POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

Tabs does her best, but H Design owner Brian is beyond help.

A father’s fight to save his daughter, stalled by…budget cuts

Is there a quick fix for crazy?

Everyone’s tortured.

This JUST happened.

Joltin’ Joe’s not gonna go away. Hey, hey, hey.

***We caught this show and couldn’t pass up the chance to give it the gasm treatment. Please welcome your newest recapper, BusRyder, with Swamp People! Welcome to the Swamp!!!! Hello Everyone!! I’m BusRyder and this is my very first recap EVER.  So please bear with me as I figure this thing out. I must admit [...]

Chad’s professional.

Where Did All The Pretty Movie Stars Go?

Salon Bridgette (it’s French!) gets turned around by Tabs.

The Charming/David divide continues to grow

Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.

Lizards and orchids and spiders oh my!

More questions, never answers.

Some stuff happens then…hello, stranger!

Some people have ‘em, some ARE them, others? BOTH

Negative Nellies.

Only three episodes left!

More irrefutable proof that Jonathan Nolan reads my recaps.

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

Everyone’s life is going to hell.

We pick back up from last week in Catalina with the alcohol-driven histrionics.  Vicki and Brooks are sitting in a restaurant while Tamra is bawling to Eddie outside that she can’t stand it when he touches Vicki. “She’s so gorgeous, I just know you’re going to leave me for her any second!” Yeah, someone can’t [...]

Better late than never!

Let me say upfront that this is a long-ass ep (AI is the best at dragging shit out, followed closely by The Biggest Loser), so the recap is going to look a lot like those boring books in the Bible that are mostly just a list of names.  Sorry.  Let’s get started. Welcome to The [...]

  Hello Ringii of the TVGasm – I owe you an apology for the loss of last week’s episode. I was traveling and I couldn’t get the time to cover the brilliance that was “It’s Easy To Cry, When There’s This Much Cash Involved” in the way it deserved. Or…? Anyway thank you for your [...]

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

Something blows up and Susan makes more poor decisions.

Go back to the bridge you crawled out from under.

Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.

Scut Farkus is lucky he didn’t go to school with this week’s baddie. Hellooooooooo, Gasmii! Hopefully you’ve watched this week’s episode of Alcatraz and therefore understand the above reference…if not, let’s just say this episode was a dark extended version of an ‘It Gets Better’ video. As in, don’t worry about being bullied, because one [...]

Translated: “Jenelle is a g*ddamn Care Bear,” FYI.

Tabs confronts the host of issues in Salon Bridgette, including a do-nothing owner, a spoiled brat daughter and unmotivated staff.

Beavers and nuts and taints, oh my!

Gun shy

Bishop’s back!

Cast for her impressive ability to lie utterly still, just like Clooney’s wife in The Descendants. Seriously…wouldn’t you be bummed to find out you’d been cast as George Clooney’s wife, and then you spend the entire film lying in a hospital bed with your eyes closed, not uttering a single word? At least Parminder Nagra [...]

Everyone went to Vegas for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.

Party City showgirls

Sniveling won’t fix a thing.