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I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

Just another day of bulls**t: Nasty ass Ke$ha is telling some nasty ass story about drinking her own pee, Beyonce talked to Blue as she came out of her pillow womb, and Don Johnson is apparently still walking the Earth, God bless his heart. Also, Deena from Jersey Shore got mad when a lookalike flashed [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday February 14th

It’s time for the Teen Mom 2 cast to check in with Dr. Drew. As if they weren’t screwing up their lives enough on their own, now they have Dr. Drew around to give them even more stupid advice. Hey Dr. Douche, How’s that Celeb Rehab show working out? We quickly start in a montage [...]

Go Sally! I don’t know if I could have been happier with this week’s episode.  Sorry guys, but I felt the last episode dragged so badly and was so pointless, I was getting a little sad about the state of our REVENGE.  But just like life, things actually happen when you least expect it.  And [...]

Good morning Gasmii, First of all, a hearty congratulations to Westminster Best in Show winner Banana Joe. He has the best name ever. Even a guy named Banana Joe thinks these bitches are crazy On to business. I don’t even know what to say about this week’s episode. I feel like this show is devolving [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor runs off with a married man and leaves her brat behind, Kim unveils her new Jack in the Box nose, and everyone yells at Brandi more. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday February 13th

 Dr. Drew is back to instill some wisdom in the ladies, and gents, from Teen Mom 2. Chelsea and Adam had unprotected sex as recently as a week ago. GED. Adam. Randy. Bad. Spray. Tan. Dr. Drew 0 – Teen Mom 1 Jenelle’s up next. Her two front teeth look like gerbil teeth. Ke$ha. Weed. [...]

The secret word is…box.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday February 12th

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Twitch told Kyle that if she thought Twitch had three lips, then it might be KYLE who was drunk, Now who’s crazy? Fred Flinstone called Brandi a bitch in public and acted like a caveman and made us all laugh inside that he got dumped by his [...]

 Puppy!  And pre-pubescent matrimony! Well thank God, that happened.  All of it.  Actual plot movement – as in the storylines actually progressing!  Before the two week break, I have to admit this show just about did me in.  I felt like everyone was talking in circles and nothing was happening, but “Union” went a long [...]

  (Hi there Gasmi, well it’s that time of the year, and love is in the air. No wait, that’s gas. I’m blaming the dog for that. Or I would be if I had a dog. Anyway today we are going to take a look at a few celebrity relationships, because I we have to [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday February 11th

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We are at the Season Finale of Cheer Perfection. I can’t believe the 8 weeks are already over. The Youth Silver Team is practicing for the competition in Columbus, Ohio next week. If they make it in the top three, they will get a bid for U.S. Finals. No one thinks the team is ready. [...]

Don’t sing Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars can barely sing Bruno Mars.

We made it to the end… of Season 3. Sadly, some of the ladies should be back on 16 and Pregnant. Let’s dive right in… Jeremy is still out of town, making his way home for the weekend, when Leah decides it’s best for her to call him while he’s driving to tell him that [...]

Coco will read you to filth.

Don’t cross the streams!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for February 8th-10th

Hello my lovies. It’s that time of week again. Drag the trash to the end of my driveway, vacuum up all the dust elephants, oh and write about the craptastic wonderousnous that is Bad Girls Club! Let’s get right to it. Nikki was drunk as hell and so shocked by Shannon’s giant nipples that she [...]

It’s virtually impossible to do a minicap for over 3 hours of Teen Mom 2. So I have decided to just keep working on the full recap of all 3 hours.  Be patient with me and I will do my best to finish up soon.  GED results, paternity test results, IUD stories, and a video [...]

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

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Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday February 7th

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away talking trash about Adrienne Maloof’s a-hole chef being sued for defamation, Vanderpump Rules’ terrible trashy horrid addictiveness, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s circular yapping. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell [...]

Much ado about nothing.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday February 6th

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how lemons can bitter up a lacking personality, and Adrienne finally shows her (hideous construction zone of a) face in public. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, [...]

I saw a commercial today for the upcoming Nashville episode. YUM! Deacon looks incredibly f-ckable.Remember what I said about Gunnar’s brother looking a bit WP prag material? Check it: Oui ou Non?  So we open to something I cringed through – Juliette and Rayna performing Wrong Song to in some McStadium. Rayna’s pretty much taking [...]

(This week on Dear TvGasm  everyone’s favorite non-threatening first boy crush for people who are too old for One Direction, Justin Beiber is dealing with the growing pains of being a an aging teen pop star,  and in a completely fictitious way reaches out to Dear TvGasm for some of that wonderful non-asked for advice.)   Dear [...]

This JUST happened.

Detox has had enough. OFFICIALLY!

Just another day of bulls**t: Amanda Bynes dodges an eviction, Chris Brown threatens to get violent with Frank Ocean, and Khole Kardashian is a (shocker) hypocrite.   Also, Paula Deen has a cruise for people almost in heaven, Lil Wayne needs a dentist, and white people feel left out of the Superbowl or something.  For more [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday February 5th

Gordon delivers a wake-up call to Beaver, PA!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday February 4th

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…