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 This week brings us more screwed up American colloquialisms and sleepy drama.  I warn you, if you haven’t watched this episode, it was incredibly boring up until the last 5 minutes. We start out with Renee, Nora, and Julie.  Hopefully, Julie isn’t wearing one of Renee’s tops she loaned Nora or else the shit’s gonna [...]

The Brown Smurf does disgusting things with a barrowful of wet stucco. This is sexier than doing disgusting things with Tre.

Will’s not a jerk. He just plays one on TV.

The chef’s favorite desserts end in tears…

Everyone’s a bully. And replaceable. Also, this shit is fake.

Sexuality week on the Glee Project

Another new character who you’ll forget about until season 4. Probably.

Twenty-seventh time’s the charm?

Duuude. Next time one of y’all says some stupid ass basketball cliche I’m gonna slam dunk your heads. That’ll be myyyyyyy funny little prank!

Tamra has tearless evil eyes.

The queens help three women be all that they can be….with glitter.

“Sister Wives Tell All…the things you already know.” is the end of that sentence.

The latest in blood-feuds!

Plus bonus ringers!

In Florida, Maci is sitting out on the balcony dressed up like Michael Jackson, spying on Ryan and Dalis.  Ryan and his friend Tyler are speculating as to why Maci decided to stowaway on their trip.  Apparently, Maci had texted Ryan and told him he’d have more fun with her down there than he would [...]

Hell’s Kitchen goes high fashion! Still!

Just let Big Daddy Aaron tell you what you need to know.

Fashion night finally happens.

With some coffee and Know Your Enemy playing in my head, let’s get going with this week’s episode.  Aviva and Carole are meeting Ramona for lunch, talking about their breakfast during their walk.  When Aviva says she has one hard-boiled egg every day, I picture her trekking off to Rich Wakile’s Jersey gas station for [...]

Return of the Bullies.

Bwahh! Why do I always pick the shows with a bajillion plot lines going on? Oh yes, I pick shows based on male nudity percentage, not ease-of-recap. Well, I certainly got enough man parts this week, so I guess all is forgiven. Anyway. Whew! There’s a lot of seemingly unrelated plot lines. How do these [...]

Technology hates me

The Real Housewives, in their own words

The queens make over some sheroes.

Last week on Loosely-Connected Women of Chicago, FACEBOOK UNFRIENDING became the Mob Wives Chicago THE CHRISTENING and Renee had a straight-up breakdown over the possible custody loss of her youngest daughter (which had me feeling bad for her until this episode). Leah and Christina meet up for coffee.  Christina tells Leah that she met up [...]

This week’s episode opens with Ramona inviting Carole and Aviva to lunch so that Ramona can discuss Heather dissing her by not inviting her to London.  Carole has a great suggestion that they hold a “talking intervention” since Heather is a big ole blabbermouth.  Do you guys see that elephant over there?   Meanwhile, LuAnn [...]

The leopard print calm before the storm…

Some advice for what the Jersey Shore Cast should do when the series ends

The most offal mystery box ever!

This show is completely ludicrous, I feel.

A sad, sad episode. No I’m totally kidding, it’s hilarious!

Spoons in June.

Thai Lady Gaga Flash Mob – It’s 2009 all over again!  Ah, Thailand. Where exotic spices flavor the air (or is that the Thai stick?), ladyboys populate the backrooms, and the coconut water flows like, well, water. And where comeuppance is a dish best served cold – or hot for that matter. Who the hell [...]

They’re baaaaaack…!

Last week on Teen Mom, Catelynn and Tyler have their 2nd year visit, Amber hopes to see Leah, Maci is annoying, and Farrah is still a nasty bitch. Catelynn and Tyler get their caps and gowns in and try them on.  Poor Catelynn still hasn’t changed her ‘do and it’s bigger than ever.  Bless her [...]

Sabotaging Heather’s homage to herself.

Two of the 426 unanswered questions are answered.

We haven’t been using our newly found hacking skillz enough, lately! To have such technology at our fingertips only to ignore it is a downright sin! We’re making up for lost time today, though. One of our tech guys just broke into Midget Joe’s iPhone and stole a few texts to Teresa. Turns out his [...]

  Paddy cake, paddy cake…  Well, it happened kids! Finally! And it almost didn’t happen (I’m looking at you, Nicole…)! SPOILER ALERT! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Jenna was retired in Thailand. God, Jenna made me tired. Do we really think she just got the bitch edit or was she really, you know, a [...]

Dear TLC, way to phone it in twice this season.