POSTS TAGGED: tvgasm

Hello Gasmii! The premier of Toddlers & Tiaras does not disappoint – except a couple of mothers! This episode focused on our frenemies Makenzie and Eden Wood and how they are EXPLODING onto the Hollywood scene. Well, not really, they just both got trips to Hollywood to be on Entertainment Tonight. No wonder Mary Hart [...]

The final day of auditions.

Season premiere, bitches.

Bringing up stuff you don’t care about one last time!

Marrying off your gross kids, beheading your enemies, blood magick, & expensive whores!

Grab your slushies, put your Team Brittana shirts on, cuz it’s time for the GleePro!

A villian is born…or hatched..or spawned…

The writers take a roadtrip

The Top Twenty are revealed and dance in their own styles.

Is this still on?

Need your input!

We’re back for the last installment of everyone’s favorite trilogy: “Spar Wars: Return of the Bitchi”!

Last Bad Girl Standing.

Bridezillas begins!

Don’t quit your day job, honey…

Bridezillas. Both the show and the actual phenomenon are something I’ve never seen but have heard plenty of stories about. Tonight marks the first night I have ever watched Bridezillas and the WE channel. Join me as I pop my cherry for some high quality lady programming. It seems as if all the brides are [...]

The perfect show for adult ADHD.

I am still in Texas visiting my parents, and last night they were playing canasta in the same room I was watching Real Housewives of New Jersey. It wasn’t the most exciting episode in the world, and they couldn’t understand why I was dying laughing. Teresa’s bathroom? Melissa’s texting terrible lyrics to some musically inclined [...]

Hi!  I’m covering for SexyPanda this week for Food Network Star and am thrilled to be part of a double elimination week!  Read no further if you don’t want spoilers…Full recap will be up in a day or two. First challenge, presented by big head Giada was for the contestants to create a pizza and [...]

Deep philosophical questions; matching eyeshow; younger men.

Or pack your knives and go!

Housewives, Platinum Hit, Million Dollar Decorators, and cutting.

It’s over! Well, kinda.

At long last, Gasmii, at long last.  The only thing that could make me feel better about Hughnibrow’s railroading would be an immediate Naomi elimination the following week, and it was delivered!  Just like my eyes and ears from having to endure her further! The Quickfire Challenge was blind cooking pairings, which, while as ultimately [...]

Jill and Rammy finally have it out! One guess for who says, “I’M DONE!!!”

There’s love in the air tonight.

A new champion is about to be crowned. Will the tween plague prevail?

Which little piggie will go home?

Yes, I will continue putting up sexy pics of Drogo even when he’s incidental to the plot! What’s it to you?

Woah, I said I liked turkey neck. Not suicide.

Sir BitchyPants returns. Again. Jakob and Katee make a run for it.

The top two crews battle, if you can call it that

SLC & Brooklyn in da Theater!

The return of the Wars!

Pointless experiments. Pfft.

It’s not a reality show ‘til someone hooks up.

Paris is back…for some reason.

If you like it, then you should have put a Ring Pop on it.

Polo and paparazzi.

Yea.. I can’t think of a clever title this week. I’m tired okay?