Emily made Ashley. Wait, what? That last bit has yet to be revealed, but it seems to be in the realm of possibility at this point! Flashback to [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday November 28th

The bigger the bitch the harder the fall

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 27th

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Camille Grammer is too damn rich to complain, Amanda Bynes is too damn stupid to live, and Jessica Simpson is too damn hungry to understand how Weight Watchers works.  New epis every Tues and Thurs! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. If you like, please [...]

You’re the fairest!  You’re the fairest!!!! FLASHBACK!  Well for the second year running, Revenge has blessed us with an episode featuring our characters once upon a time.  Several important plot points were revealed and several character backstories were made clearer.  Such as: 1) Victoria wasn’t born bad, she learned to be bad. 2) Aiden wasn’t [...]

Mistakes are made.

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 26th

I’m Lord Vader, Darth Vader…

I’ll preface this recap by saying that I’m not in a good mood… That said, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope all of you who celebrate Thanksgiving had a great one, and to those of you that don’t, count yourself lucky. Anyway, I’m irritated today and the women on this show don’t help one bit. So I [...]

HAPPY TURKEY HOMICIDE DAY! MMMMMMMMMM…..  Kill the white one. I apologize for the all-caps.  I am not yelling at you, Gasmii, but I might be a little inebriated right now.  Maybe I’ll be funnier in this recap while I’m drinking.  Let’s find out! It’s morning at Casa Teller, and Jax walks into Thomas’s room to [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for the Weekend of November 23rd-25th

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Delicious!

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

Nothing is on. So let’s reflect.

Hot people can’t skype, obviously.

So sad.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday November 21st

Watch!

These women need to just start eating at home.

Well, kids, this is it.  We are down to only two teams of four very pretty boys, so we will find out how this is all supposed to go down. All of our clues thus far indicate that we will have superhero drag queens.  This should be a lot of fun, finally!  Their mini challenge [...]

Before we get to the recap, Berry’s brother, I’m flattered by your posts but it’s making our end of the day family baths really stressful. If you’re going to keep posting do it under our secret pet nickname…you know what it is! And now, the thrilling conclusion….wait no, it’s not the conclusion. It’s just the [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kendra Wilkinson gets a little judgy (not saying she’s wrong), Kim Kardashian talks about the Israel/Palestine conflict, and Mitt Romney goes on a date. Plus, the Jersey Shore wants more attention and the Elmo sex scandal lives!  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda’s shitty grasp on English/melty model mind led her to tell everyone that Brandi claimed to ride every half staffed peen in the BH, … I know dees ees lie. Che has no ride my peen. …Kathy Hilton opened up the Paris Second Hand Scabies Ridden Prom [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 20th

So, after much build-up, we have reached the mid-season finale… with promises of big reveals and even bigger egos… but personally, I feel let down. My fav part of the episode was the many (read, two) faces of Juliette… which will be provided throughout the recap.  We are back at the apothecary with Monroe, Renard, [...]

(This week Dear TvGasm, your best source for completely spurious made up advice to TV celebrities who wouldn’t talk to us on a bet, checks in with the number one chef in America. Well the number one chef who can wolf down a chili dog in one bite, Guy Fieri)   Dear TvGasm, Corncob, it’s been [...]

… Yes, Trishelle, it does vaguely resemble a television show. Pray tell, what do you think the big black boxy things you’re talking to are for?