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Asian Invasion

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 5th-7th

Two queens enter, one queen remains!

 ”Wonder if Cee Lo makes more than I do?”   It’s been a long hard week of excluding Lazaro from group activities save for the occasional cruel practical joke where he’s the target (you know you’d do the same), but the finalists are ready to roll for Rock Week.  That’s right – Rock. No ballads, [...]

Okay, since we have two hours, I’m going to have to keep things short. But it’s so hard with so much crap going on… I will have the second episode tomorrow… and I haven’t watched it yet… so don’t ruin it for me. (It’s all I have going on tomorrow.) Jenelle and Gary are madly [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday April 4th

Balut. It’s What’s For Dinner.

Sometimes you just gotta say WTF.

Hmm, Trailer Park yahoos, Satan and Nicolas Cage?Yes Please!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday April 3rd

“Then he seized his left foot with both hands in such a fury that he split in two.” Opening scene is an old copy of Alice in Wonderland being opened and the title page being ripped out. Then we’re at a launch party for Black Forest 2. A lot of young people are dancing while [...]

Now THIS is the 80′s It is Halloween in the Hamptons (which sounds like an ABC Family TV movie doesn’t it? Jennie Garth, call your agent! I want 10%!). We know this because Declan is carving a pumpkin! That’s why they keep him around, guys – holiday decorating. Six weeks have passed and we are [...]

It’s like coming home…

Hola, Gasmii!  Thanks so much for all of your comments every week!  I love reading them. This episode was only an hour, strangely.  I don’t live in the U.S. right now, so I didn’t watch this live and can only assume that the network halved The Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday because he needed to talk [...]

¡Escándalo!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 2nd

Let the games begin! I am still processing this episode.  It was definitely one of the soap-iest episodes of the show (a Masquerade Ball – yes please!), but it also one of its strangest episodes.  Did anyone find the whole thing very dark?  Fitting perhaps for the Halloween-themed episode and definitely appropriate for the Masquerade [...]

Phillip’s Special. Just not in the way he thinks he is.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 1st

  The show opens with the contestants standing in two straight lines as Ryan goes into some bunk about how the contestants all “come from different backgrounds.” Yeah, they come from all different backgrounds besides the white male kind of background. Way to pat yourselves on the back for your behind-the-scenes race and gender orchestration [...]

Lifetime is not even trying anymore.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for March 29th-31st

What Wood August Do?

Sugar Pie Honey Pile of Steaming Crap Cake. Great news – it’s Detroit Night! Coneys and urban prairie for everybody! Smokey Robinson is in the building, looking younger and fresher than Mariah Carey on her 43rd birthday. Vitamin C serum, people. I’ve been saying it for days (since I saw it on Dr. Oz). I [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 28th

Phillip’s Phantasy World

Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her before and after. Kieffer texted that he was on his way back, and Gary says he better stay away. Jenelle might still be on her “pain medication”. Gary had these two white boxes of something [...]

I’m back bitches! As you may have noticed, my ass was MIA last week. But as luck would have it PlathAddict stepped in and took control of these ho’s and I am eternally grateful to her, although a little afraid I could be hit by a bus tomorrow and as long as she took over [...]

Yawn.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 27th

“Torture” from the Jackson’s album VICTORY  On my Dream Board, I have the basics. 1) A house in the Hills (hidden from traffic, but still with an amazing view). 2) A job (in addition to TVGasm of course) that pays me the BIG bucks. 3) The true love (or true-ish). 4) The car (ok, anything [...]

Starting Over

Last time, on The Celebrity Apprentice, LaToya Jackson made one of the two dumbest decisions of her life when she didn’t bring Omarosa back to the boardroom. Buying this nose was the other dumbest decision. In case anyone couldn’t figure this out, Gary’s feelings are hurt about being thrown under the bus AGAIN for being, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 26th

The winners!!!

RED SHAAAAAAAAAARPIE! This was quite a gratifying episode.  There were so many wonderful aspects of tonight’s episode!   The pen!  - The foster mother takedown! – Jack continuing to be a (somewhat subdued) badass! -  The Mason Treadwell of it all!  Didn’t I just bring him up last week? Was a great show – what [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday March 25th

This quote is from The Book of Doppelgangers… and from what I can gather, the book has nothing to do with the storyline in this week’s episode. A cool old car pulls up to a church. Inside the car, the driver seems to be having a headache. He walks into a group meeting where a [...]

A stutter and some tears = reality show Kryptonite. As challenging as it is to take an elderly gentleman dressed like the football team captain in a porno seriously, I appreciate Jimmy Iovine’s criticism of the judges’ lack of criticism. He thinks they go too easy on these people who couldn’t even hack it on [...]

The sheriff returns. I wish his shirt had stayed behind.