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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for November 8th-11th

I’m so glad we had this time together…

Well finally! It’s time for the last installment of the Reunion From Hell. When we left off last week, Erika the Beast was straddling J-Bloat on the couch and telling her to stand up. Kinda hard to do with a beast cooter in your face. OMG I hope she had that nasty thing covered. When [...]

I am working on the full recap for Monday’s Basketball Wives LA… but after watching the episode only one and a half times, I am unable to watch it again because I am out of the country and apparently they refuse to allow VH-1 videos to work here. So I will only have pictures for [...]

There be idols here

Happy Election Week, Gasmii!  I hope all your dreams came true, and if they didn’t, well, the 22nd Amendment ensures that The Big O is done for real in four more years. You’re welcome, Republicans! For those of you who watched SoA instead of election coverage, let’s do this!  Jax wakes up in Abel’s hospital [...]

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

Good evening Gasmites. I must give a hearty and humiliated shoutout to Peanut29 . Thank you for schooling me re: Hootie. OF COURSE Darius Rucker was in Hootie and the Blowfish and not Counting Crows. Stupid SourCake. I especially should have known this as Hoots and his Blowfish covered one of my fave songs, I [...]

Emma falls in love, meets a giant, and gets screwed. Not necessarily in that order.

We begin our week of Drag Race with the aftermath of last week’s send-home of Team Brown Flowers.  At least we’ll be able to figure out what the holy hell the queens are talking about now that Tammie is gone. Latrice realizes that it was her fault they were in the bottom 2, so she [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday November 7th

Watercooler blog time!

My favorite Housewives are back, which means it’s time to dust off that mic and get to mocking them endlessly. I’ll be back every week with a new ReDub of the coming attractions clips. Enjoy! This Season On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi’s gonna be slutty, Ken’s gonna fart silently, and Adrienne is [...]

  Brought to you by our favorite Hamptons resident!   “The guest list included the creme de la creme of the Hamptons and New York business society.  The bride looked stunning in a gunmetal grey gown with matching pearls, while the groom was handsome as ever in his tuxedo – until he was carted off [...]

Fran with Berry here ready to ruffle your international feathers with this weeks AR recap. If you remember last week the fabulous Goat Boys came in last, but it was a non-elimination round so they are still in this thing. Although it almost seemed like they would have preferred to be eliminated. Crouching in a [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 6th

Last time, on Breaking Amish, everyone dramatically returned to their homes, knowing that they would be shunned (and were already). This week, I was ripped off, because I thought it was the final episode.  Oh noooo, it’s not.  They are going to make us endure a 2-hour finale next week.  We begin with Jeremiah giving [...]

Party time!

Watercooler Quickie for Monday, November 5th

  That cop is all “Again lady?  Really?” Another Grayson event ends terribly. Shocker! The fact that no one died or ended up in the hospital was an improvement on the past “celebrations”, so good job party planner! At this point an arrest is old hat, nothing to really get too excited about – but hopefully [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 5th

“And branded upon the beast, the mark of his kin. For none shall live whom they have seen.” Nick is sleeping on the couch having a bad dream about a missing girl. The image of a black girl keep floating through his thoughts as he tosses and turns. Then quickly, a hand lands on his [...]

Holla, guys and gals!  I’m not quite in the pisser of a mood I was in earlier in the week (thanks cold meds!) but luckily for y’all, my default setting is angry bitch. We open on Rayna and Deacon rolling around in the sheets engaged in filthy, extramarital shenanigans. My first thought – Is this [...]

BOOM!

Dexter has an Isaak problem

CATS!

We represeeent the Lollipop Guild!

Watercooler will be a daily video blog

Well hello there, Gasmii!  We meet again.  Last week on Arrow, Ollie faced off against a Mortal Kombat character and Fataly-ed him in the eye, Whaurel showed us a little self-defense, Mommy Queen thinks (or is at least portraying) that Oliver doesn’t know shit about his daddy’s dirty deeds, Ollie is dropping a truth bomb [...]

It’s been a long, ugly storm week. As you may have noticed, a whole slew of our writers were knocked out by stupid ass Sandy. The weather did give me a chance to step into MrsMiaWallace’s recapping shoes and produce a VlogCap of Project Runway All Stars! Let me know what you think of this. [...]

Can I do a photo recap? Can this show be recapped without photos. Are photos the only reason this show SHOULD be recapped? Should VH-1 jump off their moral high horse and show the fight? Does anyone think these women are role models? Can DCF take away Jackie’s adult children? We open at Opportunistic Spice’s [...]

This JUST happened.

Oh…Gillian.

Welcome back, Gasmii!  Are we all happy to spend some more time with these (mostly) delightful children and terrible, horrible, no good, very bad mothers??  I know I am.  Let’s see what stunts are pulled this week, shall we? Previously on AUDC, Brianna shed tears over being picked on in school, the moms were heinous [...]

Get OOUUUTT!!!

Here we is again! Part 2 of a long winded chat about some bitches you will most likely never see again. Let’s rejoin last week’s festivities……..  I believe we left off with Blondie and Andrea yelling crap at each other. Andrea starts pulling her hair up like she’s about to fight and Blondie starts laughing [...]

Happy Halloween!  Dia de Los Muertos!  All Souls Day!  … whatever you’re celebrating this week! Any holiday’s a good day to spend with the Sons … let’s get started. We open with paramedics at the scene of Gemma’s one-car accident.  The Escalade fought the tree and the tree won.  The Whomping Willow strikes again. Gemma’s [...]

Greetings, my sweet Gaasmi-ites! Yes, I just made up a word. Flip is letting me, CynTV, recap Life After Top Chef. It only took a small monetary payment, a pint of my blood and a gift card from PinkBerry! I am a tad intimidated, seeing as J-Mo did such an hilarious job writing Top Chef, [...]

Revenge – The Early Years Through the course of the first four episodes of the season, Revenge has introduced us to Kara, Aiden, Padma, Skeevy Kenny, the “initiative”, NolCorp, and now baby Carl (CARL???). There have been a lot of additions to the Revenge universe, perhaps a few too many (the “initiative”!). But this week [...]

We begin the next leg of our journey down Drag Race All-Stars with chatter about the departures of Mimi and Miss Poopy Pants.  Chad brought up the point that Pandora could have taken the opportunity to turn it out with Mimi and Juju said that she gave up, which means you go home.  I hope [...]