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Strange emotions surface within!

Join the Wig Party.

Nora’s back. Yay! So is Suren. Not so yay.

Tabs gets Sir Francis Drake to grow a (tiny) pair.

The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.

One Meatball stands alone.

What the hell is this picture?  Just found it.  Is this Bridg in her strippin’ days? In any case, I love it.   We are now getting down to the wire in the saga of Bridget and Siobhan. “That Woman’s Never Been A Victim in Her Entire Life” is episode 18 of 22. Considering a [...]

Alone again, naturally.

Hail, hail, the gang’s all here!

Someone becomes the worst of the bad.

Justice is served?

The abuse of nations continues.

The winner will SHOCK you.

The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)

Ready to find out who “A” is?

Snow’s gonna knock you out

Satan would be ashamed.

Ten people kill me slowly while singing Billy Joel songs.

Karma!

Hormones? Drugs? Drinking and carousing? Contraband cell phone? Unauthorized use of internet? What?!??!?

Tabs turns around a holistic wellness center owned by Sir Francis Drake.

Well, boat therapy.

It’s just a SLIGHT twist on that old tale… Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair…so that I can chop it off, string it on my violin bow, then violently drown you in the tub. It’s the stuff that dreams are made of, ladies. We are getting SO CLOSE to the season finale of Alcatraz, guys!! [...]

You guys know how much I hate Karen. But, CousinSuckUp? I can’t describe just how much I loathe her. Maybe it’s because she was never a part of the original crew. Maybe it’s because she winds Renee up in a way that even Karen never tried. Maybe it’s because she took her 11 year old [...]

Someone died last week. Commence requisite flashback episode.

That. Was. Awesome.

A teen heart-throb playing a teen heart-throb.

Two words: Bernadette Peters.

See why I call her ‘half-pint?’ Seriously…it’s amazing that her tiny hand can even wrap around that glass. Hey guys! Well, we’re winding down to the season finale of Alcatraz…or maybe I should say ‘winding UP,’ since it looks like the producers are starting to chuck some serious revelations our way. Last night’s episode – [...]

Breakin’ the law…breakin’ the law.

What’s Portuguese for “schadenfreude”?

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are officially mid-calves deep in this season! Give yourselves a pat on the back! Unless you suffer from chronic back pain like Berry, then just blow a kiss into a mirror or something. Last week was a non-elimination round so on the plus side Bopper & Barfer have another chance to [...]

You-know-who finally goes home! Hint: it’s not Voldemort.

Time to reshuffle the deck

Someone goes home. Is it who you thought it was?

That’s a wrap!

Sally scares me.

More plots! More questions! No answers!

      The chickens are coming home to roost – finally! So the big question this week is: Is Hubs really the demonic psycho the show has portrayed him to be over the last 2 weeks? Or has the lighting department just been upset with him? OR is Ioan off his meds? Lets find [...]

Warts and all.