POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

Thursday, Dec. 22 The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer (CNN, 4 pm) Traditional reporting and online resources update international news. “Online sources” = Wikileaks. Big Shrimpin’ (Discovery 7 pm) Barbara blocks in the Hannah at the dock; Miss Ashleigh gets a head start on fishing; Roundhead runs into trouble when a leaky bag shows negligence [...]

This one’s gonna be a little on the rushed side, because for one, the episode was kind of boring and for two, it’s Tamale Day.  Nothing says ‘Christmas In Tucson’ like a white half-Jewish girl making the tamales!  Happy Hanukkah, from your favorite honorary chola, La Shy Girl (as named by Juana Chingaso) aka Sunni Sideup [...]

Monisa does the Tootsie Roll.

We learn exciting and exclusive info about the cast. Or MTV takes an entire hour for meaningless drivel. It’s a tossup.

I shudder through yet another insect-filled recap.

For our one night of free gifts and heart warming love, we must sacrifice a few humans.

The cast gathers for a warm, heartfelt hug-a-thon. Or not.

Time to get wasted on tequila and have a meltdown!

The group participate in two charity events, and then everyone leaves.

A White People Party gone wrong.

Baseball Wives are less self-aware than actual baseballs

Monday, Dec. 19 Who’s Still Standing (NBC, 8 pm) High-stakes game show that gives contestants a chance to win up to $1 million … or they may fall through a trap door. Are there sharks with lasers under the trap doors? Bubbling acid? Poison-smeared iron spikes? C’mon NBC, it’s trivia. You gotta give me something! [...]

A missing girl needs a shave and a haircut…TWO BITS!

Reese rethinks saving Carter’s life last week.

Rats vs. Richies vs. Ravers

This might be payback for all the praying. Juss sayin’.

Season 2 Episode 2 of Teen Mom 2 is really just four film shorts that should be expanded into Lifetime: Moment of Truth movies. And it’s called ‘Curveball,’ but I maintain that it should be called ‘Moment of Truth.’ Every single one of them cried in this episode, there was maternal disappointment and growth, and [...]

Saturday, Dec. 17th Star Trek Next Generation (BBC America, 6 pm) Before entering Starfleet Academy, Wesley accompanies Picard on a mission that jeopardizes the captain’s life. Shut up, Wesley. CNN Newsroom (CNN, 7 pm) Breaking news. All of it bad. Fox Report (Fox News Channel, 7 pm) Analysis and interpretation of the day’s lead stories. [...]

Hello from the Big Apple, y’all!! I was all ready to write my recap for Revenge, when – lo and behold – I discover they ain’t showin’ that shit again until January! The next episode is call “Duress” and should be way cool, but ’til then you will have to make do with my fascinating [...]

Vivien gives birth and Ben sees the light

Tonight we bitterly learn what the expression “No good deed goes unpunished,” really means. We also learn once and for all that Carter is more of a menace than Elias, patchouli-wearing hippies on a bus and crabs combined. Before that, Reese stops by the library and after snooping around and finding an embarrassing photo of [...]

Friday, Dec. 16th Bama Glama (Food Network 8 pm) A ballerina-themed wedding gets out of control when Scot takes it over the top. She was expecting Swan Lake. He gave her Black Swan. There was just a teensy bit of pre-wedding hysterics. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 8 pm) Ty and the team head to [...]

Things are heating up!

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]

Charity events, an argument, more endless blathering, and finally people say goodbye.

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, Chore is vindicated and leaves for LA.

Exsqueeze ME? Exsqueeze YOU!

It’s Tequila night on Top Chef, and that means bringing out your not-so-inner big fat bitch!

Thursday, Dec. 15th Seinfeld (TBS, 7 pm) Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez. You bought Seinfeld on DVD? Why? It’s on TBS more often than Miley Cyrus smokes up! Community (NBC 8 pm) Abed decides he and the group must rediscover the meaning of Christmas when he awakes in stop-motion animation; [...]

Chantel aims for revenge and strikes out

Boys And Battle Raps

Episode 2, Season 2 of Teen Mom 2 was really just four Moment of Truth film shorts that really should be turned into Lifetime movies.  And the movie could center around a plucky aging blogger played by Tiffani Amber Theisson, whom I have always said would play me in the movie if the plane carrying [...]

Raver rats and pigs who are actually pigs

Christmas was weird in the 60s.

Wednesday, Dec. 14th Ghost Hunters (SYFY, 7 pm) The crew investigates a town overrun by paranormal events. And yet, they manage to catch exactly nothing on film. The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie O’Donnell’s big return to television comes in the form of “The Rosie Show” for Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network. No, I don’t [...]

To the lost.

Hey Gasmii, Flipit and I have been MIA all morning because we were interviewing Drita and Renee from Mob Wives!!! The interview will be posted later this week, but for now here’s a pic:

Pimps his holiday line – for AIDS!

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, and Chore leaves to seek fame and fortune.

Whose Vegas sucks more?