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Rehab is back!

Minicap of Masterchef Mystery Box #2

Bentley’s back and the boys are bummed about it.

Rage. Blinding White Hot Rage.

Interview with a pageant vampire.

Someone’s about to start singing for their supper.

In this episode of Bridezillas, we have a bull elephant marrying a longhaired hyena. It’s becoming increasingly difficult to find what’s unique in each terrible person they cast, because they all run in the same vein of terrible. But the South has no shortage of awful hags who want to get married, so the show [...]

If I wasn’t going to hell before, I’ve absolutely got a one-way ticket now. With every snarky recap I write for Celebrity Rehab Season 5, I will be earning myself more HELL points. Every word will bring me one step closer to fiery damnation, but who else is going to poke fun at the disease [...]

Juicy vibrates, Jacqui blows, and Teresa shoots. And I want to black it all out.

Singing and dancing and crimping, oh my!

NBC purées every possible dating and survival-based reality show together and ends up with baby food.

A new Challenge is upon us!

End of shift drinks

Dogs, cats, angry Southwest pilots, and dammit why is Rocco so cute and terrible?

Hey Gasmii, we meet some new kids this week and overall they were pretty good kids, we did have an odd bird with one who has a rockin’ religious mother.  And you know how I love it when people thank God and Jesus for making things happen for pageant girls.  Ironically, this happens to be [...]

One of my favorite stars ever comes and she is so lovely! Oh the show? Who cares about that?

I don’t like the outcome of this.

The only thing more mysterious than this episode is the meat.

How do you shut this thing off?

No really, we’re done.

The sadistic a-holes at Bravo make everyone write raps

The girls return from their trip to discover that Sonja is bankrupt!

True love found in the parking lot of a check-cashing store.

That’s one hour I can’t get back.

Minicap of the first day in the MasterChef kitchen

Showdown!

SQUEEEEE

Another episode, another bitchy bride. It seems there is no shortage of crazed women who are on a warpath to the altar. This time on Bridezillas, tensions mount as yet another lady runs into obstacle after obstacle on her journey to the altar. All these women want to do is get married, “why it gotta [...]

See ya!

The top twenty get paired off and perform for your votes

Caroline gets a job, Teresa loses her ass, and Kathy starts global warming.

The second time around is not a charm.

I am so hungry now!

Cassie’s audition

“Made it 16 & Pregnant! Teen Mom, here I come!”

Breezing through Friday with People Mag. It’s Friday. Did I say that?

Our first FIVEgasm!

Not much happens, but we get to see Melissa’s hairy stomach so YAY!

12 tickets to paradise! Ashley and the boys go to Thailand.

Finale!