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Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself and his profession. Let me quickly say that I am out of the country and I spent much of this episode “buffering” for copious amounts of time, to say the least. So whatever I missed, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 16th

Look out Wine Country, here comes the short bus!

Shit just got real.

Finale. Finally.

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, a lovely girl named Brianna celebrated her Quinceanera and Amanda got the (well-deserved) boot. Quite frankly, I thought it was a pretty anti-climactic episode. Ramsey did leave us hanging at the end of the episode however…would he boot another chef? Put someone on double secret chef probation? And now…the continuation [...]

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis decides she has talent, Lori comes back with a Toy Story face, and Terry starts the kids on fire.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 15th

Good Morning, Gasmii!  It’s probably not morning for whomever is reading this, but I consider morning the three hours after I wake up, so whether that’s 9am-12pm or 1pm-4pm, I “good morning” everyone I damn see.  The current time is 12:48pm, PST.  Fuck off, I work long nights.  Speaking of, guess who’s got a baby, [...]

Hola, Gasmii.  I hope all of you who did this one or more times (or adopted or welcomed children some other way) had a happy Sunday.  And FYI, I found a LOT of pictures more graphic than the one above showing labor and birth, so you’re welcome for not posting those.  Let’s get started on [...]

The question is answered.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 14th

  After such a huge scandal and revelations that the show was a giant pile of bull, TLC has brought back Breaking Amish.  We now have a tag Brave New World to add to that title, which apparently means that they’re just making this show the Jersey Shore for the Amish.  Next year, they’ll head [...]

This whole thing was pretty ingenious, Conrad. Well, you can’t say the season finale didn’t give us what we wanted – there was definitely something for everyone. Sure it was as convoluted as ever, but in the end (all things considered) it all made sense – and was pretty thrilling.  A whole hell of a [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 13th

America’s Next Drag SUPAH STAH!

Season 10 Reunion is upon us already! Did this season fly by for you like it did me? Man there is so much to cover in this one sad reunion that I’m not sure we ……..what? 3 reunions? Seriously?  As I was saying we have a three part reunion to hash out all our grievances. [...]

No act of charity goes unresented

Kim spent most of last week’s episode trying to learn the rules of football…stupidity on so many levels.  Rose, her grandmotherly psychic, showed that her crystal ball needs new spark plugs and an oil change after she predicted Kroy would be in the Super Bowl.  It wasn’t exactly a lingerie league team, but Kim learned [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for May 10th-12th

Getting closer…

ZAPPED!!!

SPRECHEN ZE DOUCHE?

Hope you all are recovering from Amber’s unjust dismissal last week. I’ve been so upset that this show was dead to me, until I remembered I have a recap to write.  Ryan starts off by welcoming the wise and professional judges, including a blonde Chaka Khan with plumber crack cleavage. He mentions that Mariah clearly [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 9th

Sucking Lemons

Finally a redhead that I don’t want to kill on the show.  “Tell me O’ Muse, from whatsoever source you may know them.” We’re in a house. Fk. It’s Juliette’s house and she’s staring at the cat scratches on her hand. She says to herself “I’m not going to a doctor for a cat scratch.” [...]

…total bitch.

These lovebirds are gettin’ hitched!

Time may change me. But I can’t trace time.

Oh yes… Well, it certainly seems like it has all been leading up to this, doesn’t it? The Revenge team somehow managed to have all of this make sense.  Maybe?  By the end of “Engagement” I felt like I was watching another chapter of the Dark Knight, but instead of Batman, we have Emily. Strap [...]

One of these four teams is about to be the winner of AR Season 22 and get one million smackeroos! And then Berry and I will have to quietly wait until season 23 starts so we can double our efforts name dropping the Ford Focus or Fusion so we are finally given one! But that’s [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 8th

Hola, Gasmii!  Last week on this show, the last stupid person was kicked off. Looks like the kid is fine now, except that his dad is still Gary Busey. The remaining contestants take stock and realize they each have a win under their belts this season and may have to finally bring their A games [...]

Okay, so it’s time for Dr. Douche to impart his wisdom on the ladies of Teen Mom 2 and make sure that MTV appears to have the best interest of the girls in their wallets mind. He quickly introduces Leah, Chelsea, Kailyn, and Jenelle and we get to see a video montage of the season. [...]

Goin’ to tha chapel!

***You guys have been asking for recaps of this show. Please welcome AngryNerdGirl to make it worth the wait!  Hi Gasmi!  AngryNerdGirl here, and I am so very excited to be recapping Scandal for you!  Previously: the entire series happened.  There are only 3 episodes left in Season 2, so let’s just say that Olivia [...]

This JUST happened.

The end.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday May 7th