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Another one bites the dust.

OK, folks, I’ma level with y’all. My heart just isn’t really into this recap. It was my darling baby’s birthday this weekend. So…up until now, my time has been pretty jam-packed with real-life stuff. Also, because I stuffed myself sick last night and am suffering the worst food hangover of my life, I can barely [...]

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

Lisa cries a lot and Scabby’s a bitch. Shocking, right?

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 19th

All Cats! Al the Time!

Smize What’s up, Gasmii?  Let’s get ready for another week of Arrow, and let’s please all cross our fingers for some hot shirtless mens.  Last week, Oliver got all the vigilante charges against him dropped by having Diggle pretend to be Arrow, Moira ostensibly removed Oliver from suspicion regarding the secret corrupt organization the Queen [...]

Last week, we lost our dear Latrice and Manila.  I’m very sad that they went home and not Alexis (and Yara).  Yara deserves to be there, but Alexis just doesn’t   I don’t think Yara understood that no one was pointing the finger directly at her last week on the runway, because she seemed pretty pissed. Our [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for November 16th-18th

This JUST happened!

Tonight on Project Runway All Stars, the inspiration comes from real everyday Americans. Which means there’s a lot of depression, Nazi jokes and hiding under tables. For more vlogcaps, redubs and gossip videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be sure to check out our archive of TV ReDubs. Would you [...]

Welcome back, Gasmii!  Here we are again with Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  We’re down to just 7 dancers left.  We’ve got Lexine, Asia, Amanda, Brianna, Madison, Jordyn, and Hadley.  Last week, that whiny brat Elisabeth got sent home, and her witchy poo mother Erin had to pack her caboodle of Nyx cosmetics and hop a [...]

The first meeting is between Chantel and Laura. Chani called Laura after Jackie told Chani NOT to talk to Laura. Typical daughter move. Chani was very honest with how she felt her mother raised her and Ta’kari. At first Laura was thinking this would be a chance to get dirt on Jackie, but she got [...]

Greetings, Gasmii!  Are you ready for Thanksgiving?  More importantly, are you ready for the “early Black Friday” store openings at 8 pm on Thanksgiving Day?  I’m betting at least one person will get trampled in the continental U.S. this year.  Turkey makes you slow … all that tryptophan. Maybe you should eat ham next Thursday. [...]

Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letters “S”, “T”, “F” and “U”…

Richard kissed a girl.

What an ASSHOLE

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday November 15th

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Today we look into the Diane Sawyer meltdown, wonder if Channing Tatum is the sexiest man alive, and mourn over Brooke Shields’ brain. Plus, Robert Pattinson bitches about work, Lindsay Lohan is in love, and Courtney Stodden makes her mom proud.  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook [...]

AND WE’RE OFF: Juliette’s coerced by her publicist into doing some ridiculous, zoo-themed publicity stunt that throws her into the path of Tim Tebow…sorry, some dumb-fuck actor playing the role of Tim Tebow. Rayna’s looking to make some drastic changes to her career and she finds just the right producer to help her along her [...]

This came up on Youtube for “Felonious Sapphic Blondes”.  Seems about right.  REVENGE works best when it keeps it simple.  The Graysons ruined Amanda Clarke’s life and she is going to ruin their lives. Unfortunately it takes more story to round out multiple seasons of an hour long drama than one woman fighting one family. [...]

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday November 14th

Jane takes the next step.

Hi Racefans! Boy oh boy, this season is flying by! Berry’s favorite team Tall & Tiny are out so we are not sure who we are rooting for anymore. This week on AR, six teams remain! Who will be eliminated next? Friday Night Lights (FNL)- Trey and Lexi Choke Out- Abbie and Ryan Mama Mia- [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Failor gets drunk, David Foster gets pissed, and a friendship is wasted (and so is Failor).  Find my full written recap here. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts and to talk trash with us, [...]

 “The beast was simply the Call of the Wild personified … which some natures hear to their own destruction.” The episode starts with a flashback of Hank during his early years on the job. He’s got a little Samuel L. Jackson, from Jackie Brown, sideburns going on… and I like it. He arrives at a [...]

Okay, yes. I completely flaked on a full recap for last week’s episode. But in my defense, I have no defense. I was relaxing in the Bahamas and simply couldn’t force myself to think about the wives. But I’m home and I will do my best to make up for lost time… in my full [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 13th

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Justin Bieber was dumped by Selena Gomez, the dude who plays Elmo might have diddled a teenager, and Kim Kardashian ate ice cream (WTF?).  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be sure to check out our archive of TV ReDubs. 

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle proved that she hasn’t killed the final nerves in her face yet by moving her brows a bit, … … Angels attended Lisa’s party in case Ken finally silent-farted himself to death, … Breathe through your nose and drink fast. He’s about to pass us. …and [...]

We open with Juliette being queen bee of the studio. She’s force-marching her band thru take after take of a song they already have nailed. The consensus between Deacon, the publicist (damn, I really need to find out her name if she’s going to be a recurring character!) and Goodman is that Juliette is avoiding [...]

She’s got that look in her eye!  Run, Consuela!  Run! “The Gift of Revenge”? Gee…thanks? Thank God you didn’t get me the Gift of Turmoil like last year or the Gift of Disaster like the year before. Tis the season for the Gift of Revenge! HUH?!?  Thanks Tar-jay… Hey guys! What did you think of “Penance”? [...]

(Dear TvGasm, your best source of fake unasked for advice for the people you see on your boob de toob has a very special guest this week, Kim Richards from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, And Kim, well words fail me. Let’s check in with our favorite housewife from the 90210 zip code)     [...]

Blair Warner’s got info and she’s not afraid to use it!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 12th

You know what I hate? When some damn hurricane screws up my life!! I had to rescue my son from the wilds of North Jersey. I wonder if the Gee-you-dee-chays waited in those gas lines. They don’t deserve gas. Anyway, I hope everyone affected is safe and sound. Welcome to Episode 4 of LATC, a [...]

Hello Gasmii Grimm fans… This was an all-Hank, all-the-time-except-when-Juliette-ruined-a-few-scenes episode. We start with seeing Hank, 7 years ago, as a uniformed officer, responding to a call for a loud fight at some house. He and his partner find two brothers… one dead, the other not quite. Hank catches the killer and assists in having him [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  Welcome to another crazy week of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  Sorry for the delay!  I was out of town and got super sick, so let’s get right to it. Previously on AUDC, Asia whined and should go home any minute, Kristie and Yvette were at it again, and we lost our dear boy [...]

Nucky’s having a bad day.