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We all have our ups and downs…

Bethenny learns that other people than her mom make up shit about her.

Hell On Earth

Partial eclipse of the heart.

Daddies I’d like to frock!

The long-awaited season finale!

Howdy, Gasmii!  First up, I want to thank everyone who’s spent the season reading these recaps, and the folks who add great (and often hysterical) comments.  Special thanks for your support during my recent life-threatening (well, in my mind anyway) illness. Now on to the big announcement: I am thrilled to tell you that starting [...]

Anyone else tired of this guy??? Hello, dearest readers, and welcome to the very last Alcatraz recap of the season…or possibly forever! That’s just part of the show’s MYSTERY!! Monday night’s finale was a two-parter, and this recap will cover the second half (‘Tommy Mother F-in Madsen’) – if you’d like to check out the [...]

Stinky is as Stinky does.

The password is…over-identification.

… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.

Mark and Robin send thanks from their toasty living rooms.

LET’S KILL BRIDGET!  - Umm, ok??? Does anyone remember the movie Let’s Scare Jessica To Death? It came out in the 70’s, I do believe, and it was always on TV when I was growing up. It’s about a group of friends that turn on this girl and basically drive her crazy. Wow, that was [...]

You don’t get a second chance to make a first impression.

Doesn’t anyone plot straightforward murders in New York?

Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.

Ryan gets his pouch on

Sally’s plan doesn’t go horribly awry.

Could it be? Can we be rid of the Twattles for real???

And so, good night, until the next season airs.

These kids aren’t facing death. They are facing public humiliation, and while it feels like death, that is nowhere CLOSE to actual dying.

Welcome to the tea party!

Hey everyone! Fran here! Berry is here too, he just downed a gallon of milk, no one even dared him. He just did it. Maybe he’s having sympathy pregnancy hunger or it could be that he’s lacto-loading for this gripping episode of AR. BERRY, WIPE THAT MILK OUT OF YOUR BEARD, PHIL IS TALKING!! Phil: [...]

Life After Merge

Brooklyn Ho’s

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Tabs makes Princess Kim see the light.

Nip/Tuck.

The winner will shock you! Actually, no, it really won’t.

Hey Gasmii, As soon as I read about this show I immediately lobbied to recap it because it sounds AMAZING. I just hope it lives up to its trashtastic promise. (So far the jury is still out.) Christie and Joey Lynn are twentysomethings from Bay Ridge, Brooklyn who have been best friends since grade school. [...]

Strange emotions surface within!

Join the Wig Party.

Nora’s back. Yay! So is Suren. Not so yay.

Tabs gets Sir Francis Drake to grow a (tiny) pair.

The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.

One Meatball stands alone.

What the hell is this picture?  Just found it.  Is this Bridg in her strippin’ days? In any case, I love it.   We are now getting down to the wire in the saga of Bridget and Siobhan. “That Woman’s Never Been A Victim in Her Entire Life” is episode 18 of 22. Considering a [...]

Alone again, naturally.

Hail, hail, the gang’s all here!

Someone becomes the worst of the bad.