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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 15th

Soldier on, Sissies!

    Welcome back, fellow person who still watches American Idol.   So how does one go from the Top 3 to the Bottom 2 in one week? The performances weren’t any more cringe-worthy than they’ve been in the past. If the producers were indeed ballot-stuffing yesterday, I can’t say I blame them. The show [...]

Patriotic Booty.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 12th-14th

Hello peeps. It’s been 2 weeks since the last episode so lets jump (tee hee) back in! We left off with Rocky and Bluto arriving home only to find some greased up skanks angrily awaiting them. Nancy starts yelling at Rocky, “Is you laughing at me behind my back?” Rocky denies it but Nancy starts [...]

  Welcome back, glitter fairies and unicorns and other things found in Ryan Seacrest’s underpants. This week, the Idol producers responded to the resounding criticism on the internet that all they play is Old Ass Music™ by deeming tonight Burt Bacharach Night. Before we dive into those groovy feel-good tunes, we have to revisit the [...]

Mean Muggin’ is my new favorite thing to say, do, and rap about! Javi is taking his Air Force entrance exam and Kailyn calls and leaves him a good luck message. She tosses in “your family is counting on you” for a little extra incentive. An hour later he calls Kailyn and tells her that [...]

Love, Survivor Style

For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis teaches a baby stuff, Vicki looks for facial compliments, and we meet the giant toothed new girl.  Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday April 11th

We need a fainting couch STAT!

I really liked this episode. Hopefully my recap will live up to it, because it’s one where it may have been more interesting to watch, than it will be to read about. We start “Six Months Ago” and a husband and wife are getting ready for a formal evening out, but the husband is screaming [...]

pleasenearest please welcome your newest Recapper, Elvisgrr!!  Episode 2:  Docs with Docks Before we start, I must admit this one had completely slipped by me. Married to Medicine? How is that possible? Oh, okay, tonight’s episode is called “Mistress of Medicine”. This I get…I once had a brief fling with Oxycontin  so I can dig it. [...]

It’s not a democracy, it’s a dance-ocracy.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday April 10th

Yay for one-hour episodes — all of the flavor, none of filler.  Is it weird that we didn’t see Lisa personally hand over the $400,000+ check to St. Jude’s reps this ep? Meanwhile, in the Hurt Feelings Trump Suite, no one is whining about themselves while waiting to see which Team Power members return from [...]

It’s Makeover Time!

For more episodes, just keep it playing! Just another day of bulls**t: Selena Gomez’ love for Justin Bieber is killing her slowly, Ray J wrote a song about getting to Kim’s ass before Kanye, and Paula Abdul gets some vindication.   For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out [...]

This JUST happened.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 9th

Pleaselettherebebarfing… pleaselettherebebarking… PLEASElet therebebarfing!

The winners!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 8th

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

Okay, sorry about that… I totally suck… but here’s Hour 2… And it doesn’t disappoint. (Full disclosure: I may not have proofed this very well and while I am anti-spousal abuse, I do NOT feel bad for Jenelle.) Leah is moved into her new house with her new husband. Megan stops over to watch her [...]

  As you can see from the photo above, the dress code the producers issued to the judges was “Evening Gowns or Ratty T-Shirts from Urban Outfitters.” Nicki, always the rebel,  refused to comply. I hope they make her smell Laz’s pits for punishment. The Top 7 perform “Somebody To Love” by Queen. Sounds like [...]

Asian Invasion

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 5th-7th

Two queens enter, one queen remains!

 ”Wonder if Cee Lo makes more than I do?”   It’s been a long hard week of excluding Lazaro from group activities save for the occasional cruel practical joke where he’s the target (you know you’d do the same), but the finalists are ready to roll for Rock Week.  That’s right – Rock. No ballads, [...]

Okay, since we have two hours, I’m going to have to keep things short. But it’s so hard with so much crap going on… I will have the second episode tomorrow… and I haven’t watched it yet… so don’t ruin it for me. (It’s all I have going on tomorrow.) Jenelle and Gary are madly [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday April 4th

Balut. It’s What’s For Dinner.

Sometimes you just gotta say WTF.

Hmm, Trailer Park yahoos, Satan and Nicolas Cage?Yes Please!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday April 3rd

“Then he seized his left foot with both hands in such a fury that he split in two.” Opening scene is an old copy of Alice in Wonderland being opened and the title page being ripped out. Then we’re at a launch party for Black Forest 2. A lot of young people are dancing while [...]

Now THIS is the 80′s It is Halloween in the Hamptons (which sounds like an ABC Family TV movie doesn’t it? Jennie Garth, call your agent! I want 10%!). We know this because Declan is carving a pumpkin! That’s why they keep him around, guys – holiday decorating. Six weeks have passed and we are [...]

It’s like coming home…