POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

Reese wants a normal life.

Stealing clothes off pasty poor people

Bad decisions are made.

In which one cast member reminds us why these people don’t have real jobs.

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.

It’s court day, and Jenelle seriously looks like a Vegas stripper on a day off. Big hair, white sort of dressy sweatpants, and a white vee-neck Victoria’s Secret PINK shirt. Stay classy, kids in America.

  One word, people.  Only one word could describe the thrill, the intrigue, the drama, the subtle humor that filled the return episode of RINGER.  Only one word could accurately sum up how grateful I was to see the show back.  Only one word could symbolize all that is great and good about RINGER.  I [...]

The shade! The shade of it all!

Kim makes a mess of everyone’s life, meets a medium and makes me hate her more.

I’m kind of a bitch! Wow, Gasmii, that was kind of an intense episode. At first I couldn’t decide if I liked Lesley* because she called Christi out and spoke her mind or if I thought she was just kind of an asshole. By the end of the hour I was leaning towards the latter. [...]

Forget feeding poor people, these bitches need weaves!

Tabs goes to Georgia to bring a salon up to date.

Newt wants the moon and Ron Paul wants a can with a string.

Gordon tries to make us care about his past exploits.

Hey, it’s Alexander Skarsgard with a terrible haircut! Ok, it’s not, we only wish. Hey-howdy-hey, Gasmii! Did you tune in for Alcatraz last night? Or were you too busy watching The Bachelor (aka Floppy-Haired Simpleton Dates Whiny Bitches)? Trust me, guys – TiVo that shit and get your ass over to the island, cuz this [...]

Temptation is a beast…duh.

They’re on a mission from God.

A kinda disgusting reunion.

Face Off season 2 begins! Remember? That makeup artist show? Sigh.

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

Monday, January 30th The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Courtney suggests Ben go skinny dipping with her. And the remaining desperados who didn’t think of it first clutch their pearls and bunch their panties. House (Fox, 8 pm) House threatens Foreman’s relationship with a married woman (Yaya DaCosta). Yaya. Someone named their kid Yaya. I’m not [...]

A big ugly dude from Hank’s past is out for revenge!

I have to assume that jumping into the water without any kind of surfactant would just make them wet and sticky. But I’ve never swum in the Dominican Republic. Maybe their water is special. Or maybe these people are just really, really slippery.

This week’s episode includes 2 bonus angst montages.

Good afternoon, everyone. Just wanted to thank y’all for giving me such a warm welcome to the ‘Gasm. I’ve been having so much fun so far. Although I have had a couple of dreams about Jabby Lee and that can’t be a good thing. Anyway, we have a trashtastic episode this week, so let’s get [...]

This week on the Jersey Shore…. Danny is sick and tired of the housemates dicking off at work, and with Vinny and Mike gone he says that he’s going to find them new roommates. Our Guidos/Guidettes become very territorial and insular upon hearing this, except for Pauly D., who’s glass-half-full disposition recognizes an exciting opportunity [...]

I do not want your slut muffins, Bree Van de Kamp!

Friday, January 27 20/20 (ABC, 9 pm) When a woman tries to divorce her husband, TV producer Richard Shenkman, he reacts with a violent rampage that includes stalking, burning a house to the ground, and kidnapping his estranged wife at gunpoint. I think there’s still some love there. Does this ticket say “slap some raw [...]

The final Quick n’ Dirty of the season!

When Snow’s lost she can look and she will find James…..

Fat-ass pre-teens!

Jobless Grayson takes on Daddy Tom over some chicken-salad!

A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!

  I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think about it. Aspen is small. Aspen is expensive. Aspen is a destination town, not the hub of Colorado. Sounds perfect! I blame Randy. I blame Randy for everything To justify the Aspen location, we [...]

It’s Deliverance meets Law and Order SVU!

Brooding isn’t as sexy as monsters think.

We don’t call him Randelicious for nothing, babe. He’s hot, and he knows that all Chelsea’s moping will not unfuck this situation.

Beyond Salon is turned around, and in the process two employees get the ole’ heave-ho.

Honey is surprisingly slippery.