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Eden works her particular brand of magic while her handlers snipe at each other.

When preachers take their cues from a 90′s Salt N’ Pepa track, the results are bound to be shocking!

Tastes like chicken. Wings that is.

  Prelude to a Finale – “It’s Called Improvising, Bitch!”   Oh RINGER. You low down, dirty dog. You cruel, cruel mistress. When we began this tryst, I thought you were fun, different. Yes, you were a drama queen, but you could also be silly and weren’t afraid to laugh at yourself. But then things [...]

Everyone is in limbo.

Heather’s throwing another “activity” party.

Jackie finally goes too far.

What you do when your butt is riddled with buckshot. Love the sinner, hate the sin.

Michael teaches us all how to be professional

Immunity or Food? Which would YOU choose?

Positively 4th Place.

“She totes Plaxico-ed herself.”-Fran&Barry #AmazingRace Recap #url#

I blame Wynonna.

Fight club

80s evil-clown-hard-rock and ballroom dancing.

Stormy weather.

Where did everybody go?

Cute dogs and bitches.

Tabs and Norma Desmond whip a B&B into shape.

A thousand monkeys with laptops finally wrote something.

Never had it. Never will.

The Fairview police make Chief Wiggum look like Sipowicz.

Two points of business before we launch into the details of “If You’re Just An Evil Bitch, Then Get Over It”. (HAHAHA!) #1 – Just realized Shaylene Briggs is the mother from Awkward. She is put to MUCH better use on that show and is still very very cute. #2 – Do you think this [...]

Miami Bitch.

Hard to say goodbye.

Beware jailbait, recent widowers, and baby brothers. Appendages might end up getting snipped off by garden tools.

Thanks for playing caption this!! I laughed my ass off reading these. To play, join us Monday on our facebook page. Love to ya. My shortstack brings the boys to the yard!- Kimberly If Nell Carter and Elton John had a baby.- Danielle Look! I got new dishwasher!- Pegster You may think this is a [...]

Truth hurts.

When life hands you lemons, make jam from them and smash the jar against the wall.

Equal parts Batman, booze and Looney Tunes.

The ladies are in a giving mood.

Fiesta time!!

I’m beginning to think we will never run out of skanks.

Hey, remember the last eight weeks?

Turning DILF’s to MILF’s.

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Toddlers and Tiaras is back! And man, was is a doozy. The boogar pick and wipe was my fave part of the show. Come on over to our facebook page and caption the below photo. Winner will appear in tomorrow’s Caption This! article. Thanks for playing!!  

Mother Knows Best!!

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Baby Jane runs a B and B.