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Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself and his profession. Let me quickly say that I am out of the country and I spent much of this episode “buffering” for copious amounts of time, to say the least. So whatever I missed, [...]

America’s Next Drag SUPAH STAH!

One of these four teams is about to be the winner of AR Season 22 and get one million smackeroos! And then Berry and I will have to quietly wait until season 23 starts so we can double our efforts name dropping the Ford Focus or Fusion so we are finally given one! But that’s [...]

Okay, so it’s time for Dr. Douche to impart his wisdom on the ladies of Teen Mom 2 and make sure that MTV appears to have the best interest of the girls in their wallets mind. He quickly introduces Leah, Chelsea, Kailyn, and Jenelle and we get to see a video montage of the season. [...]

The end.

It’s like deja vu all over again.

Amazing Race you are almost over! I can’t bear it! Project Runway is done and when AR is finished Berry and I will have NOTHING LEFT!! We will just have to spend our days thinking about our baby or something and our baby does NOT form catty imaginary alliances with other teams of babies, BORING! [...]

Hola, Gasmii.  Sorry I didn’t ‘cap last week.  I was too busy moving to a suburb of this mega-city: Big City of Dreams from a suburb of this mega-city: Big City of (Kim Jong-Un’s) Nightmares A 13-hour time change coupled with a 14-hour flight completely did me in (but yay for being home in ‘Merica!).  So I missed [...]

It’s the finale… so we have to start with flashbacks from the entire season. It’s fun to see Jenelle spiral. It’s boring to see Kailyn’s world. It’s laughable to see Chelsea waste another year of her life and accomplish nothing. It’s disgusting to see Leah make everything about her. Speaking of which, Leah’s mom and [...]

The Final Countdown!

Hola folks, and welcome back to another extremely late recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  I could give you a dozen good excuses, but the fact is that I cannot seem to get caught up and I take full blame for it.  Also, I’ve had a hard time finishing this recap because just a stream of cursewords kept flowing from [...]

Sadly, also with 98% less interesting stuff going on…

Down to the wire….

Here’s a short list of the things the Teen Mom 2 ladies are stressed out about this week: 1. Jenelle – Rent2. Jenelle – Drugs3. Kieffer – Drugs4. Chelsea – Renting a bouncy castle5. Leah – One load of laundry6. Kailyn – Telling Slo Jo she’s getting married and moving (I didn’t say they weren’t [...]

RIght now Sherri would sleep with you for a meatball…

This season is flying by isn’t it?! Wow, Berry and I thought for sure we’d get some of these kittens adopted by the time this season was over but it’s just happening so fast! Now this litter has about three litters of their own going! These guys are still in it: Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) [...]

This is the beginning of…the record you like? WTF?

It’s Halloween time in the land of scary bible-thumping.

If you can’t beat ‘em…whine!

Well, it was a fun-filled week in Teen Mom current events. Farrah managed to literally whore herself out. Gary Head went to jail. Jenelle saved Jace’s life. And Leah managed to stay married.  But that’s the real world… let’s go back a few months to see the MTV version of the real world a little [...]

Good day fellow race fans! Fran & Big B comin’ attcha with this weeks recap! Who do we got left? Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) CMT (Caroline & Jennifer) Internet (Joey & Meghan) Mullet (Chuck & Wynona) Jammer Moms (Mona & Beth) Psycho (Max & Katie) What are we doing this leg? Hanging with Phil at [...]

Everyone prays about everything, and I pray for Lifetime to film more interesting people.

Final Four!

Soldier on, Sissies!

Mean Muggin’ is my new favorite thing to say, do, and rap about! Javi is taking his Air Force entrance exam and Kailyn calls and leaves him a good luck message. She tosses in “your family is counting on you” for a little extra incentive. An hour later he calls Kailyn and tells her that [...]

Turning water into whine is more like it…

It’s Makeover Time!

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

Okay, sorry about that… I totally suck… but here’s Hour 2… And it doesn’t disappoint. (Full disclosure: I may not have proofed this very well and while I am anti-spousal abuse, I do NOT feel bad for Jenelle.) Leah is moved into her new house with her new husband. Megan stops over to watch her [...]

Two queens enter, one queen remains!

Okay, since we have two hours, I’m going to have to keep things short. But it’s so hard with so much crap going on… I will have the second episode tomorrow… and I haven’t watched it yet… so don’t ruin it for me. (It’s all I have going on tomorrow.) Jenelle and Gary are madly [...]

Kenya’s coming out, everyone’s walking out

¡Escándalo!

Kolby starts to scare the crap outta me, Taylor tries to convince her dad she should date, and Olivia hangs out with an old “friend.”

Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her before and after. Kieffer texted that he was on his way back, and Gary says he better stay away. Jenelle might still be on her “pain medication”. Gary had these two white boxes of something [...]

A shocking secret is revealed, only it’s not that shocking and everyone cries and I just don’t understand.

Can’t we just put her out of our misery?

I’m going to start out with a list of things that I liked and hated about the show: 1. Leah’s mascara – Hate. 2. Leah’s nails and their constant change from scene to scene – Hate. 3. Kailyn’s subtle mascara – Love. 4. Kailyn’s natural nails – Love. 5. Chelsea’s hair, clothes, shoes, voice – [...]

Can you smell me?

“The Bachelor” – post-apocalypse Hello, friends, and welcome to another day in the apocalypse! Last week the writers recycled the same bits of dialogue and plot points for the better part of an hour. I’m not sure if the writers think we’ve all got zombie parts for brains, but I came to terms with the [...]