POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

Never trust rich, blond twins.

Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Oh My!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Jill and art of ass-kissing.

Knees are busted, teeth are chipped, big holes are dug in the sand.

Not like THAT, dirty-bird. Sheesh. Hiya, Gasmii! Are you all ready to dive into episode 5 of Alcatraz? Do you have a snack handy? Did you go to the bathroom already? ‘Cuz I am NOT turning this car around once we get started. This week, we were treated to a bit more back story on [...]

I had a good feeling about this episode going in. SMG appeared on both Watch What Happens Live and Live With Kelly to promote the show, so I was pretty sure that it would be an improvement over last week’s nonstarter. Thank God I was right. The show opens with Bridg strolling through the lobby [...]

… I don’t get this title at all

Ru gets ready to RUUUUMBLLLLE!

Tabs visits a so-called yogurt shop and transforms it into a cafe.

Hell hath no fury, like a bunch of drunken skanks.

Brooke is back and Jill talks smack.

Beware ANY bicyclist who rides like he’s hiding a boner!

It’s like “Hostel”…if “Hostel” were rated PG-13

People are strange.

Badonkadonk

Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).

- This week’s Quick n’ Dirty Video is all Superbowl, baby! Since I know nothing about football, I figured I would do this one honestly. Gay guys watch the Superbowl too. We just giggle and have boxed wine while we do it. Enjoy!

Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.

Bully for me! Hello everyone. I’d like to throw in a belated thank you to PennyDreadful for the shout-out last week. I’m sorry – I did not see it sooner! But I think that everyone should go right now and read the Tabatha recaps. I’ll wait. Okay. Now back to OUR warm and fuzzy show. The [...]

Finch has met his match.

Who has 2 thumbs and hates Maya? This recapper.

The naked episode. Naked models, that is, not contestants.

There’s a mouse on a quest to rid the world of a-holes!

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

Shout out and a huge thank you to readers sardini and snowshoecat, whose comments convinced me to watch the first season of this glorious trainwreck of a show. Because if I hadn’t watched it, I never would have seen this happen: This is going to be my go-to happy thought for months. Here’s a quick [...]

Bridget gets banged

How the Man Got in the Mirror

Reese wants a normal life.

Stealing clothes off pasty poor people

Bad decisions are made.

In which one cast member reminds us why these people don’t have real jobs.

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.

It’s court day, and Jenelle seriously looks like a Vegas stripper on a day off. Big hair, white sort of dressy sweatpants, and a white vee-neck Victoria’s Secret PINK shirt. Stay classy, kids in America.

  One word, people.  Only one word could describe the thrill, the intrigue, the drama, the subtle humor that filled the return episode of RINGER.  Only one word could accurately sum up how grateful I was to see the show back.  Only one word could symbolize all that is great and good about RINGER.  I [...]

The shade! The shade of it all!

Kim makes a mess of everyone’s life, meets a medium and makes me hate her more.

I’m kind of a bitch! Wow, Gasmii, that was kind of an intense episode. At first I couldn’t decide if I liked Lesley* because she called Christi out and spoke her mind or if I thought she was just kind of an asshole. By the end of the hour I was leaning towards the latter. [...]