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The winners for the week of May 6th!

Easy Peezy Lemon Squeezy

Two in one elimination episode

This is going to be pictureless. Which I completely understand will mean that a lot less people will read it… but I can give you a ton of excuses, or you can just assume that anything excuse I give would probably be a lie. The truth is that I’m a specially trained FBI analyst and [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday May 6th

Jordan and Nia are sexually frustrated: brought to you by Subway

Last week, Kim and Kroy celebrated their first anniversary Biermann-style, recreating their wedding at the venue of the dance competition where Kim first saw Kroy’s ass.  For Kim, that’s super sentimental, y’all. The most important question that needs answering about any celebration with Kim is:  What about the gifts?  Kim sure does love her gifts.  [...]

It’s like deja vu all over again.

This peasant ain’t pleasant!

We return for the results show after an episode that made everyone question their worldview: Is Randy Jackson not the prolific wizard of vast musical knowledge that we’ve always thought? Could a guest mentor be a better judge than an actual resting-on-his-laurels-for-over-10-years judge? Yes and yes, but I still think Harry Connick Jr. is kind of a [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for May 3rd-5th

Make some noise for your Top Four! Wait – Top Four?  Oh, that’s right. Last week was an effing joke and nobody went home.   But Babyface (or someone who looks exactly like Babyface) is in the audience, so that makes up for last week’s disappointment. Glad I can see you again, Kenny (get it?). [...]

For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lydia’s mom disables a clerk, Jim doesn’t want Alexis doing what Jesus did, and Brooks returns!  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m also doing weekly BS of [...]

The bitches are getting spooky.

Double Elimination!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday May 2nd

Amazing Race you are almost over! I can’t bear it! Project Runway is done and when AR is finished Berry and I will have NOTHING LEFT!! We will just have to spend our days thinking about our baby or something and our baby does NOT form catty imaginary alliances with other teams of babies, BORING! [...]

Early morning, April 4… well, you know the rest.

Rejoice! The end is nigh!

My dignity was here just a second ago

Great band!  Best Coast – “Fear of My Identity” Well, the creator and show runner for Revenge was fired this past week.  Mike Kelley is outta here!  This can be looked at in a few different ways.  He was the show so it sucks he was let go…but the show has gone downhill…but he knows [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday May 1st

Hola, Gasmii.  Sorry I didn’t ‘cap last week.  I was too busy moving to a suburb of this mega-city: Big City of Dreams from a suburb of this mega-city: Big City of (Kim Jong-Un’s) Nightmares A 13-hour time change coupled with a 14-hour flight completely did me in (but yay for being home in ‘Merica!).  So I missed [...]

Everyone’s a victim this week.

It’s the finale… so we have to start with flashbacks from the entire season. It’s fun to see Jenelle spiral. It’s boring to see Kailyn’s world. It’s laughable to see Chelsea waste another year of her life and accomplish nothing. It’s disgusting to see Leah make everything about her. Speaking of which, Leah’s mom and [...]

Following in the footsteps of Nick and Jessica!

The Final Countdown!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 30th

“The demon came home, and he declared that the air was not clear. I smell the flesh of man.” Open with lady taking pics of hot and steamy rocks… make that a video… or she’s talking to herself as she describes the volcanic rocks… she uses a lot of rock words that I don’t understand, [...]

This picture is hilarious and sums up her relationship with Daniel perfectly. Considering how much of an identity crisis Revenge has had this season, it is appropriate that the show finally addressed “Identity”.  Now that the Initiative is no longer the focus, let’s hope the show reclaims its former, more Revenge-filled identity. The Falcon was [...]

Hi there Gasmi, do you like celebrities? Of course you do, you’re an American.  Unless of course you’re not an American, in which case you probably do better on math tests, but struggle when it comes to eating unhealthy amount of deep fried food. Don’t feel bad, not everyone can eat 30 corn dogs in [...]

It’s Halloween and the witches are stirring their pots, but instead of eye of newt and frog farts they are adding a pinch of shade and a handful of dust! Mariah and Toya keep on keeping on with their respective versions of the cat-fight of the century, and yet tonight’s episode is all about the poochies.  Those [...]

Sadly, also with 98% less interesting stuff going on…

The winners!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 29th

Please make it stop.

Down to the wire….

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 26th -28th

  The one redeeming quality of this show is that I get to see someone’s heart shatter into a million pieces on live television when they learn that the most they have to look forward to is a three-minute song on a results show next season. Tonight, there were no redeeming qualities. Except maybe seeing [...]

It’s time to party at the Biermann home.  Kim and Kroy have been married for one year and this is a perfect opportunity to spend lots and lots more cash.  There’s even a baby named Kash. Last week, Bravo treated us to two lovely episodes to catch up on Kim’s life since Don’t Be Tardy [...]