POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

…total bitch.

These lovebirds are gettin’ hitched!

Time may change me. But I can’t trace time.

Oh yes… Well, it certainly seems like it has all been leading up to this, doesn’t it? The Revenge team somehow managed to have all of this make sense.  Maybe?  By the end of “Engagement” I felt like I was watching another chapter of the Dark Knight, but instead of Batman, we have Emily. Strap [...]

One of these four teams is about to be the winner of AR Season 22 and get one million smackeroos! And then Berry and I will have to quietly wait until season 23 starts so we can double our efforts name dropping the Ford Focus or Fusion so we are finally given one! But that’s [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 8th

Hola, Gasmii!  Last week on this show, the last stupid person was kicked off. Looks like the kid is fine now, except that his dad is still Gary Busey. The remaining contestants take stock and realize they each have a win under their belts this season and may have to finally bring their A games [...]

Okay, so it’s time for Dr. Douche to impart his wisdom on the ladies of Teen Mom 2 and make sure that MTV appears to have the best interest of the girls in their wallets mind. He quickly introduces Leah, Chelsea, Kailyn, and Jenelle and we get to see a video montage of the season. [...]

Goin’ to tha chapel!

***You guys have been asking for recaps of this show. Please welcome AngryNerdGirl to make it worth the wait!  Hi Gasmi!  AngryNerdGirl here, and I am so very excited to be recapping Scandal for you!  Previously: the entire series happened.  There are only 3 episodes left in Season 2, so let’s just say that Olivia [...]

This JUST happened.

The end.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 7th

The winners for the week of May 6th!

Easy Peezy Lemon Squeezy

Two in one elimination episode

This is going to be pictureless. Which I completely understand will mean that a lot less people will read it… but I can give you a ton of excuses, or you can just assume that anything excuse I give would probably be a lie. The truth is that I’m a specially trained FBI analyst and [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 6th

Jordan and Nia are sexually frustrated: brought to you by Subway

Last week, Kim and Kroy celebrated their first anniversary Biermann-style, recreating their wedding at the venue of the dance competition where Kim first saw Kroy’s ass.  For Kim, that’s super sentimental, y’all. The most important question that needs answering about any celebration with Kim is:  What about the gifts?  Kim sure does love her gifts.  [...]

It’s like deja vu all over again.

This peasant ain’t pleasant!

We return for the results show after an episode that made everyone question their worldview: Is Randy Jackson not the prolific wizard of vast musical knowledge that we’ve always thought? Could a guest mentor be a better judge than an actual resting-on-his-laurels-for-over-10-years judge? Yes and yes, but I still think Harry Connick Jr. is kind of a [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for May 3rd-5th

Make some noise for your Top Four! Wait – Top Four?  Oh, that’s right. Last week was an effing joke and nobody went home.   But Babyface (or someone who looks exactly like Babyface) is in the audience, so that makes up for last week’s disappointment. Glad I can see you again, Kenny (get it?). [...]

For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lydia’s mom disables a clerk, Jim doesn’t want Alexis doing what Jesus did, and Brooks returns!  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m also doing weekly BS of [...]

The bitches are getting spooky.

Double Elimination!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 2nd

Amazing Race you are almost over! I can’t bear it! Project Runway is done and when AR is finished Berry and I will have NOTHING LEFT!! We will just have to spend our days thinking about our baby or something and our baby does NOT form catty imaginary alliances with other teams of babies, BORING! [...]

Early morning, April 4… well, you know the rest.

Rejoice! The end is nigh!

My dignity was here just a second ago

Great band!  Best Coast – “Fear of My Identity” Well, the creator and show runner for Revenge was fired this past week.  Mike Kelley is outta here!  This can be looked at in a few different ways.  He was the show so it sucks he was let go…but the show has gone downhill…but he knows [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 1st

Hola, Gasmii.  Sorry I didn’t ‘cap last week.  I was too busy moving to a suburb of this mega-city: Big City of Dreams from a suburb of this mega-city: Big City of (Kim Jong-Un’s) Nightmares A 13-hour time change coupled with a 14-hour flight completely did me in (but yay for being home in ‘Merica!).  So I missed [...]

Everyone’s a victim this week.

It’s the finale… so we have to start with flashbacks from the entire season. It’s fun to see Jenelle spiral. It’s boring to see Kailyn’s world. It’s laughable to see Chelsea waste another year of her life and accomplish nothing. It’s disgusting to see Leah make everything about her. Speaking of which, Leah’s mom and [...]

Following in the footsteps of Nick and Jessica!

The Final Countdown!