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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday October 16th

Hey, Nolan spent $11.99 for that! Summer in the Hamptons is no vacation. Who do these people go to margaritas with after a day of tanning on the beach? Or see the latest Channing Tatum movie with? Or even grab a mani/pedi with? Who can you trust? So far this season, no one has been [...]

This episode is a trip into reality TV mindf*&^ery.  We begin with Jeremiah jumping all over the chance to spring the top secret envelope of DUI docs on Kate in front of Abe and Rebecca.  He loves that he can prove that Kate is a hypocrite.  When Rebecca asks Kate if you get arrested when [...]

No really, this is the last one.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday October 15

Nick and Juliette see fireworks from their kitchen window and Nick tries to help her remember telling him some lame story about a song her uncle used to sign to her. She dramatically pauses and then claims that she, too, remembers telling him this story. She goes on to tell him that the last thing [...]

Holler, gasmii!  It’s my pleasure to recap a new trashy program from the CW, Arrow.  ­My initial attraction to this show was two-fold.  The CW is notorious for making ridiculous shows that seem to beg for snarkcapping, and the guys in this cast are really bringing the hotness.  Only really being into X-Men growing up, [...]

Dexter tries to show Deb how it’s done

Some things once seen cannot be unseen.

Nick and Juliette see fireworks and he tries to help her remember. She remembers telling him that. She laughs. They kiss and hug. She says it’s all coming back to her. She says she remembers him telling her about his ancestors who could see things and that he could too. The keep kissing. It was a [...]

I heard Abby posed for this silhouette.  loljk Hey there, Gasmii!  Just when you thought you were safe in your homes from the monster that is Abby Lee Miller, she comes busting into your living rooms (I’m sure bathrooms as well).  I didn’t even know this shit existed until the Dance Moms finale.  So welcome [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition October 12th-14th

The title of this episode is What is Really Happening?.  Unfortunately, this is a total misnomer as we are no closer to the truth of this series than we were last week. So, due to the scandals of this supposed reality show, I’ve done some research.  We can definitely explain away the language and behavior [...]

Another two-episode week. MTV hates me.

Hello all and welcome to my first full-length recap for the ‘gasm. I was lucky enough to be assigned Nashville. Or perhaps unlucky as this show is GREAT! It’s hard to snark and smirk at a show I am genuinely enjoying on a not-at-all ironic or postmodern level. I’ll do my best to be funny [...]

This JUST happened.

Hello my loves. Last week I was an angry bitch. This week not only am I angry, but I have whatever creeping crud my husband had last week. Only I’m not whining like a bitch. Well I am but not quite at the level I expect to get to. Sooooooooooooooo…we join the bitches this week [...]

Tonight’s not the night…

Eli Thompson: Unlikely Voice of Reason

Hello, Gasmii!  Hope you’re all having a great week!   Let’s get our motors running: Jax is writing another letter to Abel & Thomas.  Apparently, he HATES a lot of people, and it’s keeping him up at night.  He’s riding around on his motorcycle when he should be sleeping next to the woman who used to [...]

in·teg·ri·ty 1. adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

Hey everybody! Welcome to my very first Tvgasm (mini)recap. I’m hard at work on the full length version but I hope this snippet will amuse your bouche, so to speak. I really enjoyed the premiere and I have fairly high hopes for this show; I’ve been a fan of Connie Britton’s work since Spin City [...]

Chaos Theory

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday October 11th

The Reunion that keeps on giving.

The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion is old school versus nOObies.  Flanking Andy Cohen on one side is Heather, Carole, and Aviva.  On the other side, there’s Ramona, Sonja, and LuAnn.  Let’s get to it! The reunion starts off with a Holla!  Andy thinks Holla! is controversial for some reason, but Heather defends [...]

Bird is the word.

Scary, Homewrecker, Old, Sister, Opportunistic, Wimpy  Above is a refresher of the ladies names… I have decided to change Opportunistic/Whore Spice to just Opportunistic Spice because she continues to win me over. Last week ended with Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice having lunch. It was a short lunch because it didn’t take v long for [...]

Border Jumping is BAD

Top 10 Shows for Wednesday October 10th

  Last week’s premiere was about mobilizing the troops.  This week was about setting them up for battle.  Some positioned themselves well (i.e. Victoria), while some might as well have painted a bullseye on their foreheads (i.e. Declan).  Oh – and the rich are getting richer, while the poor are getting poorer.  Wonder if the Hamptons is [...]

For he today that GTLs with me shall be my bro, be he ne’er so pale….

Dear TVgasm, as you all know, I have been seriously thinking about trying to replicate myself. While I know that technology has its limits, and of course no one could ever be as awesome and like, awesome as myself, I have decided to freeze my eggs. I took them out of the big cold box [...]

This week on Basketball Wives LA… Jackie and Laura meet up and Jackie remains delusional as she explains her failed lunch with Draya last week. Jackie “has to care” about what everyone thinks of her and she’s going to give Draya another chance. Oy vey. She’s worried Draya won’t show up to her wedding. Laura [...]

We begin our story, well the second episode of our story, in China. Shanghai is not only home to 8 million people it also brings to mind Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson’s antics in the popular Shanghai Blank series of movies. The teams are: Abbie and Ryan – Team Choke Out Amy and Daniel – [...]

The ladies reunite to rehash the season.  On one couch, the new girls:  Heather, Carole, and Aviva.  On the other couch, the returning housewives:  Ramona, Sonja, and LuAnn.  And off we go…. The reunions are filled with arguing and talking over each other, and this one starts off with Carole’s camera interviews being a little [...]

Top 10 Shows for Tuesday October 9th

Newsflash: Peace has not been declared in Jersey.

Welcome back Gasmii Grim Fans. Sadly, their is no Wu in Team. Or in this entire episode. WHERE ARE WU? We find ourselves at a Portland airport as we see a man and woman step off a private plane, and the woman, let’s call her Bad Bangs, immediately places a call to Renard. “Hello, my [...]

Probably shouldn’t put all your eggs in Emily’s basket  The golden rule to live by in the Revenge universe is play or get played.  And our (anti)heroine is definitely a player.  Despite all of the complicated trickery and treachery that went on in “Resurrection”, to me the most shocking was Emily’s lie to Amanda.  She [...]