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Top 10 TV Shows for Friday September 28th, 2012

So long. Farewell! Auf weidersehen, Goodbye! Dance Moms has gone to bed and so must I.

Let me preface this recap by saying this is the kind of episode that makes you want to recover by curling up in bed with a box of powdered sugar “Donettes” (yes, you evil advertising execs, giving sugary doughnuts a petite-sounding name creates the illusion that I am inhaling fewer calories) and sob “I just [...]

Many things can be bad for business–bed bugs, YouTube videos of rats openly playing field sports, fingers in chili, etc., but what about the Hornysaurus roaming uncaged and unleashed through a store…on camera?  Well, that’s the nightmare of a health store in New York and opening scene of this week’s Real Housewives of New York City. [...]

The top 10 shows on TV tonight for Thursday September 27th

Tonight, as it turns out, is perfect as it is filled with bravado, delusion, and a little psychopathy.

This Episode Is Brought To You By Jaunty Caps, Red Bull (you’ll need it), and Lithium (they need it.) Have you ever been to an amusement park and after waiting in line for an hour to get on a ride, you get on and it totally sucks? But then you figure, well, that was awful, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday, September 26 2012

Seriously, villain is way too generous. Might I suggest rascal or mischief-maker? (Yes, I Googled synonyms.)

REALLY mini…

New York’s least favorite perv is back and shopping for anything and everything herbal to help “get it up”.  Isn’t this something most octogenarians prefer to do privately?  Not if you’re the Hornysaurus.  He’s brought his daughter and cameras along and he’s stroking for a discount…not a limp one, either. The little fella’s about an [...]

The Top 10 shows for Tuesday, September 25, 2012.

Finale time!

This week the ladies of The Real Housewives of New York City ask Dear TvGasm for a little advice, vacation edict , trying to pop a baby out of the world’s dustiest uterus,and how to deal with Ramona, Sonja,Aviva, a complete frigging lunatic.   Dear TvGasm, I just thought I’d let you know that I’m still going [...]

Top 10 Shows for September 24th as the Fall Premieres are upon us.

Last week on Breaking Amish, we learned that young Amish adults act like middle school kids and kids that go off on Roomspringa seem to do a great job of picking up our foul language. Rebecca’s grandfather and Abe’s mom show up at the hotel in New York City.  Rebecca spies them on the street [...]

There’s trouble brewing in Tabor Heights.

Man, have we gotten low budge or what?

Can three returnees breathe new life into their game?

Tonight God comes out to cast judgement.

Meet and Greet

Atlantic City. Same as it ever was.

Last week, Jenni, Jeff, and Andrew went to Chicago to make some progress with wedding plans.  Work continues on Gramercy, and Jeff Lewis Designs will be moving from West Knoll to Spring Oak.  Jeff and company met with Jeanne at Mulholland to move forward with remodeling plans. There’s often conversations and practical jokes that go [...]

This week we join the twits as J-Bloat and Fallen are discussing the fight between Blondie and Andrea. They still think it was a low blow for Andrea to call Blondie fat and J-Bloat tells us that Andrea can basically suck her dick right now. Cut to Andrea apologizing to Blondie, kind of. I’m sorry [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  Kurt Sutter decided to celebrate Hispanic Heritage month with some stereotypes.  I better work on my espanol (pretend there’s a tilde over the n, please), because Nero’s throwing around witticisms in la lengua otra like there’s no tomorrow in this ep.  Previously on SoA: Opie’s still pissed. For the love of Pete, can [...]

It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means.  None of you are watching the X Factor.  It’s all about the Big Brother Finale.  Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered! Simon is very ill tonight so sitting in his place is Louie Walsh.  Louie hails from Ireland and he is an on again/off again judge [...]

This Episode Is Brought To You By Jackie’s Cleavage… And yet there are kids still starving in China. Overall, I found this second episode to be a little boring. Not much happened except that we rehashed everything from the season premier. However, I did learn a few things about some characters that I didn’t see last week. [...]

Last week, the ladies finished off St. Barth, I mean, their week in St. Barth.  Feelings are still hurt by Madam Palindrome’s calling the Noodle Nymphettes “white trash” and her sucking the fun out of what had been an enjoyable, wild vacation.  Tomas, A/K/A Italian Deppster Friend, took Lu and Sonja for a good walk [...]

Someday season two will end, but not this week.

A mostly sweet finale is followed by a mostly bitter reunion.

The ladies are back from their trip to St. Barths and bringing the drama.  Ramona and Mary-O open this week’s episode with cooking school at her friend’s home.  Lu and Jacques join them, along with Sonja and some unnamed guy that smiles a lot.  Did a can of spray tan explode on this guy’s face [...]

“I’m at the top controlling everything. I’m the most powerful player in this game!” Survivor: Philippines premieres this Wednesday night at 8pm on CBS. It’s going to be “old school “Survivor according to Jeff Probst, with three tribes to start the season. He also says the water challenges are back in full force, something that’s [...]

NeNe can act?

This week on Breaking Amish, the kids jump on a plane and arrive in New York City.  The first to meet up are Sabrina, Rebecca, and Abe who all ride the same airplane.  Sabrina initially feels that she and Rebecca will be friends, because Rebecca is nice to her, but that all will soon change.  [...]

New old cast, same old crazy.

Happy New Year!

Tonight’s episode is rough, you guys. After the legitimately shocking blindside of Shane by Dan during Thursday’s live show, you’d think Big Brother would jam-pack Sunday’s episode with all sorts of insanity related to the fallout of Dan’s THIRD betrayal of Danielle. Instead, we get a clip show. But first! A quick five-minute recap of [...]

The top four lay it all on the floor

Imagine if we actually got to watch singers for all that time. That would just be weird. To watch singers. On a singing show.

Our long NATIONALS nightmare is over.