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This week’s episode opens with Ramona inviting Carole and Aviva to lunch so that Ramona can discuss Heather dissing her by not inviting her to London.  Carole has a great suggestion that they hold a “talking intervention” since Heather is a big ole blabbermouth.  Do you guys see that elephant over there?   Meanwhile, LuAnn [...]

The leopard print calm before the storm…

Some advice for what the Jersey Shore Cast should do when the series ends

The most offal mystery box ever!

This show is completely ludicrous, I feel.

A sad, sad episode. No I’m totally kidding, it’s hilarious!

Spoons in June.

Thai Lady Gaga Flash Mob – It’s 2009 all over again!  Ah, Thailand. Where exotic spices flavor the air (or is that the Thai stick?), ladyboys populate the backrooms, and the coconut water flows like, well, water. And where comeuppance is a dish best served cold – or hot for that matter. Who the hell [...]

They’re baaaaaack…!

Last week on Teen Mom, Catelynn and Tyler have their 2nd year visit, Amber hopes to see Leah, Maci is annoying, and Farrah is still a nasty bitch. Catelynn and Tyler get their caps and gowns in and try them on.  Poor Catelynn still hasn’t changed her ‘do and it’s bigger than ever.  Bless her [...]

Sabotaging Heather’s homage to herself.

Two of the 426 unanswered questions are answered.

We haven’t been using our newly found hacking skillz enough, lately! To have such technology at our fingertips only to ignore it is a downright sin! We’re making up for lost time today, though. One of our tech guys just broke into Midget Joe’s iPhone and stole a few texts to Teresa. Turns out his [...]

  Paddy cake, paddy cake…  Well, it happened kids! Finally! And it almost didn’t happen (I’m looking at you, Nicole…)! SPOILER ALERT! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Jenna was retired in Thailand. God, Jenna made me tired. Do we really think she just got the bitch edit or was she really, you know, a [...]

Dear TLC, way to phone it in twice this season.

Drag queens take over Los Angeles to make it a prettier place. Good luck with that.

It’s fiesta time!

All righty, Gasmii!  It is our very first episode of the already drama-filled Glass House.  Be prepared, as there are many things by which to annoy you encased in this clever house of glass. First we meet Alex and Andrea.  Alex is a douchebag with way too many teeth.  He calls himself Alex “Prime Time [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

What is this–Barney’s Cuddly Purple Dinosaur Housewives?  The ladies are still playing nice, with the exception of LuAnn and Ramona in the park last week.  Even that ended with a handshake and no bloodshed, darn it.  The season preview promised mud slinging, screaming, and claws-out drama, so let’s hope these first three episodes are setting [...]

Gateway drugs.

Welcome to Real Housewives of New Jersey!  The first thing we hear is a jackhammer, and it’s accompanied by the Brown Smurf, resplendent in a wife beater.  He’s building a garage for all his equipment, including trailers.  But right now, “the backyard looks like a junkyard” Ter informs us cheerfully.  He regales her with images [...]

14 left!

This episode of Teen Mom has solidified Maci’s bitchiness.  Ryan and his family are supposed to have Bentley for a full week while they go on vacation, but Maci foils those plans by inviting herself and her gaggle of friends along for the ride.  Kyle doesn’t care if Maci goes there, because he’s busy going [...]

Oh, wow.

Hold onto your seats, Gasmii! We’ve got a house full of 14 annoying stereotypes on a show that seems to be a combination of Big Brother, Solitary 1.0/2.0/3.0, and The Jetsons.  I love Solitary and The Jetsons, but have never watched one episode of Big Brother.  Hopefully I can handle an entire season of this. [...]

TLC baits us with drama and fails to deliver yet again

It’s the return of the RuPaul show you forget is on!

OH MY.

These women have problems, and we’re here to point them out

Bastage is afraid of his mommy

White girls can’t dance. Neither can black transgendered boys.

The happiest, joyous-est, gotta have a double-wide to fit it all day has arrived–the finale of Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding!  The clock hasn’t been ticking away fast enough, but now it’s down to the wire with only an hour and a half until the ceremony begins.  While Kim is holed up in her [...]

Anger Management.

Last week Gary went home. Boo. We liked Gary. Unfortunately the actual weak link of the team (starts with a L and rhymes with LIZ!) had immunity, so it was Ciao to our funny, happy guy. We begin in Florence where the teams find their newest clue. The teams shall remain the same. Neither Jenna [...]

Move over, Mrs. “Jew-dee-chay/ice”, there’s a new In Touch reality star in town! I was just at the grocery store picking up my usual healthy fare of Cheddar & Sour Cream Lay’s and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Poptarts when I thought I made my greatest find of the day after seeing a package of break [...]

Two recaps for the low, low price of one!

It’s the first episode of the final season of Teen Mom vanilla, y’all. I don’t know about you, but I’m very interested to see how these kids cope with actual reality once the MTV paychecks stop coming in. The season kicks off with Maci making a bigger deal out of preschool than necessary. Bentley needs [...]

The final round of auditions wrap up. Wait, and there’s more?!?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the finale opens with only one hour left until the wedding begins.  The bridal party and groomsmen are assembling to walk down the aisle ahead of Kim, while the caterers are preparing the food and the DJ is setting up.  The guests are arriving and it won’t be long before Kim [...]