POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

Alexis won’t be intervened.

Love. Her. Ribollita! Ricotta (non)cheese! Bacci ball! Cat’s crazy backteased hair! You guessed it, Gasmii, we are in Italy! The reshuffled teams board the plane to Florence and are sent on the chase for the E.I. Zany stereotypical American tourist running around ensues.  American reality shows making the US of A proud for over a [...]

Last season’s reunion show was extremely caustic and catty.  The finger-pointing and screaming over each other were non-stop, making it nearly impossible to decipher what was being said.  It didn’t take a lip-reader or subtitles to understand the ladies could not continue down the path that they were on.  Alex, Jill, Cindy, and Kelly are [...]

Scallops are forever ruined in the season opener.

Reunited! And it feels so good.

Double the episodes, double the disappointment

Gordon is back, with a new season of Hell’s Kitchen! This time, he’s looking to staff his own place: Gordon Ramsay Steak, at The Paris in Vegas. And from the look of things, this season is packed with violent white trash! Yes! All sorts of drama is promised as we meet the newbies, who have [...]

With three new housewives replacing Alex, Jill, Kelly, and Cindy, the drama promises to be fresh and sparkly clean.  The premiere opens with LuAnn getting together for coffee with one of the new housewives, Aviva Drescher.  While discussing their lives, they discover that they both speak French fluently.  Get ready for subtitles this season as [...]

Shparkle lets Jack do the talking.

TV Chefs reach out to Dear TvGasm

Previously, on Duets: I cried when I realized this one person I respect immensely, Forget the stellar musicianship and charming personality, look at that BEAUTIFUL SKIN!!! these two people I appreciate for their talent, GIRL POWER! and this guy, I wonder if he really is “thicke”? who is still overcompensating for this: Canadian Dad of [...]

The wedding is only two days away, but Kim doesn’t think things are going as well as they should be.  Little K.J. listens as his mommy tells him that Kim’s mom is acting crazy, the wig isn’t cut, and Derek J. is somewhere in Atlanta wearing high heels.  She assures K.J. that guys do wear [...]

So long, farewell…

Recapping the trailer for RHONY before the premiere!

The only thing more painful than watching their day to day life is watching them sit on a couch and talk.

There’s only a couple of days left before the wedding and Kim still has several things left on her to-do list, including getting her wig cut.  It’s too bad Derek J. can’t just yank that thing off of her head and cut it any old way he pleases.  Higher on the agenda, though, is getting [...]

This is my favorite Moroccon Mix!  First of all, I owe EVERYONE an apology.  I misspoke concerning last week’s episode in the comments.  I called a commenter a bad word.  I am sorry for that.  We recappers work pretty hard to get these stories out to you and sometimes we take things a little too [...]

It’s a pretension intervention.

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

It’s his birthday and he’ll whine if he wants to!

Like Farrah, but way sadder and less bratty.

It’s Mia time!

We start this episode on a fanboat in the swamp. The girls don’t know it, but they’re meeting up with their guy and the guy’s dad. First up, Stephanie and John. Stephanie thinks John’s dad is the tour guide until she’s introduced. Next, we go to Danielle. She meets up with Corey and his dad. [...]

Something smells fishy… The jokes write themselves, folks!    Song starts at 1:20… Wow, I just used a reference to a Sondheim song for my recap of a cooking show on Bravo. Doesn’t get much gayer than that, kids. Sorry for the delay, you guys, but I made it before show day!  Hope you guys [...]

Just because they’re fictional characters doesn’t mean they couldn’t use some advice

Tyrion steps up, Joffrey steps inside, the Hound steps down, Cersei steps closer to crazy.

Happy Memorial Day!

Got a dream, Kroy!  Got a song!  Paint your baby momma and come along…as the wheels (and clothes) come off this tarted-up wagon.  The only thing left will be the fringed wig on top.  Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin in a musical isn’t as absurd as this show. OMG!  Clint, look!  No, don’t look!  Wait, [...]

What up, y’all?! I’m new here and I’m filling in for Luscious the next two weeks on Tough Love: NO. This week the girls have to meet the parents. Of course, these things can’t be done without some sort of monkey wrench. The swamp trip with the dads comes with crabbin’, crawfishin’, and river rat [...]

Ed Grimley’s family causes problems, and Eden lays down a new track.

Peace and Love.

Welcome back to the wedding planning that has dragged on longer than Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy.  This week’s episode opens with K.J. interacting with his mommy while she prepares his bath.  Someone really should check the basement for the nanny, because this is highly suspect. With less than a week before the big day, Alexis–Colin Cowie’s [...]

Cans are opened and worms are crawling every damn where, y’all!

Cat – where do you keep disappearing to? I’m now convinced that Bravo reads TVGasm. (Hi Andy!) My main complaint last week was that none of these people were very likable – and sure enough, this week I started liking a couple of them! (Hi Nicole! Hi Avery and her cute daughters! Hi Nick!) On [...]

Welcome back to the Guidice car, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The stench of pork and sweat practically permeates through the television screen. And the anger…oh my, the Brown Smurf is not in a very friendly mood at all. He has transitioned to full on hatred for everyone Teresa is related to. Or [...]

So here we are.  The finale.  This has been a season of ups and downs. Mostly downs as this was the season of the fairly blase.  But no need to wax poetic as I am sure Idol will do that for me since we have two hours to kill. Let’s do this… To start of [...]

Everyone’s secrets come flying out.

FYI, “THIRD” and “LAST” are not always the same thing.

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.

There is freedom within, there is freedom without…