POSTS TAGGED: recaps

Uber Megan is back and she’s brought along some of her friends. We will meet them throughout the recap. Uber Megan is the all-being, all-knowing Teen Mom Mascot. Jenelle is glad to be off probation and hasn’t seen her mom or Jace in a while. She and Kieffer are at home and Kieffer is drinking [...]

Reading Ru to filth.

Raising daughters is hard work, but with the good lord’s help we can screw them up as much as humanly possible.

Hey Race Fans! Fran here! Back from the nondescript Midwest and ready to take the plunge into this big bad season of AR. Lil’ C and I returned last night to find Berry face down in a Pillsbury pie tin. Who recaps Hoarders? Because they can come over here for some hands on experience. I’ll [...]

Get out your liberry cards!

Hola Gasmii and welcome to the full recap of this week’s The Taste!  First, I’d like to congratulate one commenter who guessed every item correctly in last week’s recap!  JustDucky, you get the prize!  Yay! Here’s the list of what I have eaten, according to Judge/item: Nigella:  Ham Hock, Sweet Breads, Pig Ears Malarkey:   Sweetbreads [...]

We’ll make a brighter day, just you and me. But not Coco.

Who’s on first? What’s on second? I don’t know. Third base. But these ladies have all gone a lot further than third base. On first in Kailyn, and I will say that her story line is a total snooze-fest. It’s painful to watch her interact with a random Megan to talk about seeing Slo Jo [...]

Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble sponsored by Ford Focus, The Amazing Race. Right now Fran is out of town because she had a death in the family. Some second cousin got his ding dong stuck in a leaf blower [...]

Guess who’s coming to dinner, really late?

Can I get a GAY MAN?!??!

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

She’s a really STAUNCH character. Awnestly.

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

Finally a fairly fun episode from the Teen Moms. And by fun, I mean dysfunctional. There wasn’t a slacker among them. Each girl did something uniquely depressing (read, funny) and kept me entertained. Okay, maybe not Kailyn, but she did appear to get some sun. So, let’s start, my friends… We start out with Kailyn [...]

SNATCH GAME!

Hey Gasmii! Since we left off last week, I have to make one teeny tiny little concession: Joseph is not just a cat sweater guy. He tweeted me (So exciting, this newfangled technology!) to make sure I knew that he wasn’t just a cat sweater guy, and some of his stuff is actually really cute! [...]

No more half-stepping on the runway!

The Season Premier of Teen Mom 2, Season 4 didn’t bring us too much in the way of new info. It was more of a rehashing of last year and playing out what we saw on the Check-Up Show with Dr. Drew. First up we have Chelsea and Aubree eating pizza, when a new friend [...]

Hola Gasmii!  Let’s get to recapping this thing, are you ready?  Pour yourself a glass of vino (a glass of red for me, thanks!) and let’s do this thing! So we start off with two teams one man down Sorry Micah! Later Renatta!  (You should know, my husband is a HUGE fan of Apple Crumble – you was [...]

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

Did you know Coco and Alyssa have beef? Do tell.

Hey Gasmii! I’m Dashley, and I’m so excited to be bringing you the Project Runway recaps this season. I was so honored when Flipit asked me to write them, and not a moment too soon, because we need to talk about this:  Who wouldn’t want to see what THIS guy would design? So let’s get [...]

2 hours too long. Part one of these two episodes.

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

It’s time for the Teen Mom 2 cast to check in with Dr. Drew. As if they weren’t screwing up their lives enough on their own, now they have Dr. Drew around to give them even more stupid advice. Hey Dr. Douche, How’s that Celeb Rehab show working out? We quickly start in a montage [...]

 Dr. Drew is back to instill some wisdom in the ladies, and gents, from Teen Mom 2. Chelsea and Adam had unprotected sex as recently as a week ago. GED. Adam. Randy. Bad. Spray. Tan. Dr. Drew 0 – Teen Mom 1 Jenelle’s up next. Her two front teeth look like gerbil teeth. Ke$ha. Weed. [...]

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert youuu…  lhjrotwpordmfbeieoruwe, my TWD peeps! That’s “hello” in zombie snarl (duh). It’s hard to believe it’s been two months since we left our band of merry men, and now we’re in the first episode of the second part of the second half of the [...]

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We made it to the end… of Season 3. Sadly, some of the ladies should be back on 16 and Pregnant. Let’s dive right in… Jeremy is still out of town, making his way home for the weekend, when Leah decides it’s best for her to call him while he’s driving to tell him that [...]

Coco will read you to filth.

It’s virtually impossible to do a minicap for over 3 hours of Teen Mom 2. So I have decided to just keep working on the full recap of all 3 hours.  Be patient with me and I will do my best to finish up soon.  GED results, paternity test results, IUD stories, and a video [...]

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

Since I’m so late, I haven’t really proofed this too well, so please excuse any typos… or  point them out… whatever works. Leah and Jeremy do the twin-swap with Corey in the parking lot like always. Jeremy is taking Leah away for the weekend and she says he has no idea how much she needs [...]

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

This week on Teen Mom 2… I lose my lunch over the moronic behavior of 20 year old girls… and…  Leah and Jeremy rent a cabin to get away from it all. Chelsea is moving and talking about her GED. She calls Adam and asks if he can keep Aubree while she studies. Kailyn goes [...]

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

We’re back… let’s see what these lovely ladies have been up to since last week. But more importantly, many thanks to Gamsii @S-Natch for properly renaming Randiculous Houska, “Daddy Houskabucks”! **bowing head for a moment of silence** Kailyn is back at Slo Jo’s house to drop off Isaac and she said she realizes that it’s [...]