POSTS TAGGED: TVGasm recap

This is…me back in front of my computer writing about American Idol. So all five of you might have noticed (might) that I have been MIA for the last two weeks.  I had something come up that couldn’t be helped and since no one likes AI I had no sub.  SORRY! I did, however, keep [...]

Topics in not okay reproduction: incest and post-birth abortion.

Mama got a mixer.

Art in the streets (lady in the bed?)

Art in the streets

Work of Art is back!

Next All American Douchebag

Previously on the Amazing Race: Osama Bin Laden was eliminated. Still in the game is: White Daddy Issues Globetrotters Fake Trotters Team Edward Team Peepants The episode begins with Phil in front of a restaurant, telling us nothing. Zev & Justin leave first. Into the unknown. They have to sign in to get to the [...]

‘Naked wasted’ is sooooo 2008.

Russians and “diet cookies”

Bettin’ big with bimbos

Matin’ with Manzos

It’s all lost. The weight.

Lying!

Fat bastards.

Eatin’ cake and goin’ home

Doin’ it nature-style.

Child’s Play

I’m audi ideas.

Boy oh boy, how can we ever recover from the mess that Shauna hath brought upon us last week? It’s like no one will ever find love again! What is a millionaire to do?! Oh, stop, they just need to call Patti Stanger and, BAM, success. Right? Right. Bring it on, Millionaire Matchmaker.

This week, on Launch My Line, we’re down to the final four. We’re constantly reminded that the finale is next. The designers make clothes. Then they get judged. Folks, it really doesn’t get more interesting than that. My apologies. Also, I’m bleeding profusely from the bullet I’m taking for you. (Enjoy!)

She’s baaaaaaaack! Pecker!!! Oh, I’m sorry. Hi! Welcome to the third season of Millionaire Matchmaker, where weirdos with too much money and not enough sense get set up on micromanaged dates with models and pharmaceutical sales reps (or gay men)! Sure, the occasional normal person slips in, but that makes boring TV. Bring on the [...]

Happy holidays, Gasmii! Did you all have a lovely holiday? I had to work Christmas Eve morn, which was only made tolerable by the cash bonus and free catered breakfast I received for showing up. The rest of the long weekend was the usual holiday frenzy where I gained ten pounds and held back a [...]

Welcome back, all! I see you all loved (or loved to hate) the first episode of Bravo’s latest adventure. I know many of you were sad to see Dan JuJitsu go, but them’s the breaks in the fashion merchandising reality show biz. (By the way, even if it’s not pronounced “karate”, I think it’s a [...]

What happens when you cross people who just barely want to be fashion designers because they’re bored Type A people who like to start hobbies and never finish them with people who ARE fashion designers already who apparently don’t have enough work even though they’re reported to be dressing big name doofuses? What do you [...]