POSTS TAGGED: recaps

Somebody breaks up. Here’s a hint- you want them to.

A fight for a spot on the Fall schedule begins.

How can a “between battles” episode still be SO AWESOME?!

SOMEONE gets engaged, and not in her invisible jet. Think MUCH classier…

Plus: deism and agnosticisim in the lives of lapsed Catholics!

Strap-ons and gaybo drama. Do NOT miss.

Boob glasses are all the rage on this week’s Real L Word.

Let’s go to spin class.

Live feed updates continue.

Throw on your life jackets and grab your sea-sickness pills.

Tommy Gavin REALLY should have read Paul Reiser’s “Couplehood”

Tommy starts to reconsider the whole being-a-selfish-asshole thing.

Trong plays with junk.

Finale Time!

Semifinals Results: Miley Virus spreads.

Home and Garden, look out!

This week on Survivor, we take a journey through the armpit of humanity.

You really CAN find anything online.

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: That’s right, kids – the Wisteria Lane bitches are back! Well, except for Katherine, who I guess actually did go to Paris with her lesbian lova, Robin. Well, good luck on your new show, Dana Delany! And Julie Benz, good luck on your . . . on your . . . [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show…We discover people are voting in record numbers, presumably to keep the donkey show that is Shitler on air and “dancing”. We can’t get off our asses to go vote for the Presidential Election, but we can sure send some texts to ensure you and your zombie [...]

It’s about as thrilling as it sounds.

Oh Gasmii, things are cooking over in the V timeslot. FBI Mom decides to hide her child in a remote corner of the world that most people couldn’t even find on a map, Connecticut. Anna decides to get crazy evil. We find out the V’s have an unhealthy attachment to polyester, and Georgie saves the [...]

I hope you all got your permission slips signed.

Hey there Gasmii, well the holidays, Olympics, and March are over, so it’s time to get back in touch with over favorite space lizards and the people who fight them, on V. It’s been four months, so I bet you’re seriously jonesing for evil lizard shenanigans and plucky human resistancing, huh? Look, please say yes, [...]

His is a tragic tale.

Part One of the massive event that is the Return of FlashForward: angst from Mark! Crazy from Olivia! A Villain!

***Today is now NEWBIE DAY!! Welcome another two recappers to the family: Fran and Berry!! We’ve seen Tool Academy Season 1: A Tool Hope. We’ve seen Tool Academy 2: Temple of Tool. Now thanks to Bret Michaels leaving to pursue legitimate reality TV on NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, VH1 had a little extra petty cash. So [...]

Think about the classic TV shows throughout the ages. Seinfeld. Friends. The Simpsons. Now remember your favorite episodes. Without hesitation, you’re able to answer “the clip show.” Tonight, American Idol capitalizes on that love of things that have already happened and may not have been important enough to show previously to give you their most [...]

OH MY GAWD you guys!!!!!!!!!!!! This week’s Models of the Runway was SOOOOOOO freaking awesome. So much happened! There was blood, and tears, and sand, and sweat and naked man buttocks…..oh, wait This is Spartacus. Fuck! Don’t get me wrong, this show’s cheesy as hell, but at least it has sweaty naked boys in it. [...]

A Hooker? Like, what does that even MEAN? This week on SECRETS OF ASPEN, the episode is ALL ABOUT how everyone thinks Brooke is a hooker, but especially the gay gay gay cast member, Ben. Star and Poor-y don’t ask Brooke to be in the charity date auction because of this reputation, and instead take [...]

Welcome back to FlashForward, and hopefully everyone had a great Thanksgiving! This Thursday, we’re back to a different kind of turkey. Oh, I kid! I’m going to get letters, I just know it…

What part of the world are we off to investigate tonight, based on only the narrowest of clues? Will it be a game of bridge or Duck, Duck, Goose that tonight decides the fate of the world? And will suicide again prove to be the answer? Find out on another episode of FlashForward!

This is what a no-carb diet and PMS looks like This Hills episode, an extra dose of FUCKING APESHIT. Broahday, Kristin and Jayde all schedule lunchley meet and greets and get all up in each others’ businesses. And, HBUD STILL wants a baby, and will stop at NOTHING to get what her hormonal, surgery-laden 23 [...]

Al is dead, Janice is barren, Tracy is alive. THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED.

That’s my “bite your dick off” face. This week on The Hills, Kristin hones her man huntin’ by courting Brody and his plastic surgery mishap of a mother. Jayde and Kristin have a quasi-fight at the kids’ favorite hangout, Playhouse and Spencer doesn’t know about the human body, or the logistics of a vasectomy! Ooops! [...]

A new level of awesomeness makes me feel guilty about catching this on Hulu several days after the fact, but watching the Dancing With The Stars Results Show as it unfolds.

It’s no wonder FBI Director always looks so mad!

Previously we learned that if you make it through rounds and rounds of interviews and casting sessions and the first 3 legs of the race – you should probably know enough to HOLD ON TO YOUR @%&*$@! PASSPORT! WHY?!?! Because this is “AMAZING RACE“. Not “Amazing Race Around the Continental US”. Dan and Sam, the [...]

On a Very Special Episode of FlashForward, you learn what YOU can do to fight diseases you learn about in your glimpses of the future.

My least favorite episode so far turns into my favorite episode so far in about three seconds.