POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

Laziest finale in Project Runway HIIIISTORRRRYYYY!

Vicki’s busted.

Renard and Hank-Dre go all Gollum on everyone and Nick finds out he’s Frodo

Seems like an odd choice of ball marker, but to each his own. He’s totally gonna sink that putt, by the way. Heeeeeeeeey Gasmii! All ready to sit down with a warm cup of cocoa, curl up by the fire, and immerse yourself in a heartwarming tale of murder and brainwashing? And would you please [...]

TJ gets all Jeff Probst and calls out CT and Diem on their boneheaded Dome choice.

Hey race fans! Fran in the house! Don’t worry, Berry’s here too. Baby update: We just got back from a doctor visit to see how the little franberry is doing. They said they can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl yet because apparently my amniotic fluid is not so much fluid as it [...]

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

In which someone sexy dies and I want to kick Marc Cherry’s ass.

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

No more “One World”

The Twins are at it again. Nothing.

Tabs tries her best to improve a dog day care/grooming business but sadly doesn’t succeed.

Shane is not this type of criminal.

Reading is fundamental.

Moons over My Hammy.

Double your pleasure in this blood bath.

Ivy is NOT having a good week.

FOX’s newest sitcom, Doc B and the Ward. Hiya gang! Last night we were finally treated to the episode of Alcatraz which had been pre-empted by that NASCAR race two weeks ago – ‘Clarence Montgomery.’ Thankfully, the re-ordering of the past few episodes didn’t affect the show’s overall continuity at all. I thought ‘Clarence Montgomery’ [...]

That was awesome!

Eat it, eat it, eat it…oooowww!

Even porn stars choke on their balls

The only thing better than a baby is a kitten.

Thoughts…

Emily brings some “theatrical fun” from a more backward century.

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

NO, GODDAMN IT!! YOU WERE IN THE LAST EPISODE, GO AWAY!!! Seriously. That face is going to haunt my nightmares for days to come. For those of you who are catching up, them there’s the Ames brothers, who we covered in the first of two recaps this week – you can read it here if [...]

Greetings Gasmii!  Apple Pie here, standing in for Potty Mouth this week.  I apologize for the tardy recap, and I apologize in advance for my bitterness and cynicism toward this show; I haven’t watched it on a regular basis since Emma was still Sheriff McHottiePants’s deputy. Welcome to another episode of ABC’s new iteration of [...]

Just when you think you know what is going on, humans get involved.

    Ringer – You’re Way Too Pretty To Go To Jail Paris – Siobhan is in the hotel room – she’s rubbing her tum-tum, while wearing ANOTHER black and white mime outfit. Is ANYONE else seeing this???  ANYONE??? And she’s got a side pony, a bolo tie, and a SHEER. Duh! Typical knocked up, [...]

Makin’ pretty people ugly and young people old.

Everyone makes tough choices, but Henry’s screwed.

Baby in peril…OH NOES!

Flesh-icious Moments

Poorly played, MTV. Nobody cares anymore.

Previously on Project Runway All Stars, even a fashion show in the dark couldn’t stop the fug,… You can fight a ninja, but you can’t fight homely. …a Cheeto fart from Chunk couldn’t bring Austin Scarlett O’Scare down,…. Smells like success! And the crafts services table! …and dumping glow in the dark paint all over [...]

Bum-Puzzled is just another word for Dumbass

A beauty school gets turnaround, Tabs has a new beau, and curmudgeonly Mr. P shows his soft side. Sorta.

Emily mixes up “innocent” and “ignorant.”

Willam’s boat is pretty.

The top 13 perform. Sorta.