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This week on Teen Mom 2…. Kailyn isn’t moving to Texas, but she does meet a new guy. She moves into a new house and manages to not drop out of college or have the guy move in with her. Leah and Jeremy move into a new house and Leah drops out of college. The [...]

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… the downside is that the world’s cutest dog is no longer with us. RIP Sweet Frankie!   We start with Jenelle on the phone with Amber, talking about her break-up with Josh. She wants to stay [...]

Yes, dearest gasmii, I am a terrible person. It’s true, just look up my CSIS file (I’m a national disgrace). But I’m also a working mom (like there is any other kind?) so my free time is limited to bathroom breaks and I don’t quite get wifi in the can. Luck has struck in the [...]

This week’s secret words are: this is not staged and stop it. Oh and they swear they’re not actors.

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… the downside is that the world’s cutest dog is no longer with us. RIP Sweet Frankie! I am finishing up the full recap, but ran a little behind due to a long weekend in Vegas. [...]

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!

The smartest girl on Teen Mom 2 doesn’t want to get potty trained. Up first, I am posting a small montage of a few Teen Mom 2 candid (and completely staged) holiday pics. Um. Yeah. So. GROSS.  Your mommy loves the new baby more. Jace decorated his tree with Klonopin.  Teen Mom 2 was on [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2… Chelsea is two steps closer to getting her GED and three shades closer to being completely orange. Chelsea’s dad realizes that he’s going to be supporting his daughter for the next 18 years. At least. Leah is happy as a clam because two men like her, but one of [...]

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

Logan leaves, Kody’s hair threatens to leave, and Meri continues to be insufferable. But they’re all happy, doncha know.

The family faces a double loss, and later yammers on endlessly about how great their lives are.

***SourCake brings us your November comments! Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to go back to work after a blissful year of SAHMing and I didn’t get to spend nearly as much time online as I was accustomed to (see above re: stay-at-home-mom). Luckily, in pulling together this [...]

Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!

***CynTV takes on October! Ah, October! The best damn month of the year. And I’m not saying that because it’s my birthday month. No sir. Anyhoo, put your fuzzy slippers on, sit back with a nice box of wine, and enjoy my selections for the best comments of the month. Salud! Kthxbai on RHOM: @Alejandra [...]

Grape Ape goes on a rampage!

Chelsea’s a moron. Jenelle finds a new family. Kailyn keeps looking for one. Leah keeps ruining hers. I must preface this recap to say that I am sitting inside my home office (read, bed) with my windows open… my neighbor is edging his yard and it’s so loud that I am on the verge of [...]

The Browns visit their spiritual home.

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?

The Browns visit Nauvoo and hear a shocking new fact.

Making Christmas!

The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)

Long lost relatives visit the Duke of Castlebury in his itty bitty principality. One of them gets married.

The moms are back and someone’s off her meds… but she’s feeling fine… We will get to her in a bit. Leah and Jeremy make it official and become boyfriend and girlfriend. Leah tells Jeremy about cheating on Corey the week before their wedding… but that it was Corey’s fault. Jeremy doesn’t mind, he says [...]

Always wear Depends around Meri.

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

Some wins, some losses. You know, like in Vegas.

It’s the season finale, and I can honestly say it doesn’t come a moment too soon.  The best part is the reunion, and that’s only awesome because John “The Spider” Salley hosts it, and he’s a riot. But first, we start with the season finale. We’re still in New Orleans and we’re still discussing the same [...]

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

Okay, technically there is no minicap… but Monday night was the season finale and the reunion show. I am going to do them together in one final recap… Just give me a little time to get all the facts straight, because these ladies are insane. You can read past recaps and discuss this week’s episode [...]

Last week on Teen Mom, a bunch of girls made emotional mistakes that will likely affect their lives and the lives of those around them… This week, they do about the same, but without any jailtime. Kailyn is back with Jordan but he doesn’t trust her. She wants to visit her friend at Penn State [...]

The Browns learn something. Sort of.

The Sister Wives Afterschool Special.

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Much like at a horse race, we’re off… Just don’t get too excited… First up, Brooke is having a private launch party of Touch Me lingerie. She didn’t mean to keep it a secret, but she did. They talked about how awesome Jackie’s fashion show was and that Brooke got the cover of King Magazine. [...]

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

A new day in AC.

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

The Browns come up wanting. Again.