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She’s a clever one, that Tyra.

Here comes trouble!

The contestants play for HoH, and everyone but Dan continues being an idiot.

Now that America decides, who will stay and who will go?

Happy Friday, Gasmis. I am very sorry that I am so late with getting this recap posted. I have a whole bunch of excuses, and believe me, they were good ones… but why bother… time to get to the recap. In this season’s fourth episode, Quill, we start with a parks and recreation employee sitting [...]

Welcome back for Season 6 of Flipping Out.  Jeff Lewis and his partner, Gage, are remodeling their dream home while juggling their interior design and renovation/remodeling projects.  Jenni, Zoila, and Vanina are back again this season, along with a new design assistant, Andrew.       WEST KNOLL This week’s episode opens at West Knoll, Jeff’s [...]

Plus, Brooke sings!

Okay, admission: I was watching this while also watching the DNC. So forgive me if I missed a few things here and there. I’m sorry I was being a PATRIOT. When Joe Biden speaks, you listen, goddamnit. If only in the hopes that he’ll accidentally reveal that Obama supports bigamy or something. Anyway, Julie opens [...]

Nannies go rogue, Kristin’s still a witch, and we learn about cats.

Hey hey BB fans!  As I’m sure you know, everyone interesting is gone.  And by everyone interesting, I mean Britney.  The rest of these boring sacks of yell-talk make me sleepy.    I miss your snark…   Last week Ian won the HoH, and after pretending like he might be smart enough to actually make a [...]

The ladies landed in St. Barths last week and for the most part, have been playing nicely with each other.  Sonja planned the first full day on the island and wrapped up the evening by bringing everyone to Le Ti St Barth, one of her favorite places.  They indulged in plenty of drinking and flashing [...]

The end is in sight!

A double-shot of hotel grossness. Blacklight pun intended.

Kristin and Drunky do their best to put the kibosh on future employment.

The fantastic final four compete to be in the top 3.

I’m loopy and I know it

The all too soon finale.

Hello my lovies! We start off this week with Fallen,J-Bloat and Mobama sitting around a table looking like hell. The end. Just kidding, Fallen suddenly jumps up from the table and flips over a chair and yells, I hate people.” Mobama looks at J-Bloat and asks why all the drama. J-Bloat explains to her that [...]

Last week was Part One of the Real Housewives of New York trip to St. Barths.  Everyone had a grrreat time, especially LuAnn.  Who knew cheating, I mean, chatting with a group of old Italian friends could feel so goooooood?  This week’s episode opens with an un-party at the cougar den.  Many people were invited, [...]

Quick! Stop the wagon so Captain Needy can climb back on!

Remember how exciting last week was? Well, this is Big Brother, so Expect the Unexpected, which is to say: Expect the Mundane. Oh god, tonight’s episode is so horribly predictable, as we continue on our slow, interminable march to Dan’s ultimate victory. These last few weeks of Big Brother are always the worst, and I [...]

Last week, the ladies were primping and preparing for the long-awaited trip to St. Barths.  Ramona launched her red wine, and Pleather had a couple of heated exchanges with cast mates.  Let’s see what the housewives are up to this week. The plane ride to St Barths triggers memories of the loss of Carole’s friends, [...]

The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

A Very Special Episode about bullying.

Gordon takes on a tacky, douchey, nightmare in San Diego.

So long!

Hi, guys! Let’s all be in a good mood, because Big Brother is VERY ENTERTAINING tonight, for the first time in what feels like years. Ever since the backstabbing of Janelle, the house has been more or less chaos, with no strong alliance sticking together, and I just love, love, love it. The veterans are [...]

Whoa, Black Patsy, (Bam-ba-lam).

It’s time to say goodbye to our favorite f****ed-up parents.  All problems will be resolved in a charming, mature, and loveable way.  Maci and Ryan will stop being immature and fighting about custody in front of Bentley.  Amber will stop popping pills and flying off the handle while Gary will go on a strict diet [...]

The Final Four work their final service.

Everyone needs to man up.

The Keating corners the market on tacky crap.

This week begins with J-Bloat telling us she is sleeping peacefully when she is “awoken” by the beautiful sound that she loves. That would be Christina and Rima fighting. J-Bloat tells us she didn’t have time to make popcorn but she runs outside to watch the fight she created. Awww, look they’re hugging. Andrea half [...]

Schizophrenic nonsense: this episode has it in spades.

Almost done!

The ladies head to St. Barths, so let the drama begin.  Carole deals with her discomfort of traveling in a small plane and Ramona’s screeching by putting on some headphones.  To deal with Ramona’s carrying on about getting the master suite, Carole gives in and lets Ramona take it.  Everyone wins when Sonja decides to [...]

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Love is in the air. Wait that’s gas

It’s over already?

A concerted effort.