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Two freaking hours!

No urban hangers!!!!! Ryan kicks off the show, accompanied by ear-splitting decibels of teen shrieks.  I feel like I’m at a Michael Jackson concert in Belarus in 1989. Except it’s really a Bon Jovi concert in 2013. Again, I’m completely out of touch with what the young folk are into (or “digging with a shovel”, as I imagine they like to [...]

Uber Megan is back and she’s brought along some of her friends. We will meet them throughout the recap. Uber Megan is the all-being, all-knowing Teen Mom Mascot. Jenelle is glad to be off probation and hasn’t seen her mom or Jace in a while. She and Kieffer are at home and Kieffer is drinking [...]

Reading Ru to filth.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for March 15th-17th

A fresh spin on the tale of the Miller’s Daughter

Tom Cruise tugs on the joystick (not in a dirty way)

MAJOR MELTDOWN

 She’s late, she’s late, for a very important show nobody watches anymore.   Our Top 10 has had a week off to play with their snap bracelets or listen to rap music or do whatever it is teenagers do in their free time nowadays. I sure know what ol’ Cotton Mouth Arthur’s been up to [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Justin Bieber’s hamster’s dead! I suspect audio induced suicide. Also, Lance Armstrong comes back to LA, Rodman heads to Rome, and Gwyneth abuses her kids with lack of fun.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 14th

And…..we’re back. This season is flying by. Ok we start off with Bluto confronting Paula about last nights events. At first Paula tries to keep control of the situation but it becomes clear pretty fast that Bluto has turned a corner and is standing up to her. Bluto tells her that unless she apologizes it [...]

Not the real trailer – but you guys know Ms.VanCamp is the new female lead in Captain America 2, right?  We knew her when… Much has been made of how REVENGE has gone off the rails this season – has lost the thread, forgotten the purpose, abandoned the raison d’etre, for cryin’ out loud! And [...]

So who besides me has missed this poor excuse of an actress? It’s been a while, so if you have forgotten where we are, please scan over some of the past few recaps. Basically, Juliette is a snore but Renard loves her. Hank is finally in on the secret. Rosalee is sitting vigil with her dying [...]

Hey Race Fans! Fran here! Back from the nondescript Midwest and ready to take the plunge into this big bad season of AR. Lil’ C and I returned last night to find Berry face down in a Pillsbury pie tin. Who recaps Hoarders? Because they can come over here for some hands on experience. I’ll [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 13th

Hi, all!  Welcome back to reality show purgatory.  Since Episode 1, I have found out why Latoya Jackson is doing this show (thanks, tvgasm on Facebook, or I would not have known).  I also have to give mad props to the stonily beautiful Ivanka, who was wise enough to take a page out of her mom’s [...]

Get out your liberry cards!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 12th

Just another day of bulls**t: Are you guys ready for an Oprah sex scene? Yeah, me neither. At least there’s a Kim Kardashian story to brighten the day!! Also, Stephen Baldwin skipped out on a tax bill, Demi Moore wants allowance, and a Mob Wives stars sells her boobs.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Eye’m in misery

Jack was definitely having some mood swings this episode, hmm? Didn’t it seem like there was a lot of metaphorical/symbolic business going on in “Retribution”?  A cleaning house of a lot of the nonsense that had taken over the show this season?  Emily says (paraphrasing): “I can’t believe I let it get this far out [...]

Mill Street Bistro conclusion.

No ho is safe with Kim on the kase!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday March 11th

I am still filling in for SnoopK8, but she will be back next week to tackle the two-hour special. I know I was slow in writing this, but my daughter and her boyfriend were home from college for the week, so I got to play Spring Break with them. This week Abby takes fashion tips [...]

Jason Statham has tons of empathy, and head nearly big enough to land a lunar module on.

We’ll make a brighter day, just you and me. But not Coco.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for March 8th-10th

We begin with Jenn arriving home first to tell Stephanie what happened and what’s about to happen. Suddenly you see Rocky come flying into the house like a bat out of hell, up the stairs to her room to change and then out to the hallway where Jenn is. They square off, shove each other [...]

The Dust Bowl

Who’s on first? What’s on second? I don’t know. Third base. But these ladies have all gone a lot further than third base. On first in Kailyn, and I will say that her story line is a total snooze-fest. It’s painful to watch her interact with a random Megan to talk about seeing Slo Jo [...]

RUFIO! RUFIO!   We’re back in Vegas for the Guys Semi Final Round. Yes, this is a rather effeminate bunch, but that’s why I love them so. Those Phillip Phillips/Kris Allen/Lee DeWyze types can eat a fart, as far as I’m concerned. Here we go!  Elijah Liu sings “Stay” by Rihanna – Close your eyes, [...]

Mamma Mia, here we go again…..

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 7th

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold to take over American Idol, TripleThick!! Since there are 500 hours of Idol a week until the top ten or whatever, we’ve asked TT to just give us her quick impressions of each singer! Full recaps will start with regular performance shows!    Ryan greets us at [...]

Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble sponsored by Ford Focus, The Amazing Race. Right now Fran is out of town because she had a death in the family. Some second cousin got his ding dong stuck in a leaf blower [...]

Voir les femmes stupides.

Resistance was futile.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 6th