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I can do anything better than you can……

(This week is the spirit of spoofiness, phony twitter conversations and possibly fake beefs, Dear TvGasm listens to the problems of American Idol’s Niki Minaj. Please be aware that we will take a break from out usual format, because Miz Nikki only comunicates by Twitter©) Because what could go wrong with this crew?      [...]

Sarah/Alton and Devyn/Big Easy heat up, while the Fresh Meat give each other salmonella.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday, October 8th

Dex and Deb move in together.

I won’t spoil episodes on the home page. I won’t spoil episodes on the home page. I won’t spoil episodes on the home page.

…and everyone hates Karent.

Hello gasmites. As usual if I have a week off all hell breaks loose the next week. Aside from technical difficulties and illness there are things at work in the universe that have made me decide God hates me. So I am trying my best to tell you wtf happened on this episode, have it [...]

Top 10 Shows for this weekend, October 5th-7th.

Once more unto the beach, dear friends, once more…

This JUST happened.

The post-showdown showdown.

It’s time for a pool party folks. And it might be the first one where I kinda hope someone drowns. I tease. I always want someone to drown. As always, if you need a refresher on any of the ladies nicknames, please refer to the first recap here. Old Spice is prepping for the pool [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  Time to catch up with our favorite badasses (and the men they love who ride bikes).  Thanks goes out @andyourlittledogtoo, who explained what a “SHU” is in last week’s comment thread!  Keep those comments coming! We open with Jax and the Sons riding home from their stint at SJCCF, and as they ride [...]

It’s the season 5 finale of The Real Housewives of New York City.  Last week’s episode ended with the Hornysaurus being kicked out of Ramona’s charity event for abused women after he grabbed Ramona by the arm.  Now it’s time to see what wacky catastrophe Heather’s charity fashion show to benefit organ transplant candidates can [...]

Blood, Backstabbing, and Boobs

This season on The Real Housewives of New York, Aviva yelled at everyone for not treating her like the gift that she is, LuAnn boned a pirate, and Ramona stayed drunk and cross eyed. Watch more ReDubs on our YouTube channel! Subscribe and share if you like, and leave requests for ReDubs in the comments! [...]

Top 10 Shows for Thursday October 4th.

Nucky’s haunted! Margaret’s a boss! Gyp is IN-SANE!

Where’s Harry Potter when you need him?

   Revenge loves the 80’s. The 80’s night time soap specifically. The glamour, the bombast, the treachery, the deceit. All that we loved about Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest, and Knots Landing can be found in Revenge. And now in season 2, Revenge is taking its cue from another 80’s soap classic – the mini-series Lace [...]

Top 10 Shows for Wednesday October 3rd

Devil may care.

Apparently all it takes for a rookie revolution is for half the challengers to be rookies.

CBS demonstrates why PBS is such a superior network.

The finale has arrived.  It was a slow start, but after St. Barth, it seems like the season is flying by rather quickly.  The finale opens at a ping pong tournament hosted by Carole.  The Hornysaurus is still in town, so the finale won’t go down without a little creepy, perv flavor.  The final two [...]

Top 10 Shows for Tuesday, October 2nd

After the endless season…comes the endless reunion. Part one.

After a brief hiatus, it was nice to have Grimm back to its normal cop-like show… There was a little back story, but overall the episode just felt comfortable to watch and easy to follow if you’re a new Grimm fan. We open at a bar where Nick is meeting up with refrigerator repairman. The repairman realizes [...]

Who’s arm is that returning from the depths of the sea?   How many spent the first part of the season premiere of Revenge waiting with baited breath for the arrival of Victoria Grayson? When she opened the door of her palatial, rustic “cabin” and I saw her – so carefully coifed and beautifully botoxed, [...]

I’m going to do my best to pretend that this show is legit and that I haven’t heard that Jeremiah and Sabrina are divorced and Abe and Rebecca have a child together.  By the way, did anyone find out the definition for “napalm” yet?  (Sorry, that RHONJ reunion was NUTS last night!) Rebecca is on [...]

Booby Traps and Big Yaps Go Head to Headlight

(This week Dear TvGasm checks in with Mama Manzo from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, who sounds a little under the weather.)   Dear TvGasm, ugh. I’m am done. I’ve had it with her, and her awful mean, trashy, lying , story selling ways. I’m done I tell you, done! Now you know me, [...]

An unholy alliance is formed.

When Deb catches Dexter killing Travis, things start to unravel. Well, at least Deb.

Joanna loses her damn mind.

Top 10 Shows for Monday, October 1st

Top 10 Shows on this weekend, September 29th-30th

You’re killing me, Eli.

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the gasm family, FatCamp!!  Wthout Seal, Heidi resorts to some voodoo shit to complete her child army   Hey Gasmii!  I have the pleasure of stepping in for the lovely MrsMiaWallace this week, as she is off in Puerto Rico getting cornrows and hopping from hot tub to hot [...]