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Fat people are slow.

Matt Marr rips on Toddlers and Tiaras some more.

I had very high expectations for last night’s episode of True Blood, so I had no one to blame but myself for any feelings of disappointment that I may have experienced. That’s not to say it wasn’t a fine episode. It had its moments. But it wasn’t the creepy, action-packed thrill ride I thought it [...]

Interview

Teresa is a freak, everyone is spoiled, and there’s a birthday!

A double recap leading up to the final three

Whatever you do, don’t shut down.

Who doesn’t love a slushie in the face?

Evan is large, but is he in charge?

The ladies are back for one final (albeit stretched out) battle around the block.

A fresh season of craycray begins!

And Gaga and some other people watch.

Let’s add some Spencer fuel to the Daddy-Issues Fire.

Dicklet’s plans come to a whining halt.

Basketball makes infants go far away.

It’s a nice, old-fashioned clustercuss in Hell’s Kitchen this week!

Some dreams are coming true – and others are turning into a nightmare!

The big finale is finally here! Prego and Meno and Psycho – oh my!

We lose two more dancers. Is this season over yet?

Love games

Gasmii shout-outs!

All-Stars add spice and everything nice

Flipit and Nads are joined by Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi to dish the Housewives finale.

Some are lovers, some are fighters, and I’m not sure what the hell some are doing here.

The all-female teams make me ashamed of my vag…AGAIN!

Hey guys! Welcome to the brief summary of season 4, episode 2. Let’s get to it… The week starts with Walt. He can’t let go what happened to Victor last week, and he’s terrified for his own life. We find him in a dingy hotel room meeting with a shady-looking gun dealer, the person you [...]

Christmas comes, Jesus cries, and Juicy has giant tits.

A “luxurious” comp is held

We watch trailers for Same Name, Most Eligible Dallas, Mad Fashion and Jersey Shore

Rock Star Divas and Dolls

Sparks fly as Jabby and the moms go head to head on costuming choices.

Chooch tries to quit

A very fishy situation!

Ben, a reminder: Women have fingernails and feet. Watch your mouth.

Ashley goes on four home dates and gives one guy the boot after charming his family.

The first level of Hell is upon us…

Daddy issues are the new black.

Don’t Let the Door Hit You…

Guns, rapes, lesbians and a celebrity you don’t care about.

Divas in drag and harpies in heat.