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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday November 6th

Last time, on Breaking Amish, everyone dramatically returned to their homes, knowing that they would be shunned (and were already). This week, I was ripped off, because I thought it was the final episode.  Oh noooo, it’s not.  They are going to make us endure a 2-hour finale next week.  We begin with Jeremiah giving [...]

Party time!

Watercooler Quickie for Monday, November 5th

  That cop is all “Again lady?  Really?” Another Grayson event ends terribly. Shocker! The fact that no one died or ended up in the hospital was an improvement on the past “celebrations”, so good job party planner! At this point an arrest is old hat, nothing to really get too excited about – but hopefully [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 5th

“And branded upon the beast, the mark of his kin. For none shall live whom they have seen.” Nick is sleeping on the couch having a bad dream about a missing girl. The image of a black girl keep floating through his thoughts as he tosses and turns. Then quickly, a hand lands on his [...]

Holla, guys and gals!  I’m not quite in the pisser of a mood I was in earlier in the week (thanks cold meds!) but luckily for y’all, my default setting is angry bitch. We open on Rayna and Deacon rolling around in the sheets engaged in filthy, extramarital shenanigans. My first thought – Is this [...]

BOOM!

Dexter has an Isaak problem

CATS!

We represeeent the Lollipop Guild!

Watercooler will be a daily video blog

Well hello there, Gasmii!  We meet again.  Last week on Arrow, Ollie faced off against a Mortal Kombat character and Fataly-ed him in the eye, Whaurel showed us a little self-defense, Mommy Queen thinks (or is at least portraying) that Oliver doesn’t know shit about his daddy’s dirty deeds, Ollie is dropping a truth bomb [...]

It’s been a long, ugly storm week. As you may have noticed, a whole slew of our writers were knocked out by stupid ass Sandy. The weather did give me a chance to step into MrsMiaWallace’s recapping shoes and produce a VlogCap of Project Runway All Stars! Let me know what you think of this. [...]

Can I do a photo recap? Can this show be recapped without photos. Are photos the only reason this show SHOULD be recapped? Should VH-1 jump off their moral high horse and show the fight? Does anyone think these women are role models? Can DCF take away Jackie’s adult children? We open at Opportunistic Spice’s [...]

This JUST happened.

Oh…Gillian.

Welcome back, Gasmii!  Are we all happy to spend some more time with these (mostly) delightful children and terrible, horrible, no good, very bad mothers??  I know I am.  Let’s see what stunts are pulled this week, shall we? Previously on AUDC, Brianna shed tears over being picked on in school, the moms were heinous [...]

Get OOUUUTT!!!

Here we is again! Part 2 of a long winded chat about some bitches you will most likely never see again. Let’s rejoin last week’s festivities……..  I believe we left off with Blondie and Andrea yelling crap at each other. Andrea starts pulling her hair up like she’s about to fight and Blondie starts laughing [...]

Happy Halloween!  Dia de Los Muertos!  All Souls Day!  … whatever you’re celebrating this week! Any holiday’s a good day to spend with the Sons … let’s get started. We open with paramedics at the scene of Gemma’s one-car accident.  The Escalade fought the tree and the tree won.  The Whomping Willow strikes again. Gemma’s [...]

Greetings, my sweet Gaasmi-ites! Yes, I just made up a word. Flip is letting me, CynTV, recap Life After Top Chef. It only took a small monetary payment, a pint of my blood and a gift card from PinkBerry! I am a tad intimidated, seeing as J-Mo did such an hilarious job writing Top Chef, [...]

Revenge – The Early Years Through the course of the first four episodes of the season, Revenge has introduced us to Kara, Aiden, Padma, Skeevy Kenny, the “initiative”, NolCorp, and now baby Carl (CARL???). There have been a lot of additions to the Revenge universe, perhaps a few too many (the “initiative”!). But this week [...]

We begin the next leg of our journey down Drag Race All-Stars with chatter about the departures of Mimi and Miss Poopy Pants.  Chad brought up the point that Pandora could have taken the opportunity to turn it out with Mimi and Juju said that she gave up, which means you go home.  I hope [...]

First of all Barry wanted to say congrats to the San Francisco Giants who won some sort of ball sporting event and to a Panda who was named the MVP. An actual Panda?! If it’s not, I don’t want to hear about it! Back to the spooOOOooky Halloween edition of our Amazing Race recap! BOO! [...]

I spend a lot of time in my underwear blogging about the dumdums on TV, and frankly after six years I am a bit sunlight deficient. So I figured it might be time to leave the house occasionally and play around in the studio! This is just me making shit up about the BS tabloids [...]

This week in real life, 4 of the 6 basketball wives were canned because they wouldn’t let VH-1 tape the “real” parts of their lives. Next year we will only have Jackie (Old Spice) and Draya (Homewrecker Spice) returning. Hopefully Draya will actually be a basketball wife by then. Anyway, this week: Brooke had a [...]

  This week on Breaking Amish, everything is explained in clear, sense-making detail! Hahahahaha!!!  Juuuuuuust kidding!! I may actually be more confused this week than I have been in previous weeks.  This show is like the Benjamin Button of reality TV.  I now know less about these people than I did when watching the premier.   [...]

This week on Walking Dead we finally get a better glimpse into the happenings with Andrea and The Road Warrior.   Michonne is the name of our bad and beautiful road warrior.  Don’t expect this bad bitch with a samurai sword to trust anyone at all.  Also, don’t expect her to talk much.  She does a [...]

This JUST happened.

  Yes, people – this is surprised.  And yes, it’s hard to tell. Mason Treadwell is back and stirring up trouble! Just when things begin to work themselves out the intrepid writer (don’t you just hate those guys?) returns to the Hamptons to once again report on – and create – the drama. Let’s hope he [...]

To trade rice or not to trade rice: THAT is the question

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday October 29th

Dexter has a lot of friends to entertain.

(Hi Gasmii, and welcome to Pop Quiz, where we take a celebrity rumor, drop you into the middle of it and then ask what you would do in that situation. Remember there are no wrong answers, as long as you make an effort to judge a person you will probably never meet in your life.) [...]

Easter sucks in AC.

The Queens of England and Bolivia hang out and do what leaders of most lands do. They talk shit about celebrity rags.      New episodes on Mondays. Like and subscribe here: http://www.youtube.com/tvgasmdotcom For our archive of TV Redubs, go here: http://www.youtube.com/fredcankle Find us on facebook and twitter . 

 ”On many a dark night, people would see her walking along the riverbank and crying for her children.”  The story behind this episode is actually very interesting and a great Halloween story. There are a couple versions… feel free to check them out here (AFTER you read my recap.) A father and son are walking [...]

Hey Gasmii! This very well could be the last piece of correspondence I exchange with you before Hurricane Sandy pillages Brooklyn and makes off with my fingers! Let’s dive into the recap before I die! The X Factor is back, and finally, people, we’re finding out which 16 will make the live show stage of [...]