POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

Sniff…

I dunno, I just can’t see Jenelle in the midst of a screaming, cursing fight with Barb, storming out of the house all, “I’M GOING TO YOGA!”

There are fights. And a facial. A facial.

Big Mess in Texas

You’re a good man, Lionel Fusco.

Love at the Jersey Shore

KA-BLOOEY!!! Happy Valentine’s week, Gasmii! What’s that? You don’t celebrate Valentine’s for seven days straight?!? What’s WRONG with you?!? JK, I don’t even celebrate the stupid occasion for more than five minutes, myself. I woke up on Tuesday, briefly murmured ‘Happy Valentine’s Day, I guess,’ to my husband, and then promptly forgot all about it. [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back to Top Chef Canada! That’s right, we’ve left Texas behind, knocked its dust from our boots, traded in the summertime heat for the blast chiller of a snowy mountaintop in British Columbia, which is actually neither British nor Colombian… and where they have a serious aversion to vowels Look at all [...]

A series of unfortunate events

Trashbags filled with things we don’t understand

Someone bites it!

Chocolate, flowers, and being a boozy whore. Yup. It’s Valentine’s Day, all right.

I say drown the bitch.

The exes seem to be getting along, except the ones who fall on each other’s heads.

Puerto Rico feels bad.

Costume drama.

Gordon Ramsay: Marriage Counselor

Makin’ some horror movie magic!

The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

Don’t go getting too attached to THIS handsome fella… Yes indeed, it’s yet another True Blood alumnus…you may remember the gentleman above as Eggs, Tara’s ill-fated beau – this dude just can’t catch a break. Get it? Eggs, break – nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. (sorry) Well, Gasmii – if you’re anything like me, you’ve been hoping [...]

Love is the drug

The Callback

Go cry, Emo Abe.

Make dat money.

No ep this week! Cry into your chocolates.

Time for the Grammys!  I had an awesome nap during the show, but managed to stay awake for who & wear… The hair? Oh, my boyfriend and I were just playing around and he stuck my finger in an electric socket.  Relationship’s going great, thanks for asking! Fell over the edge of glory and currently in [...]

Previously on Grimm! That’s right, we’ve got enough plot threads in play to get a “Previously on Grimm” reminder at the start of this episode. To jog our collective memories, we’re reminded of the fact that a refrigerator repair-beaver wigged out when he found out that Nick is a Grimm: We’re also reminded that this [...]

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Everyone wins Worst in Show

Never work with kids.

The truth, much like a punch to the crotch, hurts.

SSDD

They say the neon lights are bright…

Is it stunt casting if no one knows who the kid is?

The new girl may actually have money.

Tabs turns a shop selling spoiled yogurt into a coffeehouse.

JC Penny Boring vs. Boring Boring

Hi, Gasmii!  I’m so excited that I get to recap the best part of AI … Hollywood Week!  We’ve been promised blood, tears, an angry mom rushing somewhere from backstage (presumably to kick Randy in the nads) and someone falling off the stage.  Bring the pain, Twink!  Actually, what I discover after watching this hour [...]

Never trust rich, blond twins.

Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Oh My!