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 Slade?! He doesn’t have insurance! The night begins with Vicki throwing her daughter under the bus and Alexis sitting in front of a short bus named Tamra. Vicki cries to Brooks about how horrible her children are even though she’s a perfect mother. Heather has a lunch date with another of her super successful actress [...]

This is…finally the finale. Not that I haven’t enjoyed this season but all I want, once a competition begins, is to know who the winner is.

  Real Housewives of New Jersey bruiser Caroline knows how to make her children feel loved. Well, her male children at least. To hear good ole mom tell it, her penisless offspring is a fat unlovable whiner who couldn’t get anyone other than her handsome-ish brother to take her to Junior Prom. Caroline Manzo has [...]

Eden continues her Sherman-like march to superstardom.

Having 1/4 a husband looks way too hard

Let’s face it. These chicks need help.

Eden displays the full range of her talent.

Little Audrey’s mommy, daddy and auntie have some issues.

This week on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, we start off in a car with Teresa and the Brown Smurf. Ter is of course driving his lazy ass. He is hard at work using every swear word imaginable to insult her family. Including her parents. Ultimately extending to his own parents. True to form, [...]

Uh-oh … our opening montage is a combo of Paul Simon’s Home with slo-mo videos of the Final Three performing in their hometowns.  I never realized how ugly all three of them look while singing until AI slowed down the footage for me.  Thanks for that!  Also, what’s with the pirate map they keep flashing [...]

I have no words that are not curses.

The End of the School Year Party vies for blood feud status.

Do we like any of these people?

You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of her wedding.  With only two weeks until the wedding, there’s still tons of stuff to tackle. Knowing  how to hook an audience, yet another episode opens with K.J.–the cutest baby on television.  Kim and K.J. are in the [...]

Another day, another briefing for our favorite baby, K.J.  With only two weeks left until the big day, momma is getting nervous while K.J. dreams of new ways to escape.  Maybe the blimp will crash into our home and I can fly away and live with turtles.   Kim meets up for lunch with her [...]

Trying to recap two season finales airing on the same night is insanity, Gasmi!  So, my apologies for the delay, but since we have THREE FREAKING HOURS of TV to discuss, I figured it was better to get the other recap out of the way first.  Hopefully you’ll feel that this one was worth the [...]

Joan Crawford: “these bitches are wack.”

  This  … is Episode THIRTY-SEVEN of Season 11?  Holy Shitballs!  This “reality” show needs to self-edit, although all the ad money from the extra episodes DOES pay J-Lo millions so she can dress like this. Blue Light Special in Ladies’ Sportswear This … opening reminds me vaguely of my two-photos-in-one third grade picture (and [...]

Grab those hankies and say goodbye to the Ladies of the Lane.

Alexis teaches her daughters what’s important.

Exactly how awful IS Phi Phi O’Hara?

  Just keep your mouth shut next time, Jenna After last week’s education in the finer points of English gastropub delights, the show classes things up significantly by traveling to Lyon, France to explore its particular type of cuisine. The two teams are tested on their knowledge of cheeses, wines, and the finer points of [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki worries about insurance, Slade charms Gretchen with a ring pop, and Tamra poops on dumb ass Alexis. Enjoy!  Check out more videos in the Videos section here at the gasm or subscribe to my vid page on YouTube!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm [...]

Gosh, you’d think Elizabeth was the virgin in the house!

It ain’t over yet, y’all!

The Browns get a Charlie Brown tree and Christine is a real Grinch

Series finale part one! Save your tears for part two, kids.

‘Twas a night of Killer Chaînés and Sob Stories. Also, the Samba makes you gay. Last week we sent home two losers, but this week there will only be one. We gotta stretch this out, you guys! WOAH! Well, maybe not! There’s no opening number! We get right to it.  I gotta say this show [...]

Labor can’t suck as much as these eps did.

True Love Conquers All. Or Does It?

Fight Club.

Not getting any easier.

We find out Eden’s illiterate, and some idiot casts her in a scripted show.

Dear TvGasm, They are picking on me because of my handjob show

Finale & Reunion Time!

The Poopy Plan

PottyMouth and Flipit join forces for the season finale! Join in!

Eden demonstrates more of her innate talent.

OK, you guys. Ready to go around the world? In 80 plates? Does that title make any sense whatsoever? Firstly, let’s discuss the ridiculous amount of cooking shows on the boob tube right now. Top Chef, Top Chef Masters, Iron Chef (original and America), Chopped, Food Network Star, Rachel Ray (all 10 of her shows), [...]

Survival of the Bitchiest.